Does Van have a life ???

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:04 am

It's all good, Mace. I'd say 90% of the forum agrees with ya. I guess trolls don't really bother me as much as they may others. The only time a troll bugs me is when it's spamming for the sake of being annoying.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:55 pm

Mace wrote:That would describe m2 to a T. I don't care how much he trolls in here but it shouldn't be allowed in the CFB Forum, imo.

How about people who do nothing but troll in droll coachspeak?

Should they be banned as well?

Funny how that "imo" thing works.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:09 pm

Droll coachspeak is an oxymoron.

:)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:42 pm

Uhm...

oops?

Was discussing "droll" and its synonyms and antonyms with someone sitting near me while I pecked that out.

And didn't come up with any good antonyms.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:56 pm

Well, there's bland, milquetoast, obvious, boring, pointless, humorless, unnecessary, safe, vanilla, gratuitous, somnolent and coma-inducing.

These would all be suitable antonyms for droll, and they would all accurately describe Mace's usual coachspeak, where the point is to somehow post without saying a damn thing.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:32 am

Blueblood wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:
KC Scott wrote:Or .m2 could be a Kaley Troll
No, mJew is not Kaley. I finally found out who mJew is. And I am dissapointed. Big time. Lots of respect lost. LOTS. I'll let the troll run wild from this point now that I know the handler. And the handler, you I respect no more AFTER 10 YEARS. What you've tried to do to "our" forum sickens me. Does this trolling shit mean THAT much to you? Pathetic.

So, who is m2 ???

This should be good.

That's fucking lame. The douchebag should be outed.

I originally pegged ouskull about a year ago, but I think I'm wrong on that. A few months back I thought maybe it was Van, but that seems unlikely. Maybe PSUFAN, but doubtful. Dude's already got like 85,000 posts on here. I can't imagine there's enough time in the day for a full-time troll on top of that. Unless he really hates his kids.

Wouldn't be surprised if the person that was mikethecrackhead is m2. That would be my best guess.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:54 am

A few months back I thought maybe it was Van, but that seems unlikely.

Ya' think??

Dude, I am the single most absolute, unequivocal and dead nuts certain LAST person in the history of these smack boards who would ever foment a character troll.

Been here ten years, through every iteration of smack/troll board. Never once posted under any nic but this one, 'cept for a brief spell when a new board was started up and some jackass snagged my nic before I could register, at which point I briefly posted as Van down by the river, IIRC. I still made it immediately well known that it was me.

I would never troll. Besides, if I were to ever troll, I'd certainly create a much funnier and sharper character than a Ren Faire livin', Cal fan speedbump. I'd at least create someone fun to write, with widely varying yet always scathing, acerbic and uncomfortably demented takes.

It'd likely be something along the lines of mvscal mixed with Sam Kineson, with a little Howard Cosell and Jenna Jameson tossed in for additional levity.

He'd also know how to write. I couldn't even force myself to commit m2's incessant atrocities upon our fair language.

Christ, dude. Give me some credit here.

:P

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:01 am

TheJON wrote: That's fucking lame. The douchebag should be outed.

Agreed.

Spill the beans, IF. The fact you exposed a troll as a troll, but didn't name names, speaks volumes.

It has to be Magoo, or PUS... or both.

They're both responsible for the entire Douchebag embarrassment, so it's not too much of a stretch to imagine they'd do m2.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:02 am

If it were anybody, I'd still lean towards Meds or Dins.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:15 am

War Wagon wrote:
TheJON wrote: That's fucking lame. The douchebag should be outed.
Agreed.

Spill the beans, IF. The fact you exposed a troll as a troll, but didn't name names, speaks volumes.

It has to be Magoo, or PUS... or both.

They're both responsible for the entire Douchebag embarrassment, so it's not too much of a stretch to imagine they'd do m2.

I don't read enough of this board to know what the Douchebag embarrassment is all about.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:19 am

What part of "I'll let it go" do you all not understand? Just because I know what I know does not mean it is up for public foddder. I've let it go. Troll go forth. Last I'll say on it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:24 am

Oh, I'm with M2 on this one... this should be good.

Someone is trolling here... but I won't say who.

But I'm thoroughly enjoying the trolling, as I'm typically prone to do.

The guesses are the best part.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:26 am

He'd also know how to write. I couldn't even force myself to commit m2's incessant atrocities upon our fair language.

Dude, the English language has gone out of style.........

"lol" is no longer just for 16 year old girls. Dudes MY age fucking say that gay shit now.

