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Anyone who disagrees is a homo.
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (CNN) - Clint Eastwood meet Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Kerry Washington.

The three actresses, firmly anchored in Hollywood's royalty, have been secretly scheduled to speak at the Democratic National Convention, according to a tentative schedule provided by a source to CNN.

The schedule lists the three actresses as speaking on Thursday evening, the same night that President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden will accept their party's respective nominations. Johansson, Portman and Washington are listed as following The Foo Fighters on the itinerary. Convention officials announced that the alternative rock band would perform last week.

A source told CNN the hope is to have the three actresses appear on stage together.

It's unclear if the schedule has been finalized or is subject to change. When contacted by CNN, a DNC official said that no final details about the Thursday program would be divulged at this time.

CNN reached out to representatives for each actress but did not receive comment for Johansson and Portman. A representative for Washington would only say the actress is currently filming in Los Angeles.

Though several celebrities are slated to attend the DNC, appearances by Johansson, Portman and Washington would surely invite special political scrutiny.

All three are popular, award-winning actresses and among Hollywood's most bankable stars. But perhaps more importantly, all three represent demographics that Democrats hope to win by wide margins: women and young voters.

Johansson is 27 years old, Portman is 31 and Washington is 35.

Should the actresses take the stage supporting the president it could help Democrats present a picture of inclusiveness and diversity within the party. Johansson and Portman are white, Washington is African-American.

Meanwhile, an appearance by the trio would come one week after another political surprise move by a Hollywood royal.

Eastwood delivered an unannounced speech at the Republican National Convention on Romney's behalf on Thursday. Though it was well received by conservatives in attendance and others watching at home - Eastwood's speech, where he had a conversation with an imaginary Obama represented by an empty chair, was mocked by many others.

One thing Eastwood has in common with the women: they are all critically acclaimed actors.

In addition to positive reviews in other films, Portman won an Academy Award in 2011 for her role in "The Black Swan." Johansson has seen critical acclaim for roles in films such as "Lost in Translation," "A Love Song for Bobby Long" and "The Other Boleyn Girl." Washington currently stars in ABC's hit show "Scandal" and roundly received praise for her roles in the films "For Colored Girls," "The Last King of Scotland" and the Ray Charles biopic, "Ray."

Johansson, Portman and Washington were vocal supporters of Obama in 2008.
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Sorry, but Clint trumps these 3 honeys and day of the week when it comes to star power.

Not even close.
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Michelle Obama went absolutely fucking yard last night....one of the best speeches I have seen in a long time....if Obama wins a second term, he owes a lot to that speech....

funny thing, mitt romney's name wasn't mentioned once......
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i'm totally voting based on the level of hottie hot hotness.
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Felix wrote:Michelle Obama went absolutely fucking yard last night....one of the best speeches I have seen in a long time....
I didn't watch her speech, nor have to, to know you'd say that.

You didn't have to watch it to know you'd say that either.
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War Wagon wrote:
Felix wrote:Michelle Obama went absolutely fucking yard last night....one of the best speeches I have seen in a long time....
I didn't watch her speech nor even have to, to know you'd say that.

You didn't have to watch it to know you'd say that either.
No shit. Who in their right fucking mind with a pair of testicles gave two fucking giant rats cocks about what MO had to say last night?
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Goober McTuber wrote:Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Kerry Washington.
WTF? Are there no rules here?

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Goober McTuber wrote:...Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Kerry Washington...
The three actresses, firmly anchored in Hollywood's royalty, have been secretly scheduled to speak at the Democratic National Convention, according to a tentative schedule provided by a source to CNN.

You're only a homo if you actually keep the sound up and listen to what they are saying. More tits and ass please and less chat from those sluts.
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smackaholic wrote:Sorry, but Clint trumps these 3 honeys and day of the week when it comes to star power.

Not even close.
Homo.
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War Wagon wrote: [I didn't watch her speech, nor have to, to know you'd say that.

You didn't have to watch it to know you'd say that either.

I'm not voting for obama....I'm not sure how many times I have to say that before it sinks into that thick fucking cranium of yours.....
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No worries,

Jsc has picked up the Obama dong-slurping slack. You can vote however you choose, the board ratios are the same.
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Great nipples. Now grow your fucking hair back.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Sorry, but Clint trumps these 3 honeys and day of the week when it comes to star power.

Not even close.
Homo.
Sorry, but there are like three dudes on the planet you can have a mancrush on and not have it be gax.

Clint is one.

Not sure who the other two are, but, i'm sure you fukks will come up with something.
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Barry Sanders and Jimmy Page.
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Two homos.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Two homos.
:shock:
Van and suckaholic. Not Barry and Jimmy.
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Excuse me, did someone say the Foo Fighters would be performing at the convention this evening? That's it, I'm voting for Warren G. Harding.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Two homos.
:shock:
Van and suckaholic. Not Barry and Jimmy.
:mrgreen:

I was gonna say, ol' Jimmy was never exactly hurting for female company, nor was he particularly known for ever turning it down.
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That is the happiest I've ever seen Hilleroo look in my entire life. Wonder why?
She probably is anticipating dropping down and giving those pointers a good tongue lashing.
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the guy who explained this to smackaholic and ended up getting his cock sucked by the aforementioned fag wrote: Sorry, but there are like three dudes on the planet you can have a mancrush on and not have it be gax.
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Felix wrote:Michelle Obama went absolutely fucking yard last night....one of the best speeches I have seen in a long time....if Obama wins a second term, he owes a lot to that speech....
A speech from a f@t hypocritical liar is hardly necessary, Foolix.

There are countless other shiny objects which can/will be presented to persuade the mindless to act.
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poptart wrote:the mindless






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LTS TRN 2 wrote:Excuse me, did someone say the Foo Fighters would be performing at the convention this evening? That's it, I'm voting for Warren G. Harding.
Why not? Wolfman and Luther did. In 1920 that is.
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poptart wrote: A speech from a f@t hypocritical liar is hardly necessary, Foolix.

There are countless other shiny objects which can/will be presented to persuade the mindless to act.
You're talking about Chris Christie, right?
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Van wrote:Barry Sanders and Jimmy Page.
Nahhhh, both gax.

Put me down for John Bonham and Ted Williams.
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smackaholic wrote:
Van wrote:Barry Sanders and Jimmy Page.
Nahhhh, both gax.

Put me down for John Bonham and Ted Williams.
Ted's own son had such a crush on him he put his old man in a freezer after he died.
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