I lost it at a bank today

[MadRussian]

I was heading about an hour away to a job, and wanted to swing into an ATM at my Bank to grab some pocket money as I was out.

I pulled up and there was an obviously illegal wetback mid 30s couple at the ATM.
I stood behind them and looked at my phone time.
12:34
It was glaringly obvious they were still fresh in country and illegal as fuck by their clothes an mannerisms.
I watched them try over and over and over with wrong pin #s, and it kept spitting their card out again and again.
This went on for 5 minutes or so and now there was about 3 people behind me in line.
I started getting pissed, and stated to them "look, if you cant use your card, go inside and talk to the Bank staff, I need to get going and I am sure these people need to as well, motioning to the people behind me in line.
They grinned in response, and said almost in unison "no habla ingles, no speaka english"
So I then responded in spanish saying no problem I speak Spanish and said teh same thing. They looked at each other and then just turned away towards teh ATM and continued trying, putting the card in every way, on and on.
I start speaking in Spanish saying stuff like "this is ridiculous and rude", and "hurry up" etc. This goes on and they ignore me so I just observe for a few more minutes, as they are now hunched together whispering at each other and glancing back at the line which is now about 6 -7 people behind me, like 6 college age andan older couple.
Several more minutes go on and they are still fumbling around with putting the fucking card in and trying to access it, I thiink they actually DID get in once(? hard to see), and then immediately canceled :x flipped the card over and tried again.
They were so fucking stupid they were using the English menu when a Spanish one was available :x :x
now a while has gone by and my patience has worn thin, and I start going off "esto es ridículo" and then "si usted es demasiado estúpido para utilizar su tarjeta, entonces mueve! (if you are too stupid to use your card then move) and so on.
They look around and see the longer line and the look of pissed off people
and glare at me and start shaking the card holding it out and blaming it, when I lost it, snatched the card out of his hand, and frisbee tossed that fucking thing as far as I could across the banks lawn.
The people in the line behind me cracked the fuck up and the 2 wetbacks dashed off after the card.
I stuck my card in, entered my code, hit fast cash turned around to look and they were nowhere to be seen, got my $ and card and left. 1:04pm
Took me about a minute, that means those asswipes stood there fucking around for about minutos :x

Yes I know I was on camera the whole time, and they know exactly who I am as I go there often and the transaction information was right there with my info, but I am damned glad I did it. Fucking assholes.

[Screw_Michigan]

Too bad they didn't spit in your face nor call the police and have you arrested for taking their card and throwing it across the lawn.

We all know you're lying anyway because you're a chickenshit pussy and after three wrong PIN entries, they eat your card.

Try again next time, you racist pile of shit.

[Tom In VA]

Racist ? How do you get that out of his rant ? Dude speaks spanish fluentlly apparently so he's either hispanic OR he's taken time to learn the language of our new brothers and citizens in Obama.

[MadRussian]

Too bad they didn't spit in your face nor call the police and have you arrested for taking their card and throwing it across the lawn.

We all know you're lying anyway because you're a chickenshit pussy and after three wrong PIN entries, they eat your card.

Try again next time, you racist pile of shit.

I guess you were to busy sucking a nogs cock to notice where I stated I thought they had logged in successfully at least once.
Plus its kind of hard to suck in a card when you are swiping it and barely inserting it

They are illegal they cant call the police you moronic semen drunk sack of used aids condoms.

[Y2K]

After about two minutes I would have walked in the bank got money from a teller and left saving me a half hour of standing around getting pissed off at idiots.

But that's just me.

[OCmike]

Sounds like it's equally possible that they had an ATM card from a bank in their home country that used a financial network that wasn't supported by your bank. That would certainly explain why they didn't get why their card wasn't working.

Either way, what I can't understand is why you and the other idiots stayed in line behind people who were taking forever at the ATM. Go inside the bank, get your cash and notify the manager that there is a couple outside that are causing a long line to develop.

But then again, I value my time...

edit.....RACK Y2K.

[MadRussian]

Aaaand IF the lines inside teh bank were long as heck????

[OCmike]

Ask the person behind you to save your spot. Go talk to the manager. He'd either send them to the correct bank or ask them to come inside to fix their problem.

But you're right...wasting time pouting, bitching and ultimately blow a brain gasket is a much more sensible solution. :?

[R-Jack]

I thiink they actually DID get in once(? hard to see),

So it was too difficult to even see if they were able to swipe their card correctly but..............................

They were so fucking stupid they were using the English menu when a Spanish one was available :x :x

...............................your vision of a 3x3 inch screen blocked by huddled up mexicans from about ten feet away was crystal clear?

Nice internet tough guy fail.

[Y2K]

Aaaand IF the lines inside teh bank were long as heck????

