(!) Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man.... (!)

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:29 pm

Todd is onto something.

That something is a Sybian machine.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:35 pm

The single life is great, brah. Get yourself a nice studio apartment, a fridge full of Keystones and a $3500 sex doll. You'll be the envy of all your friends.

-AP

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:38 pm

Toddowen wrote:Just a suggestion for R-Jack: become gay for a couple of years.

sweet
merciful
christmas

:|

Todd, just stop, okay?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:08 pm

Martyred wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Just a suggestion for R-Jack: become gay for a couple of years.

sweet
merciful
christmas

:|

Todd, just stop, okay?

Todd probably thinks that when he turns back hetero, that the gay period just goes away. Once you suck cock and take or give it up the ass, you are always going to be gay dude.

Probably be out on the town with some skank after he turns back hetero and runs into one of his old boy friends. Explain that to the bitch you had hoped was going to fuck you.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:25 pm

Toddowen wrote:Just a suggestion for R-Jack: become gay for a couple of years. This should be no problem considering where it is that you live. Perfectly acceptable in the Bay area. A good looking stud like you should have no problem hooking up.

And It'll help in number of other ways. Your financial situation will improve, as it always does for gay men. Your ex will feel like a failure and you'll have the support of legions of fag-hags who will openly despise your wife whenever your circles intermingle. And you can attempt to seduce her current beau right in front of her, which is a much more laughable way of getting over as opposed to fighting him.

And you can always go back to being heterosexual.

are you speaking from practical experience ?

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:26 pm

Derron wrote: Once you suck cock and take or give it up the ass, you are always going to be gay dude.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:02 am

I agree with spray.

When there are kids involved, it is worth trying to make it work. Not saying that you necessarily can, but, staying together "for the children" is a worthy goal. My parents split when i was 7 years old and it was teh sukk. Trust me on this one. Of course, in my case it was inevitable as my old man was a worthless POS.

In the mean time, get out there and bang the shit out of a freak or three. This is the perfect opportunity to get a little something on the side 100% guilt free.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:05 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Marital issues tend to get in the way of pissing off tards, calling people faggots, ranking whores, resetting tired old phrases and reminding AP that he is AP. In short, this is less sudden for me than it is for you.
Sorry to hear this, and yes, I can relate to this 1000%. Biggest difference is that it seems to be moving in slow motion for me by comparison, if for no other reason than a strong self preservation instinct.

ftfy

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:14 am

Van wrote:Have you seen his wife?

Very few have. Documented sightings are extraordinarily rare and always controversial.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:21 am

Terry's wife is an obvious hoax.

Now, the "Rumple Crop Circles"...that's an entirely different matter!

I BELIEVE

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:36 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
poptart wrote:
R-Jack wrote:lively discussions are soon to follow as well as furniture being hastily and agressively re-arranged.
PET or nobody gives a shit.
A "I'm divorcing you" VET.

Now that would be one for the ages.

That's why I posted it.

Hope R-Jaked realizes the opportunity to become legendary is right before his eyes.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:02 am

What a shitty way for it to end.....her fucking the opportunistic trainer/home wrecker. Shame on her for what she's done to not only you, but your children's future. The only thing more upsetting and stressful than divorcing parents for a kid, is the death of a parent.

Anyhow... trust me when I suggest you cancel all your credit cards she has access to. I learned that the hard way.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:45 am

smackaholic wrote:I agree with spray.

When there are kids involved, it is worth trying to make it work. Not saying that you necessarily can, but, staying together "for the children" is a worthy goal. My parents split when i was 7 years old and it was teh sukk. Trust me on this one. Of course, in my case it was inevitable as my old man was a worthless POS.

In the mean time, get out there and bang the shit out of a freak or three. This is the perfect opportunity to get a little something on the side 100% guilt free.

He just posted that his wife is getting boned by her PT. On THIS board he posted that. Yea sure he'll get back together with her.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:39 am

Dedicated to R-Jack...

Four hungry children and a crotch that won't heal...

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:07 pm

Meh I'm calling it a B- trolljob

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:17 pm

BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I agree with spray.

When there are kids involved, it is worth trying to make it work. Not saying that you necessarily can, but, staying together "for the children" is a worthy goal. My parents split when i was 7 years old and it was teh sukk. Trust me on this one. Of course, in my case it was inevitable as my old man was a worthless POS.

In the mean time, get out there and bang the shit out of a freak or three. This is the perfect opportunity to get a little something on the side 100% guilt free.
He just posted that his wife is getting boned by her PT. On THIS board he posted that. Yea sure he'll get back together with her.

No shit..just think what that would do for his board cred.....

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:21 pm

lovebuzz wrote: [A]n effective attorney ... [is] your friends in this situation.

He will need more than that when his ex finds out he has been diddling his kid.