The only question now is when will these stupid internet acronyms no longer be considered acronyms and actually find their way into the dictionary?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:28 am

m2 is m2, dishrags. I'm really not sure where the sudden urge comes from to stab around wildly for his identity. Demanding that m2 is ME is fucking idiotic. I am not m2 - nor have I ever operated a douchebag troll. I have fought against that asshole from day one - even KILLED members of the crew.

Wags, why are you embarrassed by douchebag? Please explain.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:31 am

IndyFrisco wrote:What part of "I'll let it go" do you all not understand? Just because I know what I know does not mean it is up for public foddder. I've let it go. Troll go forth. Last I'll say on it.

I don't think you know shit. I think you're just fucking with us. What access do you have? I'll bet you 87 cents that you couldn't figure out who my trolls are.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:32 am

PSUFAN wrote:m2 is m2, dishrags. I'm really not sure where the sudden urge comes from to stab around wildly for his identity. Demanding that m2 is ME is fucking idiotic. I am not m2 - nor have I ever operated a douchebag troll. I have fought against that asshole from day one - even KILLED members of the crew.

Wags, why are you embarrassed by douchebag? Please explain.

And how on earth do you know that "m2 is m2"???

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:34 am

IndyFrisco wrote:What part of "I'll let it go" do you all not understand? Just because I know what I know does not mean it is up for public foddder. I've let it go. Troll go forth. Last I'll say on it.

It was up for public fodddder the second you hit submit on that post.

So, you're half-heartedly protecting someone. And the only reason you'd do that instead of pulling the rug out is they've also got keys.

Maybe bigger, shinier ones than yours.

It doesn't take a genius to figure this out.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:39 am

There's not a shred of evidence that indicates he's anyone else, for starters.

The thing about m2 is this - he's fairly pathetic on his own. But see, you simpletons have somehow found a way to let him get over with all of this simpering about his identity.

He's fucking m2, jackasses - push the fucking plunger in.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:50 am

PSUFAN wrote:There's not a shred of evidence that indicates he's anyone else, for starters.

The thing about m2 is this - he's fairly pathetic on his own. But see, you simpletons have somehow found a way to let him get over with all of this simpering about his identity.

He's fucking m2, jackasses - push the fucking plunger in.

I see what you're saying. However, do you honestly think there's someone out there that really is as pathetic as him? Come on, I find this hard to believe.

If m2 actually is m2, what the fuck does this say about society?

I will say this, I haven't got any clue why anyone would want to start a Cal homer troll. Florida homer, USC homer, Texas homer, etc.........okay, I can see that. But Cal? Makes no sense. So that is the only evidence I see that leads me to believe he's not a troll. Other than that, it all points to a troll.

If he is a troll, I just wish they did a better job of at least being funny and creative. This is a total shit troll job. Still find it hard to believe m2 is m2.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:00 am

TheJON wrote:However, do you honestly think there's someone out there that really is as pathetic as him?

Does anyone else notice that huge fucking elephant standing in the room?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:13 am

Go Coogs' wrote:
Does anyone else notice that huge fucking elephant standing in the room?

I think that's your wife, bro.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:14 am

Go Coogs' wrote:
TheJON wrote:However, do you honestly think there's someone out there that really is as pathetic as him?
Does anyone else notice that huge fucking elephant standing in the room?

God dammit man, I really don't wanna insult someone's wife.........

But it's just too tempting.

Naw, it's WAY too easy...........and wrong.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:14 am

If m2 actually is m2, what the fuck does this say about society?

Lotsa fucked-up shit happening out there, JON. Watch yer step.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:20 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote: Does anyone else notice that huge fucking elephant standing in the room?

I think that's your wife, bro.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:26 am

When you're good.... they talk about you.

the truth

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:56 am

mvscal wrote:A good what?

Making you pick lettuce and posting 23,000 times on a message board while a crackhead bangs your wife and you're good with it.

Is the signal coming in clearer ?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:40 am

PSU, you wonder where all this got started? Why are people wondering about the identity of m2's handler?

How do you think it started? It started because one of the mods here, Indy, posted that he'd learned who m2's troll handler is, and he made a big deal about being verklempt over what he'd learned.

Then he pulled the nine year old girl trick: "I know something you don't know...and I'm not gonna tell you!"

He also intimated that it was you; then, when asked directly about it, he backpedaled, saying only that he never said it was you.

Now he's pulling the ol' "My work here is done," card.

