Is JaBloatus getting cut ?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:27 pm

Van wrote:
Killian wrote:JaNotathyroidproblem

I like JaKlondike better and don't even know what it meant, but Killian has been on a roll.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:07 pm

Wags...

His "not a thyroid condition" one was particularly funny because Killian is an ND fan, and their recently fired coach was...?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:59 am

sniff............that's my quarterback man.......sniff

Sin,
Mike Williams.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:26 am

Breaking: JaMarcus Russell Is Fat

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:40 am

Sudden Sam wrote:Glenn Dorsey

OK, now I KNOW you're trolling.

I was actually going to include a list of complete and utter fucking LSU BUSTS in my original post (but was too lazy), and Dorsey (who I thought was going to be an impact player) was going to be at the top of that list.

Might as well have picked my scrawny ass to play DL -- I'd have had similar success.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:42 am

It looks like it didn't take long for the mantle to be passed ....

JaRyanMcLeaf captures the thrown

40 million $$$'s and 40,000 cheeseburgers later... you end up with jason campbell.

Biggest bust ever..

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:55 am

JaCarcass...has to be one of my favorite and most fitting nicknames!

Raider Loco · Post by **Raider Loco** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:53 pm

.m2 wrote:Biggest bust ever....

He actually looks like he's trimmed down some in this pic

Mother fucker should be holding a hockey stick with that figure, except he's not wearing any padding!

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:07 am

JaMuttonbreath is nowhere near the bust Ryan Leaf was. Leaf couldn't handle it at all and melted instantly, whereas JaCardiacArrest is taking his failure in stride like a true ghetto nog does.

Every morning JaLicksTheBowl wakes up and sees his entire wardrobe has mustard stains on it, he can just buy new shit with the millions he robbed from the Raiders.

Fuck him.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:12 am

Jarumplewifestymate was known for his cannon arm, and that's it. Leaf was known for an arm, the ability to read defenses, his knowledge of a pro-style offense etc. All those factors play into him being a bigger bust.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:42 am

Pssst....

At 290lb I'd say JaBloatus is/has the bigger bust.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:34 pm

Toddowen wrote:Nobody expected anything less than a trip to the AFC championship game for the next ten years out of Leaf.

WTF were you people smoking?

sin

Raider Myopians

Raider Loco · Post by **Raider Loco** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:28 pm

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat May 01, 2010 1:42 pm

Day 1 of mini-camp and no cuts. They didn't even hold Jabiggestloser out of workouts.

"My thing is to keep coming out to work until they tell me not too," Russell said. "I'm going to keep coming out to compete for the job and work my tail off."

Anyone else smell a $6 million hamstring pull coming?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat May 01, 2010 2:05 pm

Jagerbomb.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon May 03, 2010 12:47 am

Interesting Raider/Russell clip.

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/ ... he-raiders

When JaWalrus is finally cut, current teammates (who are mostly silent now) are gonna come out of the woodwork and rip the hell out of this fat pig.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon May 03, 2010 2:52 am

pop, that's true, but the more telling thing about that clip is the degree of blame Al Davis must shoulder. He's the reason for those horriffic stats they flashed in that clip...

-Most consecutive eleven-loss seasons.
-2nd worst all-time seven-year stretch.
-2nd most coaches hired in a seven-year span.

Ray Ratto made mention of Al Doing doing the wrong things "simply because he got his back up...he's just stubborn...people tell him how something needs to go, and he says, 'No, it'll go the way I say it will go, when I say it will go.'"

Sincerely, Marcus Allen

And that's no joke. It started with Marcus Allen, when Al was willing to let his own ego get in the way of utilyzing one of the greatest RBs ever, then he did it again with Jon Gruden, and now his stubbornness is preventing him from doing what needed to be done with JaMarcus at least a year ago.

JaMarcus was a failed gamble, but Al is the real failure in terms of the franchise being unable to get off its ass and recover.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon May 03, 2010 3:05 am

poptart wrote:Interesting Raider/Russell clip.

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/ ... he-raiders

When JaWalrus is finally cut, current teammates (who are mostly silent now) are gonna come out of the woodwork and rip the hell out of this fat pig.

Wow. He bails on meetings because his brain is overloaded? He falls asleep during meetings?

I sorry, but Raider vets have to take the blame for that as well. Somebody needed to be getting in JaHappyMeal's face like Joey Porter allegedly got into Big Ben's face a few years back when Ben started developing some sloppy practice habits. That is absolutely unacceptable.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon May 03, 2010 3:07 am

You're right, Van.

Al's ego has run amok and it has gotten the best of him.

He's always had a burning desire to WIN, and that is something I've long admired, because many owners pay lip service to trying to win, but Al has always backed it up.

But sadly, equally powerful within him is a consuming desire to win on HIS terms, with HIS hands all over the product.

And in recent years particularly, he's lost his grip and the shit has spilled all over the place.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon May 03, 2010 3:37 am

BSmack wrote:I sorry, but Raider vets have to take the blame for that as well. Somebody needed to be getting in JaHappyMeal's face like Joey Porter allegedly got into Big Ben's face a few years back when Ben started developing some sloppy practice habits. That is absolutely unacceptable.

Don't be stupid if you can help it. They don't do things that way in Oakland. JaEverythingonthemenuandasmalldietcoke is Al's pet. Those players are insulated and coddled and, if you fuck with them, you're gone.

It just isn't done.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon May 03, 2010 6:09 am

mvscal wrote:Don't be stupid if you can help it. They don't do things that way in Oakland. JaEverythingonthemenuandasmalldietcoke is Al's pet. Those players are insulated and coddled and, if you fuck with them, you're gone.

It just isn't done.