Karma's a bitch isn't it, you horrid pedo?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:50 pm

R-Jack - I guarantee if wifey has any number of girlfriends a couple will step forward in your time of need with some wet moist offerings...not sure of the specific psychological rationale for that behavior, just that it exists...and win-win; getting your nut and pissing her off is the daily double.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:56 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Fwiw, I had divorce papers at the ready until I found out she might have uterine cancer, then I shelved them. Whatever else my flaws, I refuse to allow myself to become Newt Gingrich.

Dumbfuck.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:00 pm

Bump.

How you gonna leave us hanging like that?

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:59 pm

She took his keyboard with her.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:55 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Think I'm going to let off after all of these years of you and the shit trolls going after me? You dug your own grave years ago and now you are going to get payback bitch. I tried to be cool with you and you attacked me once again today.

AP's computer going after AP after yet another scintillating post.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:59 pm

Derron wrote: Once you suck cock and take or give it up the ass, you are always going to be gay dude.

So Toddowen counsels going gay, and Derron follows up with some practical advice.

Yep, the weekend must be coming up...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:10 am

Being single again, while fun in the bedroom, sucks man. Last 10 months have been hell.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:20 am

Another one bites the dust?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:21 am

IndyFrisco wrote:Being single again, while fun in the bedroom, sucks man. Last 10 months have been hell.

Couldn't turn away from the TVs, huh?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:22 am

Sorry to hear that, Indy. Wasn't aware you split as well.

How many TVs did she get?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:23 am

IndyFrisco wrote:Being single again, while fun in the bedroom, sucks man. Last 10 months have been hell.

So how's Jasper treating you?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:39 am

IndyFrisco wrote:Being single again, while fun in the bedroom, sucks man. Last 10 months have been hell.

Who's gonna get the $500 Cuisinart you only used once?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:08 am

So now you dicksticks know why I've been AWOL for the most part since October '11...

Take your jabs. Built me a nice six-pack the last 6 months. I can take it.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:11 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Fortunately for me, I like my women with a little meat on their bones.

We should talk.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:13 am

Go Coogs' wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Fortunately for me, I like my women with a little meat on their bones.
We should talk.

Irie Lagos once said something like that to another man. How did that turn out?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:21 am

Go Coogs' wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Fortunately for me, I like my women with a little meat on their bones.
We should talk.

Yeah?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:31 am

She said it was either her or another TV. The flatscreen on the door in the water closet is nice, but I miss the family.

Just feeding the stigma...

Sorry for no real soap opera but it was a mutual decision I don't care to expound upon here. I had some short comings (which were long comings elsewhere). Bout all I am comfortable saying without giving too much detail.

In any case, I feel for ya R-Jack. I know what you are feeling...from one end or another.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:36 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Fortunately for me, I like my women with a little meat on their bones.
We should talk.
Yeah?

Yeah. I'm pretty stoked as a matter of fact. I've arranged a live webcam feed of Frau Rumple oiling up her massive, fleshy dirigibles as an appearance fee.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:40 am

Her tits are still spectacular.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:38 am

IndyFrisco wrote: Sorry for no real soap opera but it was a mutual decision I don't care to expound upon here. I had some short comings (which were long comings elsewhere).

Both of you married money. You had a trophy wife and he had a the next Triple Crown winner.

Here's the deal with you two individuals and listen closely. Both of you have really shitty personalities and it is displayed on this board almost every time you post. Indy, you constantly brag about your possessions and show pictures of living the dream. No way a computer nerd can amass that much wealth if his wife didn't come from a very wealthy family. The only "6 pack" you now have is the Beast Lite that you can barely afford. She gets the house doesn't she? Mutual decision my ass. I'll bet you're getting alimony to make it that way dickhead.

Same with R-Jerk. You are a bitter ingrate and married money. I'll bet your shitty personality really impressed her family. You spend more time on this board being negative, while assuming every thing you say should be cut in stone. I've said this before, that if you've spent more time with her than the bunch of us idiots here I would doubt things would have turned out that way.

Now that being said, sucks to be you. Learn this thing called "Humility" as you move on. Karma got both of you donkey dicks and you never saw it coming because you are fucking tools.

Tell you what. I'll help you with the U-Haul if you need help moving bitches. ;)

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:48 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
Same with R-Jerk. You are a bitter ingrate and married money.

Link....

I mean really. Link me up to any instance that would lead anyone to believe that I married into money. I never even seen that suggested, let alone said. How does a personal info whore such as yourself suck so badly at dolling out personal info? It's mindboggling.

Tell you what. I'll help you with the U-Haul if you need help moving bitches. ;)

She's crashing at her parents. I'm sleeping in my own bed* :bode:

*...after washing the sheets. Just to be safe.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:05 am

I've always been impressed with AP's remarkable ability to extrapolate virtually unlimited amounts personal knowledge from the smallest scraps of detail. It's a gift really.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:50 am

Coming from the guy who asked me to go gay, I'll take your analysis with a grain of salt.