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FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FAT YANKEE CUNTS! SUCKING YOUR DAD'S COCKS!

Etc.

I don't know who's going to win this year. I'm just here for the sig bets and flinging of ancient stereotypes.
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my buddys bro-inlaw, takes the ryder cup shit personally, he gets pissed, holds up in his basement for a day or so.

it is quite entertaining
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Ryder Cup?

What's that, a yacht race or something?
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This just demonstrates my theory that most golfers are fags. Brits too.
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I say that the Americans are going to win, simply because those fruity Euros will just get too cocky knowing Tiger is not there. although not letting Rocco play for the US might bite them in the ass as well.
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I'm in Euro. Tiger isn't there. Therefore the U.S. will win.

How long is the sig bet?
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It's already turning into a classic thread for the ages.
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How many strokes ya giving?
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I hope Romey brings out the Colin Montgomerie smack this week for old times sake.

Then again, I haven't listened to the show regularly since '02 so maybe he isn't even on the air anymore.
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Toddowen wrote:
RadioFan wrote:I'm in Euro.
Really? Then you must not mind having your willy slicked and slimed by several species of uncircumsized spew left there to gell and ferment. Have whatever you devise as fun in there, ya hear?
Rack.

Good homosmack is hard to come by these days.

I'll take that sig bet again you dentally challenged redcoat POS.
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Bucmonkey wrote:How many strokes ya giving?
Depends on how long it's been since his boyfriend's last spewage.
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smackaholic wrote:Good homosmack is hard to come by these days.
Since when did you give out racks as if they were dropped like a pedophiliac's pennies, faggot?
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Todd are you in or out on Nish's bet?

You want to call me out? Fine. Do it in another thread. This isn't rocket science.
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Nishlord wrote:FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FAT YANKEE CUNTS! SUCKING YOUR DAD'S COCKS!

Etc.

I don't know who's going to win this year. I'm just here for the sig bets and flinging of ancient stereotypes.
DAD"S COCKS?

Wouldn't that be Dad's cock or perhaps dads' cocks? Or do you have a multiphallic dad?

C'mon Nish. You're English. Make that an English dude that writes stuff for money.

I expect better from you.
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Degenerate wrote:I hope Romey brings out the Colin Montgomerie smack this week for old times sake.

Then again, I haven't listened to the show regularly since '02 so maybe he isn't even on the air anymore.

Romey? What the fuk. It's Romney. Mitt Romney and he dropped out a long time ago. Moron.
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smackaholic wrote:
Nishlord wrote:FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FAT YANKEE CUNTS! SUCKING YOUR DAD'S COCKS!

Etc.

I don't know who's going to win this year. I'm just here for the sig bets and flinging of ancient stereotypes.
DAD"S COCKS?

Wouldn't that be Dad's cock or perhaps dads' cocks? Or do you have a multiphallic dad?

C'mon Nish. You're English. Make that an English dude that writes stuff for money.

I expect better from you.
Yeah, but, er, you've all got the same Dad. Because you're that incestuous. Yeah, that'll do.
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admit it, nish... you were looking for this, weren't you?

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Cuda wrote:admit it, nish... you were looking for this, weren't you?

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And not surprisingly, Cooter knew where to find it.
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Nishlord wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Nishlord wrote:FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FAT YANKEE CUNTS! SUCKING YOUR DAD'S COCKS!

Etc.

I don't know who's going to win this year. I'm just here for the sig bets and flinging of ancient stereotypes.
DAD"S COCKS?

Wouldn't that be Dad's cock or perhaps dads' cocks? Or do you have a multiphallic dad?

C'mon Nish. You're English. Make that an English dude that writes stuff for money.

I expect better from you.
Yeah, but, er, you've all got the same Dad. Because you're that incestuous. Yeah, that'll do.
Now I"m really confused.

We're all sired from a single multi-dicked bloke?

And we are all double gay?

Still beats being a smelly snaggle toothed euro.
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The natural order is restored. Team USA goes back to an all honkey squad and the smelly euros have been pwnt.

Anybody got any good sigs for nish?
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The Americans' performance was a pleasant surprise to say the least...I gave them very little chance of winning with several Ryder Cup virgins on the squad. I didn't count them out because of the Tiger-factor...it had more to do with the new blood for the American side and the recent Euro dominance. This new crop on younger American players sets them up well for the upcoming Ryder Cup events. I didn't watch every second of the event but it was entertaining stuff when I did flip over to watch.
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I see Michleson was as impressive as ever in his Ryder Cup match. :lol:

The U.S. was lucky, very lucky that the Paddy and Sergio didn't post their normal game today or they'd have ran them for sure and laughed as Boo and Phil's spotted asses disappeared over the hill.
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Shoalzie wrote:The Americans' performance was a pleasant surprise to say the least...I gave them very little chance of winning with several Ryder Cup virgins on the squad. I didn't count them out because of the Tiger-factor...it had more to do with the new blood for the American side and the recent Euro dominance. This new crop on younger American players sets them up well for the upcoming Ryder Cup events. I didn't watch every second of the event but it was entertaining stuff when I did flip over to watch.
It's alot simpler than that. The yanks simply had a good week. They could play again next week and lose.

I kinda prefer to go with the idiot racist "see what happens when we keep them colored folks in the caddyshack" explanation.
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JaysFan wrote:The U.S. was lucky, very lucky that the Paddy and Sergio didn't post their normal game today or they'd have ran them for sure and laughed as Boo and Phil's spotted asses disappeared over the hill.
Blame Faldo for sending out Paddy last. Bottom line is that he still lost to Chad Campbell and he was behind most of the match anyways.

As far as Sergio goes, fuck that piece of shit. Trying to get that unplayable was freaking laughable. Kim beat his ass all over the course, so I wouldn't exactly call that luck.
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MuchoBulls wrote:As far as Sergio goes, fuck that piece of shit. Trying to get that unplayable was freaking laughable.
He learned from the master. Seve.

As for his performance, I did read that Sergio had been taking antibiotics for an infection and was feeling pretty run down.

Interesting story on the US captain:

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/rydercup ... id=3598344
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Goober McTuber wrote:He learned from the master. Seve.

As for his performance, I did read that Sergio had been taking antibiotics for an infection and was feeling pretty run down.

Interesting story on the US captain:

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/rydercup ... id=3598344
I chuckled when Johnny Miller said the same thing about Seve.

I heard about Azinger's strategy on the radio Friday afternoon on my drive home from work. He surely made every correct decision. Miller trying to backtrack on his earlier comments on his selection of J.B. Holmes was pretty priceless as well.
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JaysFan wrote:I see Michleson was as impressive as ever in his Ryder Cup match.
fuck that lard ass-disappointing should be his middle name
The U.S. was lucky, very lucky that the Paddy and Sergio didn't post their normal game today
Harrington-yeah, but his match really wouldn't have made any difference had it gone the other way

Sergio ran into a buzz saw and probably wouldn't have won even with his A game...Kim was on fiyah
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how that guy generates that much power from a 3/4 swing is beyond me...I'm betting he's snapped (or collapsed) quite a few drivers
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Felix wrote:
MuchoBulls wrote: J.B. Holmes
how that guy generates that much power from a 3/4 swing is beyond me...I'm betting he's snapped (or collapsed) quite a few drivers
I thought he was going to fall over on his tee shot on 17.
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