A player with any kind of pride would smack JaHindenburg upside the head so hard it would break Bill Romanowski's jaw if it meant a ticket out of Oakland. Don't give me that bullshit. They're all worthless puddles of fuck juice then.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon May 03, 2010 6:16 am

Wait until he's gone, B.

Some stories will come out.

mvscal wrote:Those players are insulated and coddled and, if you fuck with them, you're gone

This is exactly why Al can't get anyone to coach his team.

When the edict comes down from above that the fat lazy pig MUST be the starter, any self-respecting coach would say, "Fuck that noise, I am OUT."

Cable is a putz and everybody knows it.

I really wanted a coaching change this past off-season, in HOPES that Al would come to his senses, step back some, and bring in a little bit of a hard-ass type of coach to set a new tone.

As always, I hope for the best, but realistically know it's a seriously uphill battle in Oakland so long as Al does it his way.[/Sinatra]

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon May 03, 2010 6:35 am

The thing that puzzles me is if Russell is that mentally lacking then how were the Raiders unaware of it before selecting him #1 overall? That's an insane amount of money to be throwing away without doing your due diligence. If the clown doesn't even have the wherewithal to make it through a film session without finding himself mentally overloaded, well, fuck, c'mon. Oakland has to know that before they draft him.

I'm guessing dude didn't exactly tear it up on his Wonderlich, and he clearly has the attention span of m2. How did the Raiders either: 1-Not know these things? 2-Disregard them?

There really isn't all that much call in the NFL for throwing 70 yards from one's knees. That mental stuff is rather quite a bit more important.

Peyton Manning and Drew Brees didn't become what they are today as a result of their overwhelming physical tools. The way Jon Ritchie and Dominic Rhodes were contrasting Peyton's and Russell's approaches to meetings, it was clear that Rhodes in particular was downright disgusted by Russell's lack of professionalism.

For a #1 pick in the draft, teams have to know that they're at least getting someone who's mentally all there. To me that's the most baffling thing about this whole thing, and no, dude's uncle dying does not account for his being such an utter zero.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon May 03, 2010 6:58 am

Spot on, Van.

Seeing what we've seen of Russell's act, there is no excuse for the pick.
But then to compound it by coddling him, insisting he will start, etc.

Just wow.

I can only think that Al fell in love with the guy's arm strength and supposed potential and he thought they'd be able to help him along and get him to mature as an NFLer.

Terrible judgement.

I can only imagine what such a thing does to the morale of a team.
Well, you could see how the players rallied around Gradkowski when he took over last season - energy lift.
Then when he got hurt and Russell came back in ... it went COMPLETELY flat.

Oakland just had a real nice draft.
A good vibe started.
But Al has left a steaming pile of shit right in the middle of the room.

Fucking ponderous.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue May 04, 2010 2:00 am

Van wrote: and he clearly has the attention span of m2.

Thanks.

Some of us have the extra chromosome and can make our point in 15,000 words or less.

Van wrote: There really isn't all that much call in the NFL for throwing 70 yards from one's knees.

Psst... my retarded friend from the south.... that guy wasn't JaBloatus.

It was this Cal football player

It seems throwing 70 yards off a knee comes with some rewards...

It's how we roll in California ....

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue May 04, 2010 3:37 am

.m2 wrote:It seems throwing 70 yards off a knee comes with some rewards...It's how we roll in California

So being a 1st round BUST, helping the Rams lock up the #1 overall pick in the draft, and looking UP at Jason Campbell and JaDoubleDouble on the Raydahs' QB depth chart is your idea of "how you roll" in Cali?

RIIIIIGHT....

and what exactly the FUCK does this have to do with anything, particularly YOU???

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:30 pm

.m2 wrote:Some of us have the extra chromosome

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue May 04, 2010 1:45 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
.m2 wrote:Some of us have the extra chromosome

Yeah, .meethril2 left that one on a tee.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue May 04, 2010 2:32 pm

.m2 wrote:
Van wrote: and he clearly has the attention span of m2.
Thanks.

Some of us have the extra chromosome and can make our point in 15,000 words or less.

Daaaaaaaaahhh, yeah. Thas right, bish.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue May 04, 2010 2:35 pm

.m2 wrote:Some of us have the extra chromosome.

Dude.

You are the 47th chromosome.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:17 am

I try to add an extra chromosome when visiting this place.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:57 am

.m2 wrote:I try to add an extra chromosome when visiting this place.

And you fail MISERABLY.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:48 am

Paul wrote:
.m2 wrote:I try to add an extra chromosome when visiting this place.
And you fail MISERABLY.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed May 05, 2010 4:35 am

R-Jack wrote:
Paul wrote:
.m2 wrote:I try to add an extra chromosome when visiting this place.
And you fail MISERABLY.

No doubt.

PuffyCoat Paula probably has more than a few extra 'chromeyzomes' to spare. though. They're special issue for the greater Kansas City area.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed May 05, 2010 5:31 am

Gee, another witty retort from m2vscal....really???

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:07 pm

JaPaulus,

You really have no idea how badly you swung and missed at the softball m2 lobbed up there, do you?

You trying to gauge "witty" after the fact tells me you don't.

Take a lap fatass. That was embarassing for even you.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:16 pm

R-Jack wrote: Take a lap fatass.

I'm pretty sure that would kill him.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:24 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
R-Jack wrote: Take a lap fatass.
I'm pretty sure that would kill him.

It's an old joke. Probably dates back to TNW days.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:34 pm

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu May 06, 2010 7:23 pm

x 2

Boy those were the day. And RuPaul Walker Lindh? It was classic how that very phrase got him to melt.

Thanks for the laugh Bri.