Big News or Just BS?

[Mikey]

How shocking to see Michelle pulling the race card here.


As I say, folks....we're entering into a new era of McCarthyizm. And you can thank your fellow liberal fuckstain for opening up this smelly can of worms.

How shocking for Toddmoron to believe anything he reads, no matter how unsubstantiated, as long as it fits his incredibly warped and myopic view of the universe.

[BSmack]

The only thing that article was missing was was a Nigerian PO box for Tardowen to send his life savings to.

[Mikey]

This item just in:

European Worldwide Press (EWP), an international news agency based in Panama City, reports that John McCain makes monthly trips to a small island off Madagascar to hunt human prey. Reportedly, the prey for these hunts is generally made up of South Asian laborers kidnapped from Dubai and shipped to Madagascar hidden in container cargo. According to EWP, McCain wears a loincloth and hunts down these targets with poison tipped arrows and spears, though as a rule he has a security detail armed with automatic weapons following him on the hunt.

EWP claims to have photos and videos, but will not release them until they decide to whom they will be released.

We will post more details as they become available.

[Nishlord]

Mrs Obama asked API to write a good story about her husband and that will earn API an invitation to the innoguration ceremony when, as she put it , her husband will be installed as the next President of the United States of America next year.

We're through the looking glass, people.

[Goober McTuber]

Mrs Obama asked API to write a good story about her husband and that will earn API an invitation to the innoguration ceremony when, as she put it , her husband will be installed as the next President of the United States of America next year.

Priceless.

[Mikey]

innoguration

Priceless.

Outstanding detective work, Goobs. You have outed mvscal as the actual source of the API piece.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Mrs Obama asked API to write a good story about her husband and that will earn API an invitation to the innoguration ceremony when, as she put it , her husband will be installed as the next President of the United States of America next year.

Priceless.

"I don't get it...Uhhhh, I mean...oh yeah! I get it!!! Ha! That's a good one!"

Sincerely, Cuda

[Cuda]

that is so beneath you

[Goober McTuber]

Not really.

[Cuda]

I didn't mean you, asshole

[Goober McTuber]

I know, dumbfuck.

[Cuda]

Good lord, Gobbles, if you acted any more like a 2nd Grader, you'd have Diego in Seattle chasing you with a fist full of roofies

[Mikey]

Dale Kemp said...
Three words can describe my mood over this news...GIDDY WITH JOY!!!

I can't wait to see what happens next.

Thanks for all the work you do to keep us informed.

October 21, 2008 2:44 AM

GIDDY WITH JOY!!! at 3:00 AM.

This guy prolly busted a nut at least 3 or 4 times reading through this stuff.

[Nishlord]

It means that I would be President, for a guaranteed 16 years. Or until I got bored with it. My first edict would be to change the name of your country to 'Cunt Planet'. Then I'd decree that all your money has images of mvscal with 'FUCK ME NEGRO BIG BOY' written across his arse.

[smackaholic]

you got my vote, mate.

[Smackie Chan]

Good lord, Gobbles, if you acted any more like a 2nd Grader, you'd have Diego in Seattle chasing you with a fist full of roofies

Good one.