check out my hot friend

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:44 pm

Boothfoto.com 214-224

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:44 pm

Your hot friend is a tripod?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:01 pm

He likes 'em hung.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:27 pm

That's a helluva costume...it looks like a chick.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:29 pm

Shoalzie wrote:That's a helluva costume...it looks like a chick.

Link?

I get nada on Boothfoto.com

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:32 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:That's a helluva costume...it looks like a chick.
Link?

I get nada on Boothfoto.com

Type in the link...then you have scan through the photos.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:04 pm

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:12 pm

Well, I geuss that's 'hot' by Jess' standards. At least the guy's surgeon made him some decent boobs.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:30 pm

You'd better parlay this "acting" thing into a lucrative career soon, Jess.

The bloom is coming off the rose quick with you. The "fat guy" schmo bit has pretty much run it's course.
Kevin James hitting the lights on the way out should have told you that.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:41 pm

Martyred wrote:The "fat guy" schmo bit has pretty much run it's course.
Kevin James hitting the lights on the way out should have told you that.

Not sure that that's what happened. Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill just cut in front of him

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:56 pm

[ = ]

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:18 pm

I'm just not buying Shelly Winters as "Ralph Kramden".

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:41 pm

Kinda funny the guy who works in movies can't look into the GD'n camera. Your lady friend looks pretty good in the first one but the face she makes in the fourth one is just hideous.

Have you ever had to shave a day in your life? You might be the only person who ages less than me. I'm 9+ years out of high school and I could probably still use my senior picture as my ID photo. The only difference with me is my hair is darker.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:46 pm

KC Scott wrote:[ = ]

Pretty close comparison...

He/she kind of looks like a friend from way way back...I was wondering what he was up to. He's dressing in drag and hanging out with Q-list actors. Good for him.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:14 am

Christ. jtrs rosacea is the same color as that chicks costume.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:30 am

Ana Ng wrote:I'm just not buying Shelly Winters as "Ralph Kramden".

heh heh...

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:32 am

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:39 am

Hot she is :)

barack is GOD · Post by **barack is GOD** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:40 am

Jess is truly enlightened!

She is a beautiful creature!

jtr, your star will shine for many years!!

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:50 pm

Ana Ng wrote:

RACK!!!!!

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:07 pm

Ana Ng wrote:

We have a winner...

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:17 pm

Rasputin wrote:Well, I geuss that's 'hot' by Jess' standards. At least the guy's surgeon made him some decent boobs.

wouldn't-a hurt to bob that schnozz a little while they were at it

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:11 pm

Just being fat ain't enough to play ralph cramden, jess.

Gotta have at least a hint of swarthiness goin' on. And you sir are about as swarthy as jessica simpson.

Next halloween try...uhhhh, I don't know. Santa, maybe?

Nahhhh.

How 'bout one of santa's elves?

Nahhh, not right either.

I guess anonymous fat nerd pretty much covers your entire range.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:30 pm

She is a beautiful creature!

ah, no.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:52 pm

what a fat fucking tard

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:48 am

Shoalzie wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:

We have a winner...

LOL - Who is/are those dudes?

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:37 am

those are some hot tits on that dude. not jess, assholes

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:38 pm

Anyone with the IQ of a bowl of mashed potatoes would have posted this pic and called it a day.

But not our boy jess.

Nope.

Jess has to keep mashing that submit button till the only question about his "hot friend" is "is it pre or post op?"

Nice job jess. Rack you, brother for keeping the amusement level up around here.

BTW, what do you suppose jess' BAC level is in this pic? I'll set the over under at about 12%. I'm guessing it's actually quite a bit lower. Jess can probably get to that face on about a sloe gin fiz and a half.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:50 am

Uh try 3 Jello shots (the party host made 400 of them) and a stiff long island ice tea.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:55 am

Jeebuz -- 1 long island had you drooling on your shoes?

Congrats on being officially named "The Troll Dins is most likely to pick up a bar tab for."

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:02 am

Dinsdale wrote:Jeebuz -- 1 long island had you drooling on your shoes?

He must've bonged it up his ass.

Either that, or they're standing over a table of ho-ho's just outta the picture.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:04 am

So IOW you were blasted fuck drunk and your alky goggles picked her out as "hot" and then you managed to booze-beg her into the photo booth?

All went well at first:

Then you probably grabbed her ass:

Then when you went all sloppy fat sweaty drunk guy tongue on her tits, and she ogre'd on you:

Yep. Just another day in the life of jtr - the 30 year old virgin.

Too bad. With a little foresight you could have scripted a movie on that topic and made millions.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:07 am

jtr wrote:Uh try 3 Jello shots (the party host made 400 of them) and a stiff long island ice tea.

Man up...man.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:13 am

Let it be shown for the record that I spent one of the most historic moments in my lifetime pissing myself laughing at a Jess pile-on.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:39 am

Nishlord wrote:Let it be shown for the record that I spent one of the most historic moments in my lifetime pissing myself laughing at a Jess pile-on.

So...

You've been a writer for multiple big-name periodicals, hosted some television show, and even worked next to a gay bar...

And piling-on Jess is one of your highlights?

Fuggin Limeys.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:42 am

I don't think he called it a highlight...he just pointed out that he had himself a hardy chuckle as we elected our next president.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:45 am

I heard that Diana died whilst laughing at an ASCII image of Jess in a Hamburglar costume.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:46 pm

If you scan all the pics there are a few more of me and her but as for the overall party I apparently was no match for the udder boys.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:12 pm

Jess, the world's starting to see America as something more than a load of big fat mongs. Don't spoil it just yet, please.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:12 pm

Unrack JSC for posting all those photos. I'm going to vomit.