You'd like to shag _____ (!)

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:53 pm

KATE BECKINSALE

game over.

pron · Post by **pron** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:20 am

Rack.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:06 am

Shag? Yes, of course, but first I would rudely befoul her gullet with my noisome seed.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:43 pm

mvscal wrote:Shag? Yes, of course, but first I would rudely befoul her gullet with my noisome seed.

heather
kate
milla,
this is a tough choice, too close to call. all 3 are 10's.

ive thought long and hard, cant decide,

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:50 pm

bradhusker wrote:ive thought long and hard

Who were you gazing at?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:12 pm

Carson wrote:
bradhusker wrote:ive thought long and hard
Who were you gazing at?

heather's perfect tits, Kate's perfect hips, milla's perfect eyes. if that dont make ya spew, ur a fag.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:54 pm

Carson wrote:
bradhusker wrote:ive thought long and hard
Who were you gazing at?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:40 pm

This list could go forever, but the desired fuckpuppet for now............

I would do her like smackaholic does traditional grammar.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:56 pm

R-Jack wrote:I would do her like smackaholic does traditional grammar.

:?

Poorly? That's like saying you'd do her like the way he landscapes.

Shouda picked civics...

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:04 pm

Tru, I think he meant something along the lines of 'wildly,' 'maniacally,' 'without remorse,' 'flaunting all known physical laws of man and/or monkey,' etc.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:15 pm

Jeezly Crow, Van, is there no artistic license up in this bitch anymore? :?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:17 pm

Truman wrote: That's like saying you'd do her like the way he landscapes.

That would be rape. Not cool.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:27 pm

Post some pics of hot chicks or GTFO

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:04 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
bradhusker wrote:How does it feel to know that every single member on this board, will NEVER achieve the level of greatness in this life as this man did?
brad, it all depends on how you define greatness. Some people define it as having a stable family, being faithful to your wife, being loving and attentive to your children, not abusing drugs, and taking care of yourself so that you don't die a premature death.

In that sense, Elvis was a total failure. Many people on this forum are enjoying much more greatness than Elvis ever did.

But if all it means to you it to "be worshipped and adored by millions. To be idolized, to be a legend, a superstar, AN ICON" then yes, Elvis achieved greatness. In that sense, however, Elvis shares "greatness" with people like this:

ACTUALLY Jsc, Sorry to correct you here, BUT, those rappers you just showed us? Most of the civilized world views them as pieces of dog shit and scumbag losers.
While most of the civilized world views Elvis Presley as a GOD.

Again, sorry to have to correct you in public like that, BUT, thats not my opinion, but STONE FACT.

Those rap stars are seen by nearly every member of the civilized world as criminal cockroaches.
Only in sectors of society where human beings act like animals, are those rappers loved.
The dirtiest filthiest areas of society where crime and disease are rampant, are where you will find sub-humans who enjoy the music of those faggott thugs.

How you could possibly compare the KING with those filthy maggotts is BEYOND all reason.

LET ME GIVE YOIU A PRIME EXAMPLE as proof positive of what I am talking about here.

During Elvis' lifetime, police, law enforcement, sherriffs, mayors, governors, even the president of the USA, ALL were humbled in the presence of the KING. Police routinely gave Elvis their badges and guns in every city he arrived in.

IN STRONG CONTRAST. Police usually had warrants for Tupac's and Biggie's arrests. In nearly every city, detectives were conducting open investigations into both men. Both men were known felons, and each were considered to be the scum of society.

So, there you have it, no sane person could ever possibly equate Elvis with the scum you posted.

As for your definition of success? The poorest starving black kid in africa, ends his life the same as Bill Gates, in the ground.

In the end, Kings, Princes, Heads of state, billionaires, titans of industry, Movie stars, etc.. etc..
THEY ALL end up in the ground, just like the poorest kid in africa.

See the point? In the end, its ashes to ashes, and dust to dust. So dont go kidding yourself about your short 70 years or so.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:09 pm

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:22 pm

brad, sorry to burst your bubble and all, but no, most of the world does not view Elvis as a god. Had he managed the killer career move of a James Dean or a Buddy Holly and died halfway nobly during the prime of his career, sure, he would've been more beloved than sliced ass bread.

Unfortunately for him and his legacy, peanut butter, barbituates, bloated jump suits, sheer lunacy, utter irrelevancy, and a final demise resplendent with his underwear around his knees as he lay toppled beside a toilet put paid to such notions.

Elvis became equal parts cautionary tale, gory punchline, and beloved icon.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:40 am

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:38 pm

ENOUGH!

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:51 pm

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:32 pm

Cueball wrote:

HOLY SHIT!!! Is that Jessica Beil??? I just shot the biggest load all over my laptop, its fuckin ruined.

T1B

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