The Birds and The Boys

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:29 am

Go back to StuckNut, then.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:30 am

Btw, this game is insane.

The only thing bringing it down for me is the fact that Tony Kornholer never shuts the FUCK up and is trying to "explain" how "America" feels.

Fuck Off, Tony K, and DIE. Seriously.

Somebody slip that guy an E.Coli-infested chicken wing or something.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:31 am

rhymenocerous wrote:Go back to StuckNut, then.

EAFD

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:37 am

OK, RF ... you pimped your Stucknut buddies and then got off your requisite blast on [insert announcer here].

You can now leave this thread with a clear heart.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:43 am

At the rate this game is going, Philadelphia, at some point is going to have to make a 2-point conversion.

Does Reid have the cojones to do what the Rat did? Nope.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:47 am

Hmmm... looks like I'll have to revise my "Uncle Orcinus" estimate.

Sucks for you, RF.

That guy, I want in my corner.

Damage control time.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:49 am

War Wagon wrote:"Uncle Orcinus" estimate.

:?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:49 am

RadioFan wrote:At the rate this game is going, Philadelphia, at some point is going to have to make a 2-point conversion.

Does Reid have the cojones to do what the Rat did? Nope.

Probably right.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:55 am

I just knew the players were going to have to take Oxygen at halftime.

Sin,

Kornholer.

31-30, Dallas.

Btw, what's this thing called "scoring" all about?

Sin, Griefs Fan. :cry:

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:03 am

btw, ...

The Birds and the Boys

Is this what I hear our 'progressives' want taught in pubic school sex ed these days?

Or not?

Ok.
Somebody have some 'nards and go for two.

Carry on .........

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:08 am

Pop, quick, ask Wags.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:21 am

Is it me or does Dawkins try and suplex everyone he attempts to tackle?

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:23 am

Wow.... this game just keeps going. There have been some great defensive plays.. ut nither team seems to be able to stop the other. At least they held em to three that last time.

Great return by Demps- now lets make it a 10 point game

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:26 am

TWO fumbles by Westie?

Yikes.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:29 am

rhymenocerous wrote:...and then got off your requisite blast on [insert announcer here].

I'm not one to dog announcers, but RF does have a solid point with Kornheiser.

I just heard this fool say that the Cowboys were bigger than the Yankees. What? Who cares? Nice timing.

Not to debate the point, because there wasn't one. Just another media dumbfuck trying to make himself the story rather than the game itself.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:29 am

The last one was by McNabb, according to the announcers.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:30 am

rhymenocerous wrote:TWO fumbles by Westie?

Yikes.

Both problems with the handoff from Mcnabb. Not sure who to put them on.. but dumbfuck mistake in a game this close when you had great field position and a chance to put your boot on their throat. FUCK!

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:33 am

BBMarley wrote:
rhymenocerous wrote:TWO fumbles by Westie?

Yikes.
Both problems with the handoff from Mcnabb. Not sure who to put them on.. but dumbfuck mistake in a game this close when you had great field position and a chance to put your boot on their throat. FUCK!

Ballgame.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:33 am

This game is either a fantasy footballer's wet dream ... or nightmare.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:35 am

rhymenocerous wrote:This game is either a fantasy footballer's wet dream ... or nightmare.

Tell me about it...

Sin,
The guy who had Westbrook and the Cowboys Defense

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:40 am

Welcome to the game, L.J.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:43 am

Nice no-call on the facemask/horse-collar combo.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:50 am

Can the cowgirls tackle Westbrook without grabbing his face mask?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:50 am

jiminphilly wrote:Can the cowgirls tackle Westbrook without grabbing his face mask?

apparently not

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:52 am

Wow.

BAD sack.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:54 am

AWESOME game to watch.

/s/

Arena League

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:55 am

Horrible. Suck.

Almost like watching a Chiefs game in '08. Fuck.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:55 am

41-37 your final.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:55 am

brutal 4th down call.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:57 am

Cowboys win the game but do nothing to distance themselves from the Eagles. This division is up for grabs.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:58 am

.m2 wrote:brutal 4th down call.

only Boise State can pull a play like that off :D

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:00 am

jiminphilly wrote:Cowboys win the game but do nothing to distance themselves from the Eagles.

LOL ... nothing except for that one-game lead which, last time anyone checked, is all that matters.

Just a flesh wound, eh?

Spin away, Black Knight.

ps ... go fuck yourself, felix.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:02 am

rhymenocerous wrote:
ps ... go fuck yourself, felix.

:D :D

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:15 am

Maybe the Eagles and McNabb will remember they have one of the most electrifying wide receivers in the NFL.

6 catches 110 yards.... but just one pass to him in the second half.

Oh yeah, he now has an NFL record for going over 100 yards in his first 2 games.

Could you imagine the Cowboys with guy (they passed on him in the draft) ?

Jerry Jones is an idiot.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:28 am

.m2 wrote:Maybe the Eagles and McNabb will remember they have one of the most electrifying wide receivers in the NFL.

6 catches 110 yards.... but just one pass to him in the second half.

Oh yeah, he now has an NFL record for going over 100 yards in his first 2 games.

Could you imagine the Cowboys with guy (they passed on him in the draft) ?

Jerry Jones is an idiot.

He had a few drops when the ball was thrown to him.

The cowgirls did a decent job in coverage much like the Iggles did on Owens. It opened up the middle of the field. The Eagles didn't capitalize like the Cowgirls did.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:36 am

All McNabb has to do... is throw the ball as far as he can, and DeSean will go get it.

He's the fastest wide receiver in the NFL.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:44 am

.m2 wrote:All McNabb has to do... is throw the ball as far as he can, and DeSean will go get it.

He's the fastest wide receiver in the NFL.

someone else handle this shit? I'm going to bed.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:45 am

rhymenocerous wrote:ps ... go fuck yourself, felix.

Whew, looks like felix got off with a warning, Wags.

Lucky me.

Wags: Thoughts?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:27 am

Very entertaining game last night but can someone either hose down or slap a muzzle on Kornheiser? He's getting more obnoxious with each game...

We saw two of the best teams in the NFL play last night and this was definitely one of those games where the last team that had the ball would win. Neither defense was worth writing home...last night proved that both teams are loaded with weapons and the Eagles are still without Curtis and Brown at receiver.

The lasting image of last night will be the DeSean Jackson brain fart/premature jubilation...Reid should've benched him for doing that. I thought Tirico was crazy when he initially thought he didn't cross the plane with the ball but it took a couple replays to confirm that he wasn't even close. An absolute moron play...at least T.O. or Ocho Stinko would make sure they got in the end zone before they started their "spontaneous" celebration.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:31 am

D. Jackson would be running shit-play laps from now 'til November if I was his coach ... or m0derator.