Rack Wes Welker

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

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Subtle and well played. Nicely done.

[Truman]

And, in other Deadspin news…

Arrowhead Parking Lot Orgies Are More Common Than One Would Think

As many Kansas City radio deejays desperately search for the couple in that photo up above, one commenter pointed us to a Craig's List posting from last week which may lead to some answers — or more questions.

Here's the link posted soon after the Chiefs were demolished by the Raiders in the final regular season game.

chiefs got spanked...now it's my turn! we are fucking in our van in lot g at the chiefs game! would you like to join us? please be in shape and ready to fuck! we are disease free but kinda high still, no...none to share...sorry...we are a above average looking couple and go at it for hours!
* Location: lot g
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

These types of casual encounters are common in every major city but it does seem a little implausible that there was more than one couple going at it during the Chiefs game in the parking lot. If so, no wonder the 12th man sounded so drained.
Gentlemen, grab your deerstalkers. There's a mystery afoot.

And the update....

Poor Lady Chiefs Fan Caught With Her Boobs Out After Post-Playoff Pity Hump (NSFW) (UPDATE)

Here we have a woman: knit-capped, pendulous breasts exposed, bluejeans in mid-yank, in plaintive conversation with a man: Tamba jersey'd, hunter's jumpsuit, dejected due to inebriation or underwhelming sexual performance atop the hood of a Murano.

And why are her winter gloves tossed across the windshield? There are so many questions about what happened this chilly Sunday afternoon outside of Arrowhead stadium which will never be answered. Unless someone else in attendance at the Chiefs/Ravens playoff game witnessed this couple boinking away their playoff letdown in public, we'll probably never know. I wonder if the vehicle belonged to a Ravens fan? If so, Eagles fans should take note, as leaving a trail of sex sludge on visiting fans' vehicles is much more creative than typical drunken vandalism.

UPDATE: One of the individuals in this photo contacted us about their unwanted fame. This is a married couple. They don't remember a single thing after halftime, they said. But their heads, per their request, have been removed until this dies down a bit in the next couple days

[Screw_Michigan]

^^^ I saw that shit. God bless Deadspin. Titties hanging out, pants pulled halfway down. In the middle of the parking lot. Hilarious.

Best part was how the dude caught wind and in a pretty good PR move just asked to have their faces blacked out as they claimed to have blacked out.

[Cueball]

Git er done