Clickity Clackity Clack on the rooftops.{g}

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Way to rock the IKYABWAI to a character troll, Paul.

[Plato]

To Joy to the World


Joy to the board, Dins dale is run!
Some one his neck should wring;
We wish his mom, had killed him in the womb,
He talks and says nothing,
He talks and says nothing,
He talks, he talks, and says nothing.

Joy to the board, he's shit for brains!
But now our whip ping boy;
While mods and members, admins, tards and others
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat, repeat, the sounding joy.

Di in s dale he sucks ne gro,
But now he's hooved to the ground;
We've come to make our urine flow
What fun his ass we'll pound,
What fun his ass we'll pound,
What fun, what fun, his ass we'll pound.

We rule the board with truth and grace,
And all the tards remove.
The glories of our righteousness,
And all that we write of,
And all that we write of,
And wonders, and all, that we write of.

[Paul]

Way to rock the IKYABWAI to a character troll, Paul.

It needed to be pointed out. Fuck off if you don't like it.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

IKYABWAI 'needed' to be pointed out? Needed? Why? Isn't it just redundant at this point?

Someone smacks a KC clone with homosmack... can't we just assume the only retort is "No, YOU'RE gay" and move on?

[Cuda]

Actually, in Paul's case, it's usually "I know I am, but what are you?"

[Truman]

Someone smacks a KC clone with homosmack... can't we just assume the only retort is "No, YOU'RE gay" and move on?

So why not just consult that sporty li'l Fag-o-Meter of yours that you've been proudly carryin' around with you these days, Justin? Check your murse - It's probably buried beneath the tampons.

BTW, verruh nice crop o' reindeer this year. Can't wait to see what the harvest numbers are at season's end....

[Donder]

On the first day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
My cartridge in a KC.



On the second day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Two fertile shoves,
And my cartridge in a KC.



On the third day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Three drenched glands,
Two fertile shoves,
And my cartridge in a KC.



On the fourth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Four falling turds,
Three drenched glands,
Two fertile shoves,
And my cartridge in a KC.



On the fifth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Dive, trojan thing!
Four falling turds,
Three drenched glands,
Two fertile shoves,
And my cartridge in a KC.



On the sixth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Six release sprayings,
Dive, trojan thing!
Four falling turds,
Three drenched glands,
Two fertile shoves,
And my cartridge in a KC.



On the seventh day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Seven pwns a-brimming,
Six release sprayings,
Dive, trojan thing!
Four falling turds,
Three drenched glands,
Two fertile shoves,



And my cartridge in a KC.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Eight grenades milking,
Seven pwns a-brimming,
Six release sprayings,
Dive, trojan thing!
Four falling turds,
Three drenched glands,
Two fertile shoves,
And my cartridge in a KC.



On the ninth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Nine Chiefs a-glancing,
Eight grenades milking,
Seven pwns a-brimming,
Six release sprayings,
Dive, trojan thing!
Four falling turds,
Three drenched glands,
Two fertile shoves,
And my cartridge in a KC.



On the tenth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Ten swords a-seaping,
Nine Chiefs a-glancing,
Eight grenades milking,
Seven pwns a-brimming,
Six release sprayings,
Dive, trojan thing!
Four falling turds,
Three drenched glands,
Two fertile shoves,
And my cartridge in a KC.



On the eleventh day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Eleven drapes a-wiping,
Ten swords a-seaping,
Nine Chiefs a-glancing,
Eight grenades milking,
Seven pwns a-brimming,
Six release sprayings,
Dive, trojan thing!
Four falling turds,
Three drenched glands,
Two fertile shoves,
And my cartridge in a KC.



On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Twelve deer a-cumming,
Eleven drapes a-wiping,
Ten swords a-seaping,
Nine Chiefs a-glancing,
Eight grenades milking,
Seven pwns a-brimming,
Six release sprayings,
Dive, trojan thing!
Four falling turds,
Three drenched glands,
Two fertile shoves,
And my cartridge in a KC.

[Truman]

[Mace]

Do the reindeer have a don't ask, don't tell policy?

