It's time folks.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:28 am

Yes, it's time to start a huge campaign push for another smackoff. How long has it been? Over three years since the last mulitboard smackoff? This needs to happen. I'll summon anyone from Stucknut who wants to give it a whirl and see if Cuda or Bizarrofelice wants to post something on the other boards as well.

Who's with me?

Anyone....anyone?

Get fucked · Post by **Get fucked** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:32 am

Get fucked.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:19 am

and i thought this would be rumpletitty pics.

wtf? :?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:05 pm

This place needs another contrived smackoff like it needs another MMA or Ween forum.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:35 pm

I don't understand why people hate on Smackoffs. a) they're held in a sub forum, so if you don't want to read it, you don't have to go there. That seems simple enough even for Whitey. b) even if the SO flops you're still going to get, worst case scenario, a few funny posts out of the deal. see: DC Smackmaster's parody of Jay in Phoenix. One of the all-time great posts.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:00 pm

Knock yerself out then, champ.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:21 pm

As long as you get Charles De Mar, Kid Gashville, and the rest of the Stucknut Gimp Patrol to return, I’ll watch.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:50 pm

I've posted at SN of a multi-board smackoff being hosted here....just preliminary talks. We'll see where it goes.

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:18 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:As long as you get Charles De Mar, Kid Gashville, and the rest of the Stucknut Gimp Patrol to return, I’ll watch.

Ironically both of those quality acts have been runoft so we will have to find more people to embarrass our site.

Oh and for those that want to see the video found of Kid Nashville that made him ragemaltkwit :D

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:48 am

Mgo pretty much echoed my thoughts.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:50 pm

Cool video. Maybe he stopped posting because he was lovin on that fine lookin fiddle player chick.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:05 am

Mag7 and CF have been contacted. If the interest grows to justify it, then do the mods and admins here want to convene and create a forum for it?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:04 am

Jeff in SD wrote:Oh and for those that want to see the video found of Kid Nashville that made him ragemaltkwit :D

I dozed off somewhere around the 20 second mark. It would have been more entertaining if it had included the thought bubble over his head wondering where his next cock fix was coming from.

"He's seen the needledick and the damage done..."

Yosh · Post by **Yosh** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:47 pm

hai guise,

long time listener, 14th time caller, calling my shot here.

HERE"S the deal: I relayed the call to DOT NUT and MAG SEVEN over to YOU JAY and BEE KAY, okay?
side note: (possible amalgamations include but are not limited to: "You j/k?", "YOU! BJ!", and "You be k?" [imagine this is on a side panel])

Anyway, so far, someone (me, "Yosh") at UselessJunk.net has nominated yours truly (me, "Yosh") to represent UselessJunk.net in the Smackovv. Other representatives will likely be reported here in this thread.

BrokenKeyboards.net has yet to choose a representative, though the blogosphere is saturated with rumors one (1) TitLover was nominated by someone (me, "Yosh").

As a representative, I did want to know what, if any, lodging and transportation amenities will be offered by the organizers and promoters of the event. I have enough vacation days to get my work schedule in line with the actual event itself and the necessary preparation for such an undertaking. Perhaps this thread would be best used to answer queries regarding those accommodations and others that may be expected by other representatives performing at The Smackovv.

Alas, I look forward to grown men arbitrarily judging my posting style and my acumen for finding long winded ways to call other grown men "homosexuals" and describe their mothers as sexual deviants with a chronic preference for African American sex partners. I have already hired a coach and a staff of personal trainers in preparation for this event. Theirs is a strict (but fair) training camp where I will be studying new terms at UrbanDictionary.com, meticulously deconstructing handwritten theological debates on bathroom walls, and could possibly even learn Adobe Photoshop CS5 to create some absurd images that could never really happen. *Internal chuckle* Those are great. *Sigh*

Yours in Christ, Brah,
"El Demonio Amarillo" Yosh

P.S. Sorry for the random caps, I have a terrible case of hiccups, it could not be helped.
P.P.S. There is also a strong possibility I will get some sweet tribal arm band tattoos to have the true fighter aesthetic. En garde!

White Cock · Post by **White Cock** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:48 pm

Don't you dare go tossing christ's name around here.
We'll have poptart crush your little nuts like ants undefoot.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:49 pm

Yosh wrote:hai guise,

long time listener, 14th time caller, calling my shot here.

HERE"S the deal: I relayed the call to DOT NUT and MAG SEVEN over to YOU JAY and BEE KAY, okay?
side note: (possible amalgamations include but are not limited to: "You j/k?", "YOU! BJ!", and "You be k?" [imagine this is on a side panel])

Anyway, so far, someone (me, "Yosh") at UselessJunk.net has nominated yours truly (me, "Yosh") to represent UselessJunk.net in the Smackovv. Other representatives will likely be reported here in this thread.

BrokenKeyboards.net has yet to choose a representative, though the blogosphere is saturated with rumors one (1) TitLover was nominated by someone (me, "Yosh").

As a representative, I did want to know what, if any, lodging and transportation amenities will be offered by the organizers and promoters of the event. I have enough vacation days to get my work schedule in line with the actual event itself and the necessary preparation for such an undertaking. Perhaps this thread would be best used to answer queries regarding those accommodations and others that may be expected by other representatives performing at The Smackovv.

Alas, I look forward to grown men arbitrarily judging my posting style and my acumen for finding long winded ways to call other grown men "homosexuals" and describe their mothers as sexual deviants with a chronic preference for African American sex partners. I have already hired a coach and a staff of personal trainers in preparation for this event. Theirs is a strict (but fair) training camp where I will be studying new terms at UrbanDictionary.com, meticulously deconstructing handwritten theological debates on bathroom walls, and could possibly even learn Adobe Photoshop CS5 to create some absurd images that could never really happen. *Internal chuckle* Those are great. *Sigh*

Yours in Christ, Brah,
"El Demonio Amarillo" Yosh

P.S. Sorry for the random caps, I have a terrible case of hiccups, it could not be helped.
P.P.S. There is also a strong possibility I will get some sweet tribal arm band tattoos to have the true fighter aesthetic. En garde!

holy crap. is it really LTL?

good to see you are still in remission.

or was it LTL2? my spread sheets AFU.

anyway, rack an appearance by the all time heavyweight champeen of troll jobs, if that was you.

could anyone ever pull off a trolljob like that again? i seriously doubt it. we've all had a decade to tweak our troll radars.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:30 pm

Holy crap. Are you really this stupid?

T1B

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