Gee, another witty retort from m2vscal....really???
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
JaMoolie is finally NOT a Raydah...and to think he stole $39 million from Alcula yet he didn't even have to use a ski mask. Nice gig if you can get it.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
Or even a solid contributor on special teams. Or an assitant equipment manager. Or a waterboy. Or anybody else who could at least contribute something.
Coming soon to Ebay...well, once JaLethargy wakes up.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Does the very idea behind that necklace make anyone else want to vomit?
Somehow I just can't see Peyton Manning, Walter Payton, Joe Greene, Bill Russell, Tim Duncan, Gary Jeter or Roberto Clemente so blatantly advertizing such rampant vanity.
Pretty sure Sam Bradford or Donkeykong Suh won't be sporting anything of the sort either.
R-Jack wrote:Oh, so you had time to actually read the thread before you, despite KFCPaul's bingo-wing waving analysis, went all chromosone adding again?
Actually, I'm hoping you feed Secretariat before the kids catch on...
I saw that one pops. But I'd go out on a limb and say thats not who he was referring to. Gary Jeter looks like he may have been the founder of the diamond jersey.
Nick Athan is the biggest DOUSCHE ever...he was on local TV last year boldly saying that without a doubt Mike Shanahan was going to replace Herm Edwards as the head coach of the Chiefs.
That article alone should get him banned from entering the premises at One Arrowhead Drive.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
Last week's release of quarterback JaMarcus Russell by the Oakland Raiders represented one of the greatest concessions in recent NFL history. It was an embarrassing but tacit admission by the team that it had erred egregiously and that the former LSU star simply can't play. And it ranked as one of the most graphic representations of the draft as a high-stakes crapshoot.
Since selecting Nnamdi Asomugha (generally regarded as one of the top three cornerbacks in the league) in 2003, the Oakland Raiders have experienced a difficult stretch with their first-round picks. Here's a review:
WR Darrius Heyward-Bey (2009): Ran the 40 in 4.3 at the '09 combine, and Raiders obviously loved his deep speed, choosing him as the first wide receiver and seventh pick overall in '09. Caught only nine passes for 124 yards and one touchdown, in 11 starts, as rookie.
RB Darren McFadden (2008): Fourth overall pick in 2004, was likened by some scouts to Adrian Peterson, and ran 4.33 at combine. But has started just a dozen games in 25 appearances in two seasons, and has yet to demonstrate explosiveness he showed in college. Has 217 rushes for 856 yards and five touchdowns.
QB JaMarcus Russell (2007): Top overall pick in '07, released last week after starting only 25 games in three seasons. Earliest release of a No. 1 overall pick since league implemented common draft in 1967. In three years, completed only 52.1 percent of his passes, with 18 touchdowns and 23 interceptions. Regarded as indifferent about the game, with questionable work ethic.
FS Michael Huff (2006): Played as a strong safety early in career after Oakland made him the seventh overall pick. Benched for a while in 2008, but has played better as a free safety. Still, shares time at position, and plays mostly on passing downs. Career-best three interceptions (of four total) and 14 passes defensed in 2009.
CB Fabian Washington (2005): In three seasons with Raiders (2005-2007), registered five interceptions and 123 tackles in 45 games. Three of his picks came in 2005. Twenty-third overall pick in '05 draft was traded to Baltimore in 2008.
G Robert Gallery (2004): Picked second overall in '04, and was originally projected as league's next great left tackle. Started his career at right tackle, then allowed 10½ sacks in '06, when he moved to left side. Has since settled in at left guard, and has 79 starts in 80 appearances. Back injury limited him to six games last season.
He isn't really a failure until he's failed for somebody other than Oakland.
BStupid wrote:Hey, you're the one who wants underperforming players to give back money.
In the drink.
Mulligan?
I said no such thing.
I said, if M. Faulk is advising "over-achieving" players who are under contract to hold out to have their contract raised, then he ought to be advising "under-achieving" players to offer to give money back.
I'm SO looking forward to breaking out with the Billy White Shoes Johnson Funky Chicken in the middle of my living room on the inevitable day the JaWalrus Russell is BROKE stories begin to surface.
Once Cable's tossed, how does Al ever expect to be able to hire anyone again, what with the way he tries to dick everyone out of their $$ once he inevitably decides to shitcan 'em?
The guy reneged on Shanahan, then he fucked over Kiffin, and now he's even trying to get a #1 pick in the draft to return up-front, guaranteed money.
His argument? "The money was an advance on his salary."
Yeah, that'll go over really well with future draft picks and free-agents.
Todd, JaMarcus has all the personality of a colostomy bag, and he's as glib and eloquent as a State Representative from Ghetto, Alabama. He'll be landing an analyst gig on TV about the time you hire Dins to do some remodeling on your mansion.
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