Rack my daughter

[War Wagon]

as many of you a-holes know, she graduated last month with a masters degree. Today she was hired by the first employer she interviewed with, a small juco in northern Missouri, two hours from home. She'll be the head softball coach and PE teacher.

36k a year, full benefits. Not bad for just starting out. Pretty soon, she'll be paying her own damn cell phone bill.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

RACK your kid, Wags.

Don't forget to tell her how proud you are of her.

[War Wagon]

Don't forget to tell her how proud you are of her.

been telling her that for many years.

Her mom and I can take a little credit, but her determination is what made it happen.

[Atomic Punk]

RACK your daughter Wags! Very good news to hear. kcdave is already packed up and ready to move. :smooches:

[Wolfman]

Rack her for performing at a level that gets her on a payroll. May she enjoy good fortune as a coach and teacher.

[Atomic Punk]

I also think you should tell your daughter how proud you are. That is, if you can pull pull her apart from her bull dyke lover long enough. God, their vaginas must be stuck together like suction cups.

[War Wagon]

Thanks Wolfie

Rack her!

as much grief I toss your way, and you remain class. Culture, politics, we'll never agree on but no sir, you don't disgust me.

[DC Smackmaster]

Thanks Wolfie

Rack her!

as much grief I toss your way, and you remain class. Culture, politics, we'll never agree on but no sir, you don't disgust me.

You two had me at hello.

[Diego in Seattle]

Rack your daughter on earning her masters degree & now bleeding the state dry with that whopping $36,000 salary!

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

she graduated last month with a masters degree.

I must have missed that. I'd "say way to go", but I am fairly certain she should take most of the credit for that...

And I hope I can say the same thing one day...

[poptart]

Good job not fucking your daughter up, Wagon.

[trev]

Congrats Wags. A proud moment. Can I brag on my son here too? He finished school last August, at a California public school, no college debt $$, with a Bachelors degree and scored a job last March at a really good private company here in SD starting at $63,000. (Computer Engineer.) Your daugther might want to RUN from the teaching field unless she wants summers off.

[Mikey]

RACK your daughter Wags. Mine is having her first job interview next week with a defense and security IT developer. I hope she does as well.

She doesn't know shit about IT or security. She's applying for a copy editing job. I guess she could learn about IT and security on the job.

[War Wagon]

trev, 36k in Missouri is like 50k in Cali but whatever, she's doing what she loves to do and that's coach. And she's damn good at it. She's been doing hitting lessons for several years now, people pay her for that and she has repeat customers.

She knows the game inside out. We watch Royals games together and critique every last damn thing... ah, what a pleasure to watch a baseball game with this girl.

Proud dad? You bet.

[trev]

To have a job these days is success enough. Especially just out of college. She will never make big bucks teaching, but she is doing something she enjoys.

[DC Smackmaster]

trev, 36k in Missouri is like 50k in Cali but whatever, she's doing what she loves to do and that's coach. And she's damn good at it. She's been doing hitting lessons for several years now, people pay her for that and she has repeat customers.

She knows the game inside out. We watch Royals games together and critique every last damn thing... ah, what a pleasure to watch a baseball game with this girl.

Proud dad? You bet.

RACK!!! That's awesome man, I hope my daughter and I can find something like that to bond over.

[H4ever]

trev, 36k in Missouri is like 50k in Cali but whatever, she's doing what she loves to do and that's coach. And she's damn good at it. She's been doing hitting lessons for several years now, people pay her for that and she has repeat customers.

She knows the game inside out. We watch Royals games together and critique every last damn thing... ah, what a pleasure to watch a baseball game with this girl.

Proud dad? You bet.

RACK!!! That's awesome man, I hope my daughter and I can find something like that to bond over.

Second that. That is very cool. Congrats to your daughter and good job on that parenting thing Wags.

[Van]

DC, if she's like most young girls these days, you two probably already have something to bond over: porn.

:)

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

DC, if she's like most young girls these days, you two probably already have something to bond over: porn.

:)

What?

[atomicdad]

She knows the game inside out. We watch Royals games together and critique every last damn thing... ah, what a pleasure to watch a baseball game with this girl.

Proud dad? You bet.

Congratulations, Wags.

Critique of Royals games, that's alot of work there, but try a Padre game, your head will spin. Hoping my little softball player, just finishing 10th grade HS, continues along a similar path of sports and academics as yours has. Good job old man.

[smackaholic]

Rack you, Wags for raising a good kid.

36K ain't a fortune, but, for flyover-ville in this economy, it ain't bad. Most importantly, she is getting paid to do something she loves, which puts her a step up on most people.

I would say lil' miss wags has the world by the balls, or in her case, piss flaps.

[R-Jack]

She'll be the head softball coach and PE teacher.

That will finally put those lesbian rumors to rest.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

DC, if she's like most young girls these days, you two probably already have something to bond over: porn.

:)

What?

[DC Smackmaster]

DC, if she's like most young girls these days, you two probably already have something to bond over: porn.

:)

[poptart]

[DC Smackmaster]

Haha! Rack pop! Van has a new face!

[DC Smackmaster]

I can't even figure out how to make that sound with letters.

nthnthtnthnthnth? Nope.

That is perfect though.

[ChargerMike]

[jiminphilly]

Wags you tend to pour your heart out here more than most and you take a decent ribbing for it but rack you for never being any different in your praise of your daughter. Sounds like you and the wife did a decent job. Now stand back and let her do the rest.


Bet get that fucking cell phone out of her hands when she drives.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

DC, if she's like most young girls these days, you two probably already have something to bond over: porn.

:)

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

DC, if she's like most young girls these days, you two probably already have something to bond over: porn.

:)

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

DC, if she's like most young girls these days, you two probably already have something to bond over: porn.

:)

...and his moms...

[smackaholic]

Rack all the celebrity responses to Van's rather awkward statement.

My favorite was Clint.

I blame the pain meds. Must be some good shit.

[Van]

Clint's was my favorite too. Oh, and as if I've ever required pain meds to make my sorts of statements.

[mvscal]

DC, if she's like most young girls these days, you two probably already have something to bond over: porn.

Does that work on young boys, too?

--Just Wondering in Seattle