It's all one big bitch move, even if Indy is just trolling. Nobody needs that sort of nonsense from a mod, and if he's not trolling, and he truly is playing the "I know who it is, and I'm going to dangle it out there, but never really say," then it's even worse.

Oh, and m2, 'they' also talk about Jeffrey Dahmer, Michael Jackson's plastic beaks and Roseanne Barr's rendition of the national anthem.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:34 pm

I'm not surprised it was Indy that did that.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:54 pm

Young and the Restless thinks this thread is gay.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:18 pm

R-Jack wrote:Do it Indy. Out the fucker. Save yourself. This board isn't worth watching you be rendered to wandering around aimlessly around your mancave with your eye gouged out and your own severed dick in your hand wondering if you can skullfuck yourself, and posting a PET of it.

PPPpppppppsssssssssttttttttttt!!

I have said for many years now that $*&@ is running the m2 troll(s). Too many similarities exist between the two when the troll suddenly becomes... "witty" and not his normal pathetic persona.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:41 pm

ucan't, when m2 goes "witty," as you say, it's Dins he most reminds me of...especially with the "location smack." He's too "U&L-centric," only substituting the Bay Area. His smack of midwesterners and southerners is also very Dinsian, as is his penchant for always saying he knows way more than everyone else.

Dins has been around forever, so that also jibes with Indy's little wheeze about the ten year betrayal.

Meds used to be the popular choice, since he hates Cal so much, and m2 is always throwing Cal under the bus merely by existing.

I dunno though, I'd be mildly surprised if Dins actually put in that much effort. Running both Dins and m2 all these years, I just don't know that I can see Dins having enough "want to" in 'im.

My hope is that m2 isn't a troll. How awesome would that be, if guys like m2 and pikkkle were real?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:30 pm

I don't think a troll should be outed for any reason, unless they're posting kiddie porn or personal information. m2 is just another example of a long term troll (like Pickle, G-Pete, etc. etc.). I don't really care whom m2 is. There are a lot of people who know how to mask their IPs on these boards and you may never know for certain who is running what troll. Sometimes a nic can end up under a main nic and it may appear that person is running the troll when in fact they aren't. They may just use the same proxy.

I fully understand that T1B isn't a troll board and trolling is not advocated here. However, what harm has m2 really done? Sure, he tards up the forums--but is that really bannable? If he's that much of a nuisance, give him a time out or temporary ban until he cleans up his act.

My 2 cents.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:36 pm

Blueblood wrote: Making you pick lettuce and posting 23,000 times on a message board while a crackhead bangs your wife and you're good with it.

Is the signal coming in clearer ?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =5&t=24662

Show me where I deleted anything, and link up where I dropped the N bomb.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote:A. If m2 is real, he's trolling on his own. Mother of Fuck - I've certainly done that at times.

B. A board needs it's tards. I find it a nice relief to pee on m2 and SoCalCockjam. Take them away and there's no vent.

C. If m2 really is a troll, then RACK whoever has had the patience to let it go out this long. :D

^^
What he said.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:48 pm

I would go along with what Katy said as far as IP's looking like someone else has the same one... When I was dumber than I am now I used to use IE as a browser and DiT told me how to use the proxy settings. You can troll under that but it's IE. I gave Russ and SG the ownership of all of my trolls over there and have only used Mozilla Firefox for the last bunch of years. I have no idea how to proxy with Firefox nor have the time to care.

My personal opinion is m2 is really m2 (as PSU has said) as I've talked to the dude a few times years ago. I think it was when I was in New Jersey 5 years ago and have seen the area codes from his Ren venue areas on my phone ID. I am willing to say m2 is himself but can't say he was a Cal student. Not saying he is lying or he is the truth.

My 2 cents.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:54 pm

Nobody is talking about banning.

We're talking about intrigue. If m2 is this, if m2 is that. Well let me fucking tell you something. Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? 'If' you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, 'if' you can trust yourself when all men doubt you. Is m2, m2 or is he Dins ?, PSU, MgO, Meds ? I don't know, I can't comprehend. I mean, I'm no, I can't – I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's, he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas – I mean –...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:57 pm

m2 + ADAM = the same guy.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:03 pm

Martyred wrote:m2 + ADAM = the same guy.

The plot thickens.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:06 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Nobody is talking about banning..

Well...that's a relief.

I'm for the concept of timeouts versus perma-bans. The pile ons tards receive on this board has a certain entertainment quality no other board can hold a candle to.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:06 pm

Really wanna impress me? Tell me Terry is m2. :D

Really wanna make me laugh at the mere thought of it? Tell me 'Spray is m2.