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Maximum Cat and his fox.

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My sweetheart, Joel.

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SQUEAK!!!!!
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I started volunteering at the local SPCA a few weeks ago. I ain'ts to be fucked wit when it comes to adorable kitten pics...

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Here are my two girls - Tori (age 18) on the left and Pandy (8) on the right...

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And here's Pandy in a Snuggie. Game, set, match...

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Hi Pandy!

I sleep on unicorns.


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Ana Ng wrote:Hi Pandy!

I sleep on unicorns.


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Seriously, what do you call one of those things? Did you buy it at an antique store in Chinatown? What happens if you feed it after midnight?
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MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Seriously, what do you call one of those things?
A Lobsteranian. Duh?

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Here's an inbread dog.

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If this was poptart's thread, we'd already have a winner (weiner?).

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Wonderful!

Get that little feller touched up
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Awwwwwwwwww fuck it.

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Amigo looks like a badass...
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Amigo - our outdoor cat. He kills basically anything that moves.

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That is one badass looking cat.
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War Wagon wrote:
That is one badass looking cat.

You'd be a badass cat too if your owner was constantly trying to shove you in between two slices of pumpernickel.
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oh... and there's lots of pics of dogs. what's going on in here?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:oh... and there's lots of pics of dogs. what's going on in here?
When trev posts a pic of herself then that will add another one.
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Martyred wrote: You'd be a badass cat too if your owner was constantly trying to shove you in between two slices of pumpernickel.
That cat has no owner, just people he deigns to associate with... if you're lucky.
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Read once that the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods... And to this day, cats are bent on never letting you forget it.

People don't pwn cats; cats pwn people.
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Sink Cat is watching you...

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he's a wonderful listener...

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and he's a master at the "art of seduction".

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MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:I started volunteering at the local SPCA a few weeks ago.
Awesome.
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Papa Willie wrote:
MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Amigo looks like a badass...
He is. Man - he nails birds, snakes, moles, rats, squirrels, chipmunks - just all sorts of things. I think he ran into another badass about 2 weeks ago. He came in with a HOLE in his neck. We patched him up, and he brought a squirrel up the back deck 2 days later. I don't know what got him, but I'd imagine the other critter suffered a little as well. He's actually a pretty cool cat though. Pretty good-sized, I'd say about 14-15 lbs..
Too bad he's not playing in the Big East conference because he would get some serious run at Rutgers doing what you've just said. Love the pics BTW. You must have some serious camera equipment to take those pics. How you got close to a Mockingbird is beyond me.
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Ana Ng wrote:
MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:I started volunteering at the local SPCA a few weeks ago.
Awesome.
See, I figured chicks would dig a guy who volunteers at a no-kill shelter. It's working already...

Here's Shamus, another of the little ones that I "make a difference" with for a whole 4 hours a week.

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When I first met him, the last "s" was smudged off of his collar, so I thought his name was Shamu. I still think that's a way cooler name, so I prefer to think that the "s" is silent, a la Albert Camus...
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MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Here's Shamus, another of the little ones that I "make a difference" with for a whole 4 hours a week.

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Big fan of this little guy, fer sure.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Van wrote:'Spray, how did you ever resist the temptation to change Mini's name, in honor of our attorney friend from San Luis Obispo?
????? You mean TVO? :lol:
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Sudden Sam wrote: By the way, the dog in the first photo I posted died 2 weeks ago tomorrow.

RACK it, Sam. That dog was definitely a sweetheart.
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Sudden Sam wrote: By the way, the dog in the first photo I posted died 2 weeks ago tomorrow. Horrible mess. My wife may never get over the loss of her child. T'was a wonderful critter for 13 years.
That was the Collie right? Sorry to hear about your loss.
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Truman wrote:People don't pwn cats; cats pwn people.

Cats don't have "owners" -- they have "staff."
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Sudden Sam wrote:I then drove 2 hours to the country and buried her in my wife's family's critter plot.
You shoulda saved some time and money and gone here first and Old Yeller'd the dog like I did (sans the burying part) when he ate his 10th and final sprinkler head.
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Atomic Punk wrote: That was the Collie right? Sorry to hear about your loss.
Thanks. She was actually a larger than normal Sheltie.

In all seriousness, that was a terrible situation for us. That dog was my wife's shadow and the love of her life. When things got so bad, there was no alternative but to have her euthanized, my wife asked me to take her. I didn't think she'd ever let her go when she brought her out to my truck. She seemed more lucid than she'd been in a week (the dog, not my wife) on the way to the vet and while I sat petting with her and talking to her for 20 minutes or so. I still feel terrible about holding her while they put her down. The poor dog was pissing all over herself and had lost the use of her back legs (spine had fused) and had other serious problems by then (she'd been on IVs and my wife was feeding her by syringe for days), but I still get shook up thinking about her trusting me and then doing what we did. I then drove 2 hours to the country and buried her in my wife's family's critter plot.
Shelties are great dogs as I've had a friend that's had them. They are fun to play with.

I had 2 Siamese cats from the same litter. One died 2 weeks before I moved to New Jersey so I buried her at my sister's house and used a Dremel tool to inscribe a stone. The other one stopped eating in July and I was using a syringe to force feed her. She had kidney failure and that infamous ex g/f of mine is a Vet tech. She told me it would be humane to take my cat that lived to be 16 in to be euthanized back in July.

The Vet told me the reason she wasn't eating is because she didn't feel good. Animals can't tell you what's wrong and it was a horrible experience to put my cat down.

The only comfort measure for me was to put her in a burlap sheet and bury her right next to her sister. I bought another stone to use my Dremel on but I'm not ready to do that yet. (Cuda, please don't sign in with one of your horrible shit trolls to respond...TIA)

Did your Sheltie have renal (kidney) failure?
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