[Plato]

Gashing through the ho
In a blunt force colon fray
Up the bowels we go
Laughing all the way - hahaha
Yells when his tail stings
Make our spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A victory song tonight

Oh, dangle balls, dangle balls
Dangle ball today
Oh, what fun when Truman cried
To our blunt force colon fray
Dangle balls, dangle balls
Dangle ball today
Oh, what fun when Truman cried
To our blunt force colon fray

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon that KC louse
Was carved and opened wide
Ol' Tru was plowed and spanked
Misfortune seemed his lot
Flushed him out with cervid stank
To that purty face a money shot

Oh, dangle balls, dangle balls
Dangle ball today
Oh, what fun when Truman cried
To our blunt force colon fray
Dangle balls, dangle balls
Dangle ball today
Oh, what fun when Truman cried
To our blunt force colon fray-yeah

Dangle balls, dangle balls
Dangle ball today
Oh, what fun when Truman cried
To our blunt force colon fray
Dangle balls, dangle balls
Dangle ball today
Oh, what fun when Truman cried
To our blunt force colon fray

[Truman]

'Bout time one of you sorry-ass Meatbags got off the schneid and posted something worthy of Reindeer Past.



Now go fuck yourselves, Losers.

[Dancer]

BTW, verruh nice crop o' reindeer this year.

:D

Dangle balls, dangle balls
Dangle ball today
Oh, what fun when Truman cried
To our blunt force colon fray

bwaaaaahahahaha!!

Nice!

Owned! Rack! All that jazz!

[Truman]

Just hear those slain does bleating
Ripped open and bleeding spew
Come on it’s a lovely day
To slay a reindeer together with you
We’ll lie in wait
While the deer take the bait, whoo-hoo!
Come on it’s a lovely day
To slay a reindeer together with you

Clickity-clack, clickity-clack, clickity-clack
Der-ron, Just think of the fun
Your 30-ought-6 no match for reindeer fucks
Clickity-clack, clickity-clack, clickity-clack
There’s Mace, he’s hot on the chase
And ponders aloud why this year’s deer herd sucks
Dancer posts along, his hoof on his dong
While we shoot him in the face

Our posts are filled with spite
And ready for a fight are we
Guns freshly loaded for deer freshly choaded they’ll be
We’ll take careful aim, though the deer are so lame
And rattle off a clip or two
Come on it’s a lovely day
To slay a reindeer together with you

There’ll be a cook-out
Over at Truman’s place
Plato's butchered back-straps we’ll put to the flame
We’ll be drinking cold beer
We like to drink and never spill a drop
At the Weber while we watch
Deer nut-sacks pop. Pop! Pop! Pop!

We’ll laugh recounting
Cupid begging for his life
And Donder’s old ass pleading as he took the knife
We’ll pass around the burgers and ven-i-son hot stew
And rack the trolls for Reindeer Past and
Douchebag and his Crew

Just hear those slain does bleating
Ripped open and bleeding spew
Come on it’s a lovely day
To slay a reindeer together with you
The One Board deer are melting
Kvetching and felching, boo-hoo
Come on it’s a lovely day
To slay a reindeer together with you

[Atomic Punk]

Damn... Plato was considerably funnier when I ran it.

I remember Dins claiming he doesn't troll. Now he gets called out by the current deer only to deflect their attention away by him submitting long and uninteresting U&L weather reports with his best buddy Derron.

Once I found out who currently owns the trolls, well it makes sense. Notice KC Scott has hidden under the radar? Did he make a deal with those trolls from the other boards? Oh, and whatup Smackie? Haven't heard from you in a year. Also, I've noticed the owner of Vixen has better things to do. Good for her.

The reindeer trolls could have been funny if they've targeted KC Scott, but I'm sure I'll get a 5 y/o panty/eyes/jizz, attempt etc. in a very bad effort in response. You had KC Scott Tee'd up and he was in the spotlight. It could have been a funny December with new softball material.

Mace and Truman have ended the "reign." Even Dins called this a D effort. BTW, I hear Jtr has 51 cards remaining for sign ups. Yeah...

[Dinsdale]

I remember Dins claiming he doesn't troll.

