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...DeSean Jackson is still a piece of shit.

So Pam Oliver is interviewing Aaron Rodgers after the game and DeShithead comes flying in from off-camera from the side with a shoulderpad slam. I'm sure slapnutsinphilly will pipe up with some kind of justification, but it's a shame that little turd managed to make it back from the lockerroom after getting knocked out of the game. You lost, asswipe, hit the fucking showers.
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Agree that it's ashame that that piece of shit got back into the game, but you're way off here.

He bumped Rodgers and then gave a respectful handshake and congratulations, idiot. This is what players do after the game.

Rack Jackson for being a good sport and for interrupting that worthless little postgame interview that they only have to fill FOX's feminist quota.

DeSean is a jerkoff....but you're a dumbass.
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Goobs, you do realize they were teammates at one point, right?
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Goober McTuber wrote:...DeSean Jackson is still a piece of shit.

So Pam Oliver is interviewing Aaron Rodgers after the game and DeShithead comes flying in from off-camera from the side with a shoulderpad slam. I'm sure slapnutsinphilly will pipe up with some kind of justification,
You really are this stupid....



They're CAL guys and good friends... you moron.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhDbbJTw ... r_embedded



I can't wait for your next stellar thread about Marshawn Lynch, Justin Forsett, Brandon Mebane and Cameron Morrah if Seattle plays the Packers and they do the same thing.

The CAL family is strong.
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Nice self ass-kicking McDoober
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Gobbler is right, sort of.

If Jackson wanted to "congratulate" Aaron, he should have waited 2 minutes for him to get off national tv and then - congratulate him.

But no.

He instead comes flying in, KNOWING his is interrupting a national tv interview.

As usual with a dipshit like Jackson, it's all about the ME ME ME.


Fuck him.
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poptart wrote:Gobbler is right, sort of.

If Jackson wanted to "congratulate" Aaron, he should have waited 2 minutes for him to get off national tv and then - congratulate him.

But no.

He instead comes flying in, KNOWING his is interrupting a national tv interview.

As usual with a dipshit like Jackson, it's all about the ME ME ME.


Fuck him.
Gets it. And yes, I knew they were butt-buddies from Kal.
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The only thing I could care less about than ANY post-game interview is some old fuck getting his Depends in a bunch because some nog interrupted said post-game interview. God forbid if we miss out on typical mind numbing cliches being spewed by some prissy faggot who got his first post season win. Ever.
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Because you've always enjoyed and endorsed that kind of behavior, right? Fuck off, little bitterman.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:The only thing I could care less about than ANY post-game interview is some old fuck getting his Depends in a bunch because some nog interrupted said post-game interview. God forbid if we miss out on typical mind numbing cliches being spewed by some prissy faggot who got his first post season win. Ever.
That was sort of my point. I'm not saying that the act had nothing to do with Jackson trying to get camera time, and he's a douchebag, but in this case the bros-before-hos rule applies. players congratulating each other is more important that Visser or whoever getting their 60 seconds of "look at my new scarf and earrings and journalistic skills" :meds:
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Goober McTuber wrote:Because you've always enjoyed and endorsed that kind of behavior, right? Fuck off, little bitterman.
I could care less. What does bitterman in this context even mean... I am bitter because you have diaper rash from sitting around in your Depends all day? :? I recommend some Butt Paste and a TV with an actual working remote control (or a granchild to show you how it works.)
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:The only thing I could care less about than ANY post-game interview is some old fuck getting his Depends in a bunch because some nog interrupted said post-game interview. God forbid if we miss out on typical mind numbing cliches being spewed by some prissy faggot who got his first post season win. Ever.
This seems quite bitter. I don’t make a point of watching every post-game interview. I was cleaning up in the kitchen and didn’t bother to go change the channel. You’re on eastern time so you had probably finished up your dinner a bit earlier. I’m sure that as soon as the game was over you immediately switched over to your DVRed collection of Dancing With The Stars. Rack you.
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poptart wrote: As usual with a dipshit like Jackson, it's all about the ME ME ME.
Fuck him.
Pretty much.
And yet 90% of the teams in the NFL would want a guy like Jackson on their team b/c of his talent level.
Until Andy Reid calls this pussy out for his antics, his act will never change.
But he only calls out players who turn down contract offers- like David Akers.
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Papa Willie wrote:Jackson needs to die in a stationary bike accident.
How, exactly, could you die in a stationary bike incident? The thing falls over and you get your dick stuck in the spokes?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Jackson needs to die in a stationary bike accident.
How, exactly, could you die in a stationary bike incident? The thing falls over and you get your dick stuck in the spokes?
We are talking about Spray. The fact that he knows what a stationary bike is is a miracle unto itself.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Jackson needs to die in a stationary bike accident.
How, exactly, could you die in a stationary bike incident? The thing falls over and you get your dick stuck in the spokes?
Plaxico is riding the bike next to him, misses his leg this time and the bullet offs Jackson.
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