Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:33 am

This-

Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

thread title is presumptuous.

So you speak for the board now?

Some posters do not believe she is as dumb as you would have it.

velocet

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:39 am

I just watched the video.** "We were told..." Unbelievable. Get over it losers, you lost.

**Thanks. I normally turn Sheperd Smith.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:42 am

I didn't think Sarah Palin was dumb. Maybe she's just not good at expressing herself. Maybe those are early-stage cataracts, not a glazed-over look about the eyes.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:51 am

Quayle, Dubya, Palin...

Now there's an all-time low scorin' group of Jeopardy contestants.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:12 am

Uncle Fester wrote:That'd be one of Palin's kids.

That kid won't have the chance to ever match your cognitive ability. That is sad, for one of the best measures of the fully enjoyed existence is living up to the self-aggrandizing classification we've bestowed upon ourselves: homo sapiens.

Yeah, you're smart. Other posters will attest to this as well.

But high intelligence is no guarantor of another coveted aspect of the expression of being: character.

Chances are Palin's kid will far surpass your measly, pitiful example of character. The few Down's sufferers I've met have one thing steadfastly in common: they're plain cool.

You, on the other hand, are one of the most fucked up assholes that's ever posted. Your natural mental ability cannot overcome the disposition inherent in you that's so foul through and through. Indeed, all your intelligence does is mask that very core deficiency and give a veneer of rationality, contrived of course, to the twisted thoughts you entertain.

Your personal motto should be "Nihil ex nihilo".

velocet

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:18 am

velocet wrote:You, on the other hand, are one of the most fucked up assholes that's ever posted. Your natural mental ability cannot overcome the disposition inherent in you that's so foul through and through. Indeed, all your intelligence does is mask that very core deficiency and give a veneer of rationality, contrived of course, to the twisted thoughts you entertain.

As long as he keeps posting those twisted thoughts, he's aces with me.

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:20 am

velocet wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:That'd be one of Palin's kids.

That kid won't have the chance to ever match your cognitive ability. That is sad, for one of the best measures of the fully enjoyed existence is living up to the self-aggrandizing classification we've bestowed upon ourselves: homo sapiens.

Yeah, you're smart. Other posters will attest to this as well.

But high intelligence is no guarantor of another coveted aspect of the expression of being: character.

Chances are Palin's kid will far surpass your measly, pitiful example of character. The few Down's sufferers I've met have one thing steadfastly in common: they're plain cool.

You, on the other hand, are one of the most fucked up assholes that's ever posted. Your natural mental ability cannot overcome the disposition inherent in you that's so foul through and through. Indeed, all your intelligence does is mask that very core deficiency and give a veneer of rationality, contrived of course, to the twisted thoughts you entertain.

Your personal motto should be "Nihil ex nihilo".

velocet

And that makes him different from the average Dem on this board how?

The fact that even after their guy winning they're still obsessivly making idiotic personal attacks on SP, instead of just feeling good about the win, speaks volumes.

Anyone who's the exception to the rule, disregard. The groupmind can just fuck off.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:24 am

velocet wrote:
Some posters do not believe she is as dumb as you would have it.

velocet

Why? did she use a word like 'juxtaposition' in a sentence without understanding it's meaning in a speech nobody heard?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:55 am

velocet wrote:
Yeah, you're smart.

Link?

festers area of expertise begins and ends with Hamms beer, or Falstaff, I forget which.

Other posters will attest to this as well.

Not so much... well maybe Mikey has a reach around to offer, but for the most part... Fester is the liberal flavor General Peters.

Just barely tolerated.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:59 am

Damn - now you're attacking Fester?

Jeebus dudes, why not just kill the last funny poster left.........

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:00 am

Dr_Phibes wrote: Why? did she use a word like 'juxtaposition'

Some outtakes and raw film from "Nailin Pailin" got out and I think that was the chick playing Palin with her mouth full, arguing with the director. I think she was saying "Just a Position".

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:05 am

I was thinking more of velocet's penchant for the disambiguation of the zimzamzecuckoo.

Phibes

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:10 am

War Wagon wrote:Not so much... well maybe Mikey has a reach around to offer, but for the most part... Fester is the liberal flavor General Peters.

Just barely tolerated.

You can barely hang from the asshairs of any poster on this board and here you are comparing FESTER to a racist pedophile like GAP? What a fucking dipshit you are.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:12 am

KC Scott wrote:Damn - now you're attacking Fester?

Jeebus dudes, why not just kill the last funny poster left.........

I think he voted for Obama... and I'm damn sure velo is nails.

More than damn sure.

Fester is Cuda, except Coods has a better sense of humor.

Hell, Martyred has a better sense of humor.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:17 am

Screw_Michigan wrote: You can barely hang from the asshairs of any poster on this board...

Screwed...

If I took a notion, I'd run your retarded "MGMT rocks" dipshit ass from T1B once and for all.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:32 am

You've been getting your ass kicked up and down the board by Ana for the last week and you're talking about "RUNNING" posters? Fucking rich.

huh? · Post by **huh?** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:34 am

War Wagon wrote: Screwed...

If I took a notion, I'd run your retarded "MGMT rocks" dipshit ass from T1B once and for all.

You do realize that you sound like the guy talking about how tough he is instead of just showing it right? 99.99% of the time that's because he wants to save face, and knows he can't do anything like what he's saying.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:45 am

Fester is Cuda, except Coods has a better sense of humor.

Congrats. That's the most unadulterated...the purest hyperbole ever posted here. You win an as yet to be determined prize.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:08 am

PSUFAN wrote:
Fester is Cuda, except Coods has a better sense of humor.
Congrats. That's the most unadulterated...the purest hyperbole ever posted here. You win an as yet to be determined prize.