It might make this story worth a shit or your bank sucks ass, either way you lose... :D

[Trampis]

Racist ? How do you get that out of his rant ? Dude speaks spanish fluentlly apparently so he's either hispanic OR he's taken time to learn the language of our new brothers and citizens in Obama.

I would suspect that Madrussian is a rampant drug user/dealer who supports the drug lords of mexico with his problem/business.

Madrussian IS the reason there is drug gangs and gang killings in mexico.

If thats not the case, then why didnt you just help the poor folks out at the ATM, as they probably had no experience useing US atms?

[Atomic Punk]

We all know you're lying anyway because you're a chickenshit pussy and after three wrong PIN entries, they eat your card.

True

[MadRussian]

I thiink they actually DID get in once(? hard to see),

So it was too difficult to even see if they were able to swipe their card correctly but..............................

They were so fucking stupid they were using the English menu when a Spanish one was available :x :x

...............................your vision of a 3x3 inch screen blocked by huddled up mexicans from about ten feet away was crystal clear?

Nice internet tough guy fail.

Not really Closeau, the screen was about 10x10, and as they were moving around and I wasn't stalker staring at the screen the whole time, was only able to catch brief glimpses of the screen, but the information I saw was what I posted.
Unruffle your petticoat

[MadRussian]

We all know you're lying anyway because you're a chickenshit pussy and after three wrong PIN entries, they eat your card.

True

Push the basket of lotion and cocks out of your way and read what was posted in response to that:

Plus its kind of hard to suck in a card when you are swiping it and barely inserting it

I mean whats gonna happen, a big hand come out and grab it?

[Dinsdale]

I mean whats gonna happen, a big hand come out and grab it?

As vivid as an imagination as you're shown here, why not?

[Atomic Punk]

We all know you're lying anyway because you're a chickenshit pussy and after three wrong PIN entries, they eat your card.

True

Plus its kind of hard to suck in a card when you are swiping it and barely inserting it

I mean whats gonna happen, a big hand come out and grab it?

Such a bullshit story. You stood there for 30 minutes and a line behind you was a dumb as you to wait that long? IF you speak Spanish, then why didn't you assist them instead of insult them?

You barely put a card in with the stripe on the correct side (I'm guessing if they had a card then they've obviously used it successfully prior) then when you barely feed the card it pulls it in you lying tard.

Then after 3 unsuccessful attempts, it will confiscate the card. Go back to the self-deflection Rooster thread and suck mvscal a little more in hopes people forget about this bullshit thread you lying piece of internet tough guy tardshit.

[MadRussian]

25 minutes or so, and tha fuck if I am gonna help wetback illegalos. They are illegally here, you cross dressing menses pantied whack job, I should be able to shoot them and throw their carcasses in teh ditch, they have 0 rights as far as I am concerned.

I kept thinking "any fucking second those assholes are gonna get it done and get the hell out of my way" and trying to keep my temper.


My only regret is I didn't throw the card into traffic and watch a speeding dump truck turn them into road pizza

[MadRussian]

I mean whats gonna happen, a big hand come out and grab it?

As vivid as an imagination as you're shown here, why not?

You really think I made this up?

Dude if I was gonna make up a story, it would be something FAR more exciting than waiting in a line behind an illegal moron that cant use an ATM and tossing his card across the lawn. FFS

[MadRussian]

no need to lie

[R-Jack]

No one doubted you went to the bank you slow witted dipshit.

[MadRussian]

No one doubted you went to the bank you slow witted dipshit.

Perhaps I should screenshot my cell records and show what time I ended the convo of the person I was talking to once I got there? Ask the bank for teh video so I can show some fuck that it happened?

I shared a funny experience, if you dont believe it, no skin off of my dick... I could gaf less

[R-Jack]

if you dont believe it, no skin off of my dick... I could gaf less

Really? Checking back in here to constantly defend yourself and taking the time to take a pic of your reciept and posting it is giving a fuck less?

Go spit on your dick and rape a light socket.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Please...make this stop...

[MadRussian]

if you dont believe it, no skin off of my dick... I could gaf less

Really? Checking back in here to constantly defend yourself and taking the time to take a pic of your reciept and posting it is giving a fuck less?

Go spit on your dick and rape a light socket.

Constantly? says the tard that lives on here 24/7?
Yeah taking a pic and posting it was SUCH an stygian task. That whole 45-50 seconds it took to do that I will never get back.

PS Sorry your dick would fit in a light socket, but the average penis has no chance of that....but it explains why you are such an angry little man

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Please...make this stop...

Are you kidding me? When was the last time we had a good old fashioned pile on?

[R-Jack]

Constantly? says the tard that lives on here 24/7?

