Annoying phrases

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:39 am

I'll also add from my boss:

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

Translation: I don't agree, and don't give a shit.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:00 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:"I'm sorry you feel that way."

If by annoying, you mean "awesome".

It's the best way to say "fuck off" without a follow-up call from HR. Bonus points if you shrug your shoulders after.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:06 pm

If [insert team here who self-reported] don’t get a bowl ban, 30 scholarships removed and a 4 year probation period, it’s bullshit.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:07 pm

Faggot mathlete announcer: (Insert pg's names here) is as good as any point guard in the league! (you can substitute that for any position in any sport)

So his skills are somewhere between sucking fuck and elite? Dumbfuck.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:03 pm

Dumbass phrases used over and over in my fire dept.

Anytime some is cooking or eating hot dogs, sausage, kielbasa...

- "that's the kind your mama likes..."
- "if you eat that you'll suck a dick!"

General firefighting nauseating phrase...

- "just put the wet stuff on the red stuff" I wanna drill someone in the ear when they say this.

Has anyone mentioned EHFAR?!?! This has to be the most offensive and unoriginal phrase uttered by people who think they're dropping really deep, calming, sage advice. Better to just ignore someone than offer EHFAR.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:11 pm

DC Smackmaster wrote:Has anyone mentioned EHFAR?!?! This has to be the most offensive and unoriginal phrase uttered by people who think they're dropping really deep, calming, sage advice.

What if it's coming from a 26 year old working at K-Mart?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:27 pm

at the end of the day... I have no idear wtf EHFAR means, though I've seen it used many times.

Must be a flyover thing, as in, it flew right over my head.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:29 pm

War Wagon wrote:I have no idear wtf EHFAR means, though I've seen it used many times.

Everything
Happens
For
A
Reason

A little W DUNN 28 witticism.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:21 pm

we have a winner. EHFAR is easily the stupidest fukking line every muttered.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:26 pm

Martyred wrote: Everything
Happens
For
A
Reason

A little W DUNN 28 witticism.

I always thought that was IRIE's witticism

but then even a 26 year old working at K-Mart is probably smart enough not to brag on a message board about watching his meth dealer drill his skank-errrr, girlfriend in the ass and conclude only that he's got a good 2" on him

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:59 pm

Rack Biggie as per usualm.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:20 pm

Papa Willie wrote:

Sweet.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:21 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Sweet.

Get fucked, you old ni66er.

Hey, it was one of your best posts ever.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:01 pm

This is sort of a combination of misquotes and annoying phrases... but:

Pot meet kettle. --->

Aside from your average Moving Sale post, surely one of the dumbest things to ever get posted on these boards.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:43 pm

After further review...

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:35 pm

lol pops, just let it go man.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:03 pm

smackaholic wrote:we have a winner. EHFAR is easily the stupidest fukking line every muttered.

Lost duped everybody for years with that shit.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:27 am

"When in Rome."

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:57 pm

Martyred wrote: A little W DUNN 28 witticism.

WAR THE INEVITABLE

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:20 pm

"Hey Jack, can I lick your ass again?"

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