It wasn't hyberole.

Coods gets a bad rap, and you felching cocksuckers grasp at straws annointing a putz like Fester as something other than a felching cocksucker.

Par for the course.

As for my prize, how about you off yourself as admin. Take it back in time.

With all due respect, this board has little cred w/out orc.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:13 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:
velocet wrote:
Some posters do not believe she is as dumb as you would have it.

velocet
Why? did she use a word like 'juxtaposition' in a sentence without understanding it's meaning in a speech nobody heard?

No, it's more like she didn't know Africa is a continent. Nor was she aware that the 3 signatories to NAFTA are The United States, Canada, and Mexico. I'm also told that she thinks Guns 'N Roses wrote "Knockin' On Heaven's Door".

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:19 am

Bri... it's over...

Please don't think this gal is a threat to you anymore.

Leave the poor girl alone.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:31 am

War Wagon wrote:Bri... it's over...

Please don't think this gal is a threat to you anymore.

Leave the poor girl alone.

Hey, I'm not the one running to Fox News with these stories. This is stuff dished up by her own staffers.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:46 am

It wasn't hyberole.

How did you do that? I even spelled it for you correctly above, you god-blamed ninny.

You're yammering about who's smart and who isn't?

The stage broadens...

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:11 am

BSmack wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Bri... it's over...

Please don't think this gal is a threat to you anymore.

Leave the poor girl alone.
This is stuff dished up by her own staffers.

No, this bullshit is being created by the McCain campaign's staffers. The same ones who didn't want her on the ticket and refuse to accept responsibility for their own incompetence.

Anonymously, of course.

That’s kind of a small, evidently bitter type of person who would anonymously charge something foolish like that, that I perhaps didn’t know an answer to a question. So until I know who is talking about it, I won’t have a comment on false allegations.

I give it until June or July that she's in the Senate.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:47 pm

War Wagon wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
Fester is Cuda, except Coods has a better sense of humor.
Congrats. That's the most unadulterated...the purest hyperbole ever posted here. You win an as yet to be determined prize.
It wasn't hyberole.

Coods gets a bad rap, and you felching cocksuckers grasp at straws annointing a putz like Fester as something other than a felching cocksucker.

Par for the course.

As for my prize, how about you off yourself as admin. Take it back in time.

With all due respect, this board has little cred w/out orc.

Everyone knows you’re an idiot, Whitey. You don’t have to keep hammering home the point. Cooter’s funnier than Fester? Jesus Christ.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:37 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/06/ ... index.html

In a nutshell.

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:09 pm

I'll see your Campbell and raise you a Michelle.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:46 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Everyone knows you’re an idiot, Whitey. You don’t have to keep hammering home the point. Cooter’s funnier than Fester? Jesus Christ.

Cuda is funnier than most folks on this board and velo's hyper-inflated, self-anointed "smack legend status" is as credible as Toddowen's heterosexuality.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:48 pm

Rasputin wrote:I'll see your Campbell and raise you a Michelle.

Wow.

Slaphead Malkin put two sentences together without using the word "freedom".

Impressive.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:06 pm

To late to really find out now.

She's been "tutored".

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:08 pm

Martyred wrote:Cuda is funnier than most folks on this board

Yes, in a laughing at him, not with him, kind of way.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:15 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Everyone knows you’re an idiot, Whitey. You don’t have to keep hammering home the point. Cooter’s funnier than Fester? Jesus Christ.

What else would you expect Goobs? Remember, this is the guy who thinks "Wizard of Id" is comedy gold.

Just you watch yourself, or he'll go all Sarge and Beetle Bailey your ass.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:42 pm

Cuda...funny? Yeah, in a moneyshot trampoline kind of way. That guy's got more protein dripping off of him than a butcher's apron.

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:33 pm

The WSJ knows why the left is still obsessed with trashing Sarah.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:55 pm

Dumbshit, it's the Republicans who are trashing her now.

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:08 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dumbfuck can't follow a link?

George F. Will, Ken Adelman, Frank Fukuyama, David Brooks--these are just a few names on the list of eminent experts who have declared that Sarah Palin is what's wrong with the Republican Party.

And the obsessed leftist losers I was refering to are the ones on this board and bottom feeders at the Puffington Post, Moveon et al. They can't stop smearing her because she IS the future.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:12 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Fester is Cuda, except Coods has a better sense of humor.
Congrats. That's the most unadulterated...the purest hyperbole ever posted here. You win an as yet to be determined prize.

Hyperbole, hell- it's pure horseshit. Fester is one of the funniest mofos on the inernets

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:14 pm

Martyred wrote:Cuda is funnier than most folks on this board

True- not hyperbole in the least.

but Fester IS funnier than I am

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:27 pm

The Republican Party won't notice the defection of a few experts in Washington, but the GOP can't exist without all those people who love Sarah Palin in Pennsylvania and Ohio and Florida. Republicans would be wise to pay more attention to the people, and less to the experts.

You mean just like all the thickheaded neanderfucks who did the same for W in 2000? All the ones who loved him because "they could have a beer with him" and "he's one of us" and "he's god-fearing man?" All those dipshits in "REAL America?" Talk about not learning from past mistakes. But, that's been the Right's MO for the last eight years.

Fucking dumbfucks. The dumber, the better. Some things never fucking change for you shit-eating pantload republicans. You won't learn from your mistakes, and you'll get curbed once again.

And I'll love it. Palin in 2012, definitely.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:28 pm

And the left is still obsessed with trashing Palin because she throws up softballs every god damn day. It's just too fucking easy.