You also remember shooting down a Russian sub.

Neither one of those things ever happened.

Now enough time has gone by, I'll fess up to having dozens over the years.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Now enough time has gone by, I'll fess up to having dozens over the years.

T1B has a Statute Of Limitations now?

Excuse me while I go off to prepare my memoirs...

[Truman]

Playing “Guess the Deer” is an exercise in futility, AP, and it really doesn’t matter: There are only a hand-full of InterWeb posters with talent enough to consistently bring the Clever and run this month-long troll-dition. And if this year is of any indication, I’m fairly convinced that those who are capable have either retired (‘sup Dins; Bace) or have moved on to other pastures. This year’s herd clearly falls short of the high expectations and quality smack established by Reindeer Past.

Keep in mind, Punk, that if these fuckers were any good, anyone who dared challenge them would most-likely be curled up in a fetal position in a ditch somewhere and in real danger of bleeding out rectally. Instead we’re left with a buncha second-rate poseurs playing Brian Griese to John Elway.

I suspect you might find several reindeer alumni cooling their hooves here, AP, and recognize a certain smack posting style that cuts with the subtlety of a chipped and abraded scythe…

At any rate, these fucks this year are a colossal fail and have exactly 18 days to wrap their shit into tight little pellets. I wouldn’t hold my breath; even Plato’s proven to be a Class A ‘tard, and he's the best of the lot. And the rest are so bad, the homeless wouldn’t piss on ‘em, much less eat 'em. *Sigh. Like getting socks for Christmas. I guess we’ll just have to wait to see who the Deciders choose to go with next year….

[Donder]

Just hear those slain does bleating
Ripped open and bleeding spew
Come on it’s a lovely day
To slay a reindeer together with you
We’ll lie in wait
While the deer take the bait, whoo-hoo!
Come on it’s a lovely day
To slay a reindeer together with you

Clickity-clack, clickity-clack, clickity-clack
Der-ron, Just think of the fun
Your 30-ought-6 no match for reindeer fucks
Clickity-clack, clickity-clack, clickity-clack
There’s Mace, he’s hot on the chase
And ponders aloud why this year’s deer herd sucks
Dancer posts along, his hoof on his dong
While we shoot him in the face

Our posts are filled with spite
And ready for a fight are we
Guns freshly loaded for deer freshly choaded they’ll be
We’ll take careful aim, though the deer are so lame
And rattle off a clip or two
Come on it’s a lovely day
To slay a reindeer together with you

There’ll be a cook-out
Over at Truman’s place
Plato's butchered back-straps we’ll put to the flame
We’ll be drinking cold beer
We like to drink and never spill a drop
At the Weber while we watch
Deer nut-sacks pop. Pop! Pop! Pop!

We’ll laugh recounting
Cupid begging for his life
And Donder’s old ass pleading as he took the knife
We’ll pass around the burgers and ven-i-son hot stew
And rack the trolls for Reindeer Past and
Douchebag and his Crew

Just hear those slain does bleating
Ripped open and bleeding spew
Come on it’s a lovely day
To slay a reindeer together with you
The One Board deer are melting
Kvetching and felching, boo-hoo
Come on it’s a lovely day
To slay a reindeer together with you

colossal fail

a D

You light up the room in a C, sweetheart.

[Truman]

Oh, dear.

I Know You Are But What Am I?

Really, Dunder?

That makes twice now in two threads...

Time to hang up the antlers, Loser.

You really aren't very good at this.

[Bizzarofelice]

You light up the room in a C, sweetheart.

i laughed like DeNiro in Cape Fear

[Dancer]

Once I found out who currently owns the trolls, well it makes sense. Notice KC Scott has hidden under the radar? Did he make a deal with those trolls from the other boards? Oh, and whatup Smackie? Haven't heard from you in a year.

Paranoia must be hell to live with.

Every last one of us is Marty.

Happy?

[Goober McTuber]

Oh, dear.

I Know You Are But What Am I?

Really, Dunder?

We have a KC reindeer? Standards have definitely been lowered this year.

