Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours

[Goober McTuber]

IOWA CITY -The armed man who robbed the Romantix adult shop early Thursday morning got away with an $1,800 sex toy to just before police arrived.

According to Iowa City police Sgt. Denise Brotherton, before 3:10 a.m. the male subject reportedly made small talk with the female clerk before he displayed a hunting knife, forcing her to jump the counter as he chased her briefly before she ran from the store.

No one was injured, but the white male subject grabbed the toy and fled just before police arrived, said a staff member working today. It was noted Romantix doesn’t carry many of the “F*** Me Silly” female dummies.

The store, located at 315 Kirkwood Ave., showed no signs of forced entry, according to the clerk. It operates from 8 a.m. to 4 a.m. daily.

Investigators are still working to obtain surveillance video of the robbery, Brotherton said. The subject has been described as a 5-foot-8 to 5-foot-10, 165-pound man, who wore a black coat and a scarf over his face, toting a backpack.

Check back for updates.

[Mikey]

Was the blow-up doll dressed as a sheep?

[ChargerMike]

Was the blow-up doll dressed as a sheep?

YES

[Derron]

Must be a hell of a business demand for adult stores in Iowa City if the business hours are 8 am to 4 am

[smackaholic]

ya know, we got rules here.

http://realisticvaginas.69adulttoys.com ... rbator.asp

[Mace]

Goober, you asshole. You know I can't say too much about this without implicating myself in a crime, so suffice it to say that my sheep haven't been putting out lately and a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.....and my sheep are receiving some well deserved rest.

[nostra]

a whole bunch of faggots appear to be posting in this stupid thread

[BSmack]

Nostra,

What was the restaurant that you and I visited together in C-Town and what was the beer that I had that was all sorts of skunked and bitter?

[nostra]

Nostra,

What was the restaurant that you and I visited together in C-Town and what was the beer that I had that was all sorts of skunked and bitter?

the beer was burning river pale ale - the fuck if I remember where we had it - maybe the winking lizard?

[Van]

The winking lizard? It didn't happen to be a sort of blackish lizard, did it?

~swoon~

-Stanley Pikkkle

[nostra]

The winking lizard? It didn't happen to be a sort of blackish lizard, did it?

~swoon~

-Stanley Pikkkle

are you insinuating that Stanley likes the black hog, friend?

[Van]

-Irie

[Goober McTuber]

Nostra,

What was the restaurant that you and I visited together in C-Town and what was the beer that I had that was all sorts of skunked and bitter?

the beer was burning river pale ale - the fuck if I remember where we had it - maybe the winking lizard?

Jeez, the real fucking nostra? I need to find Jay Hanks and send him an invite.

[Derron]

Nostra,

What was the restaurant that you and I visited together in C-Town and what was the beer that I had that was all sorts of skunked and bitter?

the beer was burning river pale ale - the fuck if I remember where we had it - maybe the winking lizard?

Jeez, the real fucking nostra? I need to find Jay Hanks and send him an invite.

No shit ! That is a blast from the way back days....

[BSmack]

Nostra,

What was the restaurant that you and I visited together in C-Town and what was the beer that I had that was all sorts of skunked and bitter?

the beer was burning river pale ale - the fuck if I remember where we had it - maybe the winking lizard?

Ding! It was the Winking Lizard and that was some skunky ass Burning River. I have since had the chance to try properly stored Burning River, and it is a solid Pale Ale. But I much prefer the Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald Porter.

How the hell have you been?

[nostra]

Nostra,

What was the restaurant that you and I visited together in C-Town and what was the beer that I had that was all sorts of skunked and bitter?

the beer was burning river pale ale - the fuck if I remember where we had it - maybe the winking lizard?

Jeez, the real fucking nostra? I need to find Jay Hanks and send him an invite.

http://www.honksville.com/aboutus.html

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto

[nostra]

Nostra,

What was the restaurant that you and I visited together in C-Town and what was the beer that I had that was all sorts of skunked and bitter?

the beer was burning river pale ale - the fuck if I remember where we had it - maybe the winking lizard?

Ding! It was the Winking Lizard and that was some skunky ass Burning River. I have since had the chance to try properly stored Burning River, and it is a solid Pale Ale. But I much prefer the Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald Porter.

How the hell have you been?

Been good. Live in Dallas now, remarried - have a son on the way

[Mace]

a whole bunch of faggots appear to be posting in this stupid thread

Sometimes we go to great extremes to attract your kind into a thread.

Say it ain't so, Joe.

How the hell are you, Nos? Congrats on the marriage and little one on the way. Hope things are going good for you in Dallas. Stop in here whenever you've got some time. Good to see you again, Nos.

[Trampis]

IOWA CITY -The armed man who robbed the Romantix adult shop early Thursday morning got away with an $1,800 sex toy to just before police arrived.

According to Iowa City police Sgt. Denise Brotherton, before 3:10 a.m. the male subject reportedly made small talk with the female clerk before he displayed a hunting knife, forcing her to jump the counter as he chased her briefly before she ran from the store....

I'd hit it.

[nostra]

have a son on the way

The fuck! ANOTHER ONE?

thanks for bringing this back to the top, sweet faggot

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

That's a pretty random thread bump, Spray. I just can't believe this thread's been up for a year with no Dee Gashville appearance.

[Jay in Phoenix]

I just can't believe this thread's been up for a year with no Dee Gashville appearance.

Perhaps we can introduce Dee to nostra. They could enjoy a nice little tête-à-tête in a warm candlelit French château, (as nostra is a connoisseur of all things "French") pop the top of a frothy Champagne Moët & Chandon Dom Pérignon and commiserate with one another in a frothing Jacuzzi, whilst Dee serenades nostra with ballads of love and remembrance.

After all, that is the nostra I recall. :wink:

Now stop rubbing your gay all over this thread nos.

Congrats on the impending birth of your son. Mazel tov.

[nostra]

Impending birth? The critter is 10 months old today. I'm gonna smack that fat tub of shit for bumping this thread

[Jay in Phoenix]

Impending birth? The critter is 10 months old today. I'm gonna smack that fat tub of shit for bumping this thread

Hmm, I guess reading the dates at the top of the post would be a help. Well then, I hope that the rug-ranger is fine and healthy and all is good at nostra's corner. Drop a pm sometime and catch a brother up.