More News Outta Iran

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[Jay in Phoenix]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelpeck ... l-america/

Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America

Documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden conclusively prove that the United States has been ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in the 1930s.

These revelations about our alien overlords might not cost you any sleep. But the part that should concern you a tad is that the UFO story was just published by the Fars News Agency, the English-language news service of Iran, a nation that may be very close to acquiring nuclear weapons.

Huh. I didn't know the Bush family were space aliens. Does LTS know about this?

[Rooster]

They got the HMFIC's color wrong. Dude is balck.