Bet the ranch on the Vikings

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Bet the ranch on the Vikings

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Word is that Brett Favre got all weepy eyed in the locker room. Not sure if you guys know this, but the last time Favre cried, his tears cured cancer. They've got to be good for a win.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5674120
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Vikings get it done.
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BSmack wrote:Not sure if you guys know this, but the last time Favre cried, his tears cured cancer.
Wow! Maybe he can cure Randy Moss.
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Favre looks like dogshit.
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Its starting. Did you see the way he mounted Randy Moss after that TD? It was like Favre was channeling the spirit of Yogi Berra and Moss was his Don Larsen. Pure magic. The comeback is ON. What did I tell you guys about Favre's tears?
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Leave it to Favre to throw TD passes to both teams. His generosity knows no bounds. We are all better for having seen him play.
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KC Scott wrote:And if you heard halftime you heard Mort saying Jen Sterger is only gonna do what's good for Jen Sterger - Goodbye potential harassment case -- Hello Favre to Moss .......... Touchdown!

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BSmack wrote:His generosity knows no bounds.
If all is right with the world, the Goodell will suspend him for the rest of the season, so he can have 4 straight season end INT's to his credit.
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BSmack wrote:Not sure if you guys know this, but the last time Favre cried, his tears cured cancer.
Brett Favre does not cry, he makes it rain.

Chuck Norris wears Brett Favre pajamas.

Brett Favre doesn't turn the ball over. He lets the other team win to boost their self of steam.

Brett Favre didn't have sex with Jenn Sterger. He impregnated her with pictures of his cack.
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KC Scott wrote:Pretty good Favre parody



Should I RACK that?
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