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For these and other reasons Cindy is calling for a Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies on Wednesday, October 29, 2008. They are calling for prayer for the stock markets, banks, and financial institutions of the world on the date the stock market crashed in 1929. They are meeting at the New York Stock Exchange, the Federal Reserve Bank, and its 12 principal branches around the US that day.

“We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the 'Lion’s Market,' or God’s control over the economic systems,” she said. “While we do not have the full revelation of all this will entail, we do know that without intercession, economies will crumble.”
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go fuck yourself.
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Yikes! Would you let your children take candy from this woman?
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So far, I'm the only one who gets Nish's point...

Waiting...waiting...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Martyred wrote:So far, I'm the only one who gets Nish's point...

Waiting...waiting...

and I always figured that eurineclone was the catcher.
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Deep Marty, very deep.

I think they should prostate themselves before the giant petri dish and recite the following over and over again:

BuyLowSellHigh, BuyLowSellHigh
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Tom In VA wrote: I think they should prostate themselves before the giant petri dish and recite the following over and over again:
I'm with you Tom, we should repose our trust in a magical being....pray that god can lead us out of the financial mess we find ourselves in
get out, get out while there's still time
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No way dude, I'm down with the Prime Protoplasm Theory man.
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Hey EC - Stuck on a plane all week, I had recorded the latest in British "Comedy"- Watched 2 episodes of little Britain.

It sucked......... Badly.

Made Bennie Hill look Cerebral.

What is with you Brits?

OK - Points for Sasha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais and that's it/
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IMO, you're barking up the wrong tree here. Go to the library and pick up some P. G. Wodehouse. Not a lot of pictures, but if you have a sense of humor, you'll enjoy it.
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KC Scott wrote:Hey EC - Stuck on a plane all week, I had recorded the latest in British "Comedy"- Watched 2 episodes of little Britain.

It sucked......... Badly.

Made Bennie Hill look Cerebral.

What is with you Brits?

OK - Points for Sasha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais and that's it/
I despise Little Britain with all my heart. And yes, British comedy is at an all-time low. Thisis the only recent thing that has been remotely decent of late.
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Nishlord wrote: I despise Little Britain with all my heart.
I "get" the whole Brit/drag thing...it's just that...with Little Britain, you can see the jokes coming down 3rd Ave. in a Yellow Cab a mile away.

He's going to drop his pants...here go the pants...pants dropping any second now...pants about to hit the floor...
...aaaaaaaand there go the pants...CUT - NEXT SCENE....
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Nishlips wrote:British comedy is at an all-time low
:lol: :doh: Always has been. You either have to be high or drunk.
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Oh no. We had game once. Then we tried to start imitating your lot, and it all went downhill.
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Jerkovich wrote:
Nishlips wrote:British comedy is at an all-time low
:lol: :doh: Always has been. You either have to be high or drunk.
Are you fucking kidding? By saying that, you are dismissing Monty Python and Fawlty Towers.

Which of course, dismisses your opinion outright.

Get a clue retard, and a sense of humor.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:Get a clue retard, and a sense of humor.

Bro...

You're talking to Kevnic.


Why don't you just cry out for an end to disease, warfare, and famine while you're at it?
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Dinsdale wrote:Bro...

You're talking to Kevnic.


Why don't you just cry out for an end to disease, warfare, and famine while you're at it?
Yeah Dins, I know. Still, obvious or not, he still earned the smack upside his pointed dome.

It had to be done.
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At least he's not AP...


But he hangs out with him.
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Feeldix wrote:I'm with you Tom, we should repose our trust in a magical being....


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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:
Nishlips wrote:British comedy is at an all-time low
:lol: :doh: Always has been. You either have to be high or drunk.
Are you fucking kidding? By saying that, you are dismissing Monty Python and Fawlty Towers.

Which of course, dismisses your opinion outright.

Get a clue retard, and a sense of humor.
Where did you stop developing, 14? Grow up you dunce.

The only humor that is more retarded then Python is the garbage the Spanish channels dribble out.


Although I did laugh at The Meaning of Life, at least parts of it.
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I respect Jerknic more and more each day. This, my friends is a true Dunce...splayed out explicitly like an odiferous fruitcake before KFC Paul v.456's dripping maw. It's isn't your average Dunce that makes himself so readily available for abuse.

Seriously - what is it about the Fresno area that causes these folks to gather so thickly about the ankles? Something in the water they steal?
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Felix wrote:
Tom In VA wrote: I think they should prostate themselves before the giant petri dish and recite the following over and over again:
I'm with you Tom, we should repose our trust in a magical being...
That's pretty much what Obamessiah's counting on.

Change the gullible can believe in.
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And Doctor Who is still funnier than 90% of American 'comedies'.
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PSUFAN wrote:I respect Jerknic more and more each day. This, my friends is a true Dunce...splayed out explicitly like an odiferous fruitcake before KFC Paul v.456's dripping maw. It's isn't your average Dunce that makes himself so readily available for abuse.

Seriously - what is it about the Fresno area that causes these folks to gather so thickly about the ankles? Something in the water they steal?
God, you're stupid cocksucker. Fresno is well over three hours from where I live. Update your fucking spreadsheet twit (93420). Oh, and your 'abuse' is easily dismissed because it seems as if it is pounded out by 12 year old that has suffered at the hands of the neighborhood molester. Really, you're trying too hard and deflection doesn't wear well on you.
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So...have you ever considered that the advent of "rabbinical theology" and its subsequent metastasizing into the world's cultures--Islam and Christer cults, respectively-- has marked the actual "downfall" of humanity? That is, the severing from actual spiritual bearings which had been naturally developing--that is, a reverence of the earth and its processes--and the growth instead of ignorance, intolerance, and subjugation of women?

And you would dare to impugn a cow?

Consider that the current (unelected) cabal is led by a genuine Christer cultist, with prayer meetings and the whole bit. And...look at the job he's done. Consider former Sec'y of Interior James Watt, another genuine Christer, who said quite sincerely, "When the last tree falls, Jesus will return."

In short, take your "rabbinical theology" and try to swallow it all at once. You'll puke through your nose, of course, and then it will leak out your ass. But, you'll be better for it.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:
So...have you ever considered that the advent of "rabbinical theology" and its subsequent metastasizing into the world's cultures--Islam and Christer cults, respectively-- has marked the actual "downfall" of humanity? That is, the severing from actual spiritual bearings which had been naturally developing--that is, a reverence of the earth and its processes--and the growth instead of ignorance, intolerance, and subjugation of women?

And you would dare to impugn a cow?

Consider that the current (unelected) cabal is led by a genuine Christer cultist, with prayer meetings and the whole bit. And...look at the job he's done. Consider former Sec'y of Interior James Watt, another genuine Christer, who said quite sincerely, "When the last tree falls, Jesus will return."

In short, take your "rabbinical theology" and try to swallow it all at once. You'll puke through your nose, of course, and then it will leak out your ass. But, you'll be better for it.

Huh?

A)English translation please.
B)What does any of that have to do with BBC programes?
C)How do you like my sig?
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Stop bolding your fucking posts.

What part of "Tread lightly, faggot" did you fail to comprehend, jerkoff?
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