You see this thread? The one where you said you don't give a fuck what people think about your story? Did you say that in your eleventh or twelfth reply insisting you are not full of shit?

That's what I was talking about. Sorry you are too fucking stupid to understand that.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

you are such an angry little man

Yeah, just imagine if he chucked someone's ATM card in the street because his brain was too stupid to formulate another plan.

Why did you post this here anyway (not that I'm complaining)? Are you really seeking approval over a bullshit story that portrays yourself as a petulant little child? Obviously this isn't the fall-in-line, romper room sort of audience you're used to.

Wait...allow me to make you feel a little more at home...

BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! BODE YOU!!!!! USA! USA! USA!

[MadRussian]

Nice thread Mad Rooskie. Over at thetrolls.net


Things didn't go quite as well for ya here, gee I wonder why.

[Ana Ng]

I was totally expecting this thread to be about virginity and a sperm bank.

[Atomic Punk]

25 minutes or so, and tha fuck if I am gonna help wetback illegalos. I should be able to shoot them and throw their carcasses in teh ditch, they have 0 rights as far as I am concerned.
My only regret is I didn't throw the card into traffic and watch a speeding dump truck turn them into road pizza

..or posting this bullshit story?
Ooooooooh, internet tough guy.

I mean whats gonna happen, a big hand come out and grab it?

As vivid as an imagination as you're shown here, why not?

You really think I made this up?

The card not getting confiscated after 3 login attempts, the confrontation part and how long everyone stood in line, and you not getting 911'd for that? Yes

[Cyrus]

I was heading about an hour away to a job, and wanted to swing into an ATM at my Bank to grab some pocket money as I was out.

I pulled up and there was an obviously illegal wetback mid 30s couple at the ATM.
I stood behind them and looked at my phone time.
12:34
It was glaringly obvious they were still fresh in country and illegal as fuck by their clothes an mannerisms.
I watched them try over and over and over with wrong pin #s, and it kept spitting their card out again and again.
This went on for 5 minutes or so and now there was about 3 people behind me in line.
I started getting pissed, and stated to them "look, if you cant use your card, go inside and talk to the Bank staff, I need to get going and I am sure these people need to as well, motioning to the people behind me in line.
They grinned in response, and said almost in unison "no habla ingles, no speaka english"
So I then responded in spanish saying no problem I speak Spanish and said teh same thing. They looked at each other and then just turned away towards teh ATM and continued trying, putting the card in every way, on and on.
I start speaking in Spanish saying stuff like "this is ridiculous and rude", and "hurry up" etc. This goes on and they ignore me so I just observe for a few more minutes, as they are now hunched together whispering at each other and glancing back at the line which is now about 6 -7 people behind me, like 6 college age andan older couple.
Several more minutes go on and they are still fumbling around with putting the fucking card in and trying to access it, I thiink they actually DID get in once(? hard to see), and then immediately canceled :x flipped the card over and tried again.
They were so fucking stupid they were using the English menu when a Spanish one was available :x :x
now a while has gone by and my patience has worn thin, and I start going off "esto es ridículo" and then "si usted es demasiado estúpido para utilizar su tarjeta, entonces mueve! (if you are too stupid to use your card then move) and so on.
They look around and see the longer line and the look of pissed off people
and glare at me and start shaking the card holding it out and blaming it, when I lost it, snatched the card out of his hand, and frisbee tossed that fucking thing as far as I could across the banks lawn.
The people in the line behind me cracked the fuck up and the 2 wetbacks dashed off after the card.
I stuck my card in, entered my code, hit fast cash turned around to look and they were nowhere to be seen, got my $ and card and left. 1:04pm
Took me about a minute, that means those asswipes stood there fucking around for about minutos :x

Yes I know I was on camera the whole time, and they know exactly who I am as I go there often and the transaction information was right there with my info, but I am damned glad I did it. Fucking assholes.

Why don't you go back to the bowling alley you came from, helmet head?

Now fuck off somewhere. I got work to do.

[Atomic Punk]

The card not getting confiscated after 3 login attempts

I shudder to think how everyone on this board has found this out.


Correction.....Just about everyone.

You mean where the magnetic strip on the back gets too worn to be read?

[Goober McTuber]

Nice thread Mad Rooskie. Over at thetrolls.net


Things didn't go quite as well for ya here, gee I wonder why.

You're laughing at your own stupidity? That's a step in the right direction.

[mvscal]

I was totally expecting this thread to be about virginity and a sperm bank.

Japs have the ATM covered.

[Ana Ng]

Whell played.


Oh, and ewww?

[Tom In VA]

Would suck if you didn't get your "card" back on that one.

[Goober McTuber]

Would suck if you didn't get your "card" back on that one.

It would really suck to have that small a "card".