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Jesus mgo you are one stupid cat, proof of which is AP thinking the same thing you do. The subject YOU brought up was pedosmack not BEING a pedo so when I said R-Jack did it dozens of times I was talking about dropping pedosmack because that's what YOU were talking about. You can mash out a retort if you want but at this point you have shown less of an ability to read than a third grader so you might want to pack it in.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
A stroke, sometimes referred to by the older term cerebrovascular accident (CVA), is the rapid loss of brain function due to disturbance in the blood supply to the brain
My guess, Whitey, is that you've been having minor strokes for years.
I wouldn't doubt that, Goobs. Fact is I've been my own worst enemy most of the time but very fortunate all the same.

i'm going to use episode to get better.
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Just driving by and noticed this ...gheeze bro heal up fast, and be thankful you don't live in Canada, and that Obamacare is in worse shape than you. Better call your daughter in to draft for you Thursday...wait, check that, hoping you can draft your own team. Lay of the tokes, lay off the transfats, and you'll be back duelling forks with Buddy in no time.
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Moving Sale wrote:Jesus mgo you are one stupid cat, proof of which is AP thinking the same thing you do. The subject YOU brought up was pedosmack not BEING a pedo so when I said R-Jack did it dozens of times I was talking about dropping pedosmack because that's what YOU were talking about. You can mash out a retort if you want but at this point you have shown less of an ability to read than a third grader so you might want to pack it in.
The encyclopedia of the history of back pedaling just posted. Are you going to let the midget get away with that?
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Moving Sale wrote:The subject YOU brought up was pedosmack not BEING a pedo so when I said R-Jack did it dozens of times I was talking about dropping pedosmack because that's what YOU were talking about.
The "subject" I brought up was asking what the hell is wrong with you for breaking out "you rape your own kid" smack on another poster. If and when I see R-Jack do the same thing, I'll call him on it as well.

I seriously hope you're better at this debatin' stuff in the court room than you are here. Then again, you're just a low-rent, two-bit dipshit with crackhead clients who probably don't know any better.

Fuck off, little man.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Then again, you're just a low-rent, two-bit dipshit with crackhead clients who probably don't know any better.

Fuck off, little man.
He had some black clients last month you know. He told us so.
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Left Seater wrote:The national coverage for this storm is 10 times what it would be for a Florida or gulf coast landfall. Guess hurricanes are a bigger deal when they get closer to you, huh new York nation media?
The miricle of birth or a baby being born with four assholes*? Why would one garner more media attention that the other?










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Derron wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Then again, you're just a low-rent, two-bit dipshit with crackhead clients who probably don't know any better.

Fuck off, little man.
He had some black clients last month you know. He told us so.
Had one more today, plus a white guy. Tomorrow is one white guy, one black guy and an Asian. So fucking what? Not much different from the clientele breakdown of the Starbucks down the street.
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Seriously? Diego jokes? :lol:

Like I said, if and when R-Jack accuses somebody of raping their own kid (especially in a serious tone), then I'll say the same thing to him.

Otherwise, just stop already, lil guy. You're in way over your head.

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The cultivation of memes is an art. It's the foundation of any long-running message board's distinct "culture".
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Otherwise, just stop already, lil guy. You're in way over your head.
It's no use...he's too hung up on this...

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Seriously? Diego jokes? :lol:
So your problem is that "R-jack molesting his daughter" is not enough of a meme? Not enough plp do it in your mind to make it ok?
Like I said, if and when R-Jack accuses somebody of raping their own kid (especially in a serious tone), then I'll say the same thing to him.
Oh so I was too serious for you? Is that is?
Otherwise, just stop already, lil guy. You're in way over your head.
Says the tard playing checkers on a chess board.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:The cultivation of memes is an art. It's the foundation of any long-running message board's distinct "culture".
I see so internet meme culture, which is known for it's civility and restraint, makes it ok? Is that your take Canadian Idiot?
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Moving Sale wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:The cultivation of memes is an art. It's the foundation of any long-running message board's distinct "culture".
Is see so internet meme culture, which is known for it's civility and restraint, makes it ok? Is that your take Canadian Idiot?
Fuck off bitch. Nobody cares what you think anyway.
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Derron wrote:
Fuck off bitch. Nobody cares what you think anyway.
Which is why they (and you) are taking their time responding to me.
Nice post you braindead fucktard.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:The cultivation of memes is an art. It's the foundation of any long-running message board's distinct "culture".
I see so internet meme culture, which is known for it's civility and restraint, makes it ok? Is that your take Canadian Idiot?
Luckily for you that you edited this masterpiece or you would sound silly.
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Have a quick recovery wags.
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AP, at least TVO is not you. He's got that going for him.
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Imus wrote:AP, at least TVO is not you. He's got that going for him.
Why do you need to use a shit troll to respond to me? I don't get it. Think about it. Using a main nick on this board and giving each other shit with our real personas is what makes it fun. You on the other hand are a coward and pathetic shit troll that has no balls to man up. We would never meet each other in real life, so why are you so scared? I wonder what that worthless Cuda thinks... Not really.
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:The cultivation of memes is an art. It's the foundation of any long-running message board's distinct "culture".
I see so internet meme culture, which is known for it's civility and restraint, makes it ok? Is that your take Canadian Idiot?
Luckily for you that you edited this masterpiece or you would sound silly.
Wow, just wow.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:
Wow, just wow.
You stole that line from Dinsdale. He gets credit for that line from the U&L. Got anything you came up with to respond you fucking perverted pedophile?
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Hang in there, Wagon!

And yeah, hittin' the rehab hard = a winner.


Don't fret the hospital bill.
It won't help.

Shit happens and the sun always comes up again ---> unless you have the fourth stroke. :wink:


Best to you.
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Yes, Slur Wagon should pray three times daily.

And if he decides to carry on with his cigarette huffin', he better take after the muslims and pray FIVE times a day.
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poptart wrote:Slur Wagon
best "stroke wagon" crack yet.

thing is, though, my speech hasn't been affected, not much anyway. When I called my boss to tell him what had happened, he didn't believe it at first. I guess they affect people differently.

But i've noticed trouble with things as simple as dialing a phone # that I've known for years... looking at the keypad yet repeatedly hitting the wrong fucking numbers. 3958 turns out 3598 and shit like that. :oops:

You can imagine how long it takes me to mash out a few coherent sentences here.

welcome back 'tart, btw.
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War Wagon wrote:
You can imagine how long it takes me to mash out a few coherent sentences here.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

saw that coming but thought you'd ask for a link instead.
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dyslexia much? and don't worry about those "few coherent sentences", though wishful thinking at this point, they'll come with time...hopefully.
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Hope you're back on your feet soon, War Wagon!
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War Wagon wrote: 3958 turns out 3598 and shit like that. :oops:
Starts happening around age 05...err...50, stroke or no stroke.
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Does this mean that we're all getting older and dying off?
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