[Atomic Punk]

Once I found out who currently owns the trolls, well it makes sense. Notice KC Scott has hidden under the radar? Did he make a deal with those trolls from the other boards? Oh, and whatup Smackie? Haven't heard from you in a year.

Paranoia must be hell to live with.

Every last one of us is Marty.

Happy?

What does Marty have to do with anything? Are you outing him for some reason? Is he a reindeer troll? No idea here. BTW, you tarddeers aren't cracking on Scott even after there's fresh rubbish to make fun of?

Off yourselves and go to your home boards. You'll thank me later.

[R-Jack]

BTW, you tarddeers aren't cracking on Scott even after there's fresh rubbish to make fun of?

Have you even read this thread?

[Plato]

No idea here.

Obviously should have left it at that.

We gave KC Scott a full-blooded holiday greeting. He pleaded the fifth and we moved on. Those who seek further dialogue receive it. Look in the mirror?

Ummm...

Not that one!

Nevermind.

[Atomic Punk]

Plead the 5th on a smack board? Hypocrite much? Turn in your keys WalMart supervisor man. Non-Dins... Plato, turn your keys in to the mighty Dins. You've "moved on"... on a smack board?

This current "Plato" is the worst of the bunch. Stucknut? KCScott is getting a free pass huh? The reinqueers are done. R-Jacked... do you get lots of PM's from an admin or former admin?

R-Jacked, WalMart hires pussies like you for a reason. You take the pain in retail, then try to be a bully as a big time m0derater on a 3rd world smack board. You are pathetic dude. This is your world. This is your goal in life... to be a m0d on a smack board and think people don't inform others who are the real fuck ups... like yourself.

[Dancer]

I rate R-Jack as the best moderator ever.

[Donder]

Yeah, he's right up there. Excellent.

I found out who currently owns the trolls
KC Scott
trolls from the other boards
Smackie
Marty
go to your home boards
Stucknut
R-Jacked
pussies like you
You are pathetic dude

The guy is cracking up real time.

Let's get back to Stucknut. I'm not going to be responsible when he tosses himself off a bridge.

[R-Jack]

What the fuck are you babbling about you drunken dipshit?

You said the reindeer are not attacking Scott. The first page of this very thread is dedicated to all things KC. Scotts support of feeling up men on the football field and his manlove for ucant were the first things out of the gate. At last check, that is some of the new material he has given this board that you said the reindeer are avoiding.

Sorry, I just had to point out the obvious to the oblivious. You may go back to regularly scheduled holiday activity of stumbling around your studio apartment with a half empty plastic bottle of vodka in one hand, a camera that has seen what should not be seen in the other, not cleaning your mirrors and posting semi-lucid bullshit about the emptiness in the lives of others.

[Atomic Punk]

R-Jacked, what aisle at Wal Mart are the baseball bats stocked? Also, why are you stealing company time on the internet when you should be telling the gooks (SE Asian) employees to stock certain shelves?

[haywood]

Haven't been here in years but I see AP is still taking it without lube.

Party on.

[Atomic Punk]

Haven't used this shit troll here in years but...

FTFY

[Dinsdale]

Haven't used this shit troll here in years but...

FTFY

Uh... pretty sure he's been using his nic many years longer than you have yours. Like since SC3, at least.

Haven't been here in years but I see AP is still taking it without lube.

Party on.

Even on anonymous smack boards, we still need some stability in our lives.

[Atomic Punk]

Dins is still trying to deflect the initial onslaught from the reindeer ripping his know-it-all persona from December 1. Good job Dins. I haven't forgotten what a beat down you've taken.

[Dinsdale]

I haven't forgotten what a beat down you've taken.

Link?


That shit's so bad, I can't even make it to the end, even when I'm the target.

But see if I got this right...


A few posts up, did you not rip all over the "tarddeer" for sucking so badly?

Now, you're doing a 180, because it fits your needs for the moment?


Someone has "taken a beating" here, alright, but it wasn't at the hands of me or any reindeer... it was at YOUR hands, At Least I'm Not Him...

See if you're at least smart enough to figure out who your victim is.


I'll give you a hint: It's the same person whose ass you always kick.