It's Raiders week at Arrowhead!

joe6pac · Post by **joe6pac** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:37 pm

This has all the makings of an instant classic. A packed Terrorhead (for a half anyway) (well maybe). Two hated rivals meeting once again. This game could very well determine the winner of the $20 bet that the Raiders number 1 fan Poptart has with the Chiefs Faithfull.

Supposed to be thunder storms so maybe no one will show up, Dustin Colquit will be the game MVP

Chiefs 2
Duh's 0

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:36 am

Time was when a Raiders/Chiefs thread would have 3 pages by now and draw in just about every honk hovering around with it's gravitational pull... I miss those times, but remain undaunted.

I am the only true Chiefs fan... wait... that was in place far, far away and a long time ago... but I loved the reaction. :D

So what do we have here? Buncha' sissy ass fans both licking their wounds after one measley game?

Fuck that noise.

Damon Huard being the starter is a wish come true. Did I not say the best result in NE would be if Croyle got knocked out? Yes, I did... fucking RACK! me. Little did I know that we'd actually be in the game at the time.

Now then, are we supposed to feel sorry for the even more pathetic Raiders and their shit talking (sup James, is your asshole still sore?) brethren?

HELL NO!

Huard throws for 300 yards, LJ rushes for a hundy and one TD, Gonzo and Bowe score two TD's apiece, and the Kansas City motherfucking Chiefs destroy the hated Raiders 38-10.

Sounds like a plan.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:30 am

Word from Kiffin today is that some of the Raiders tried too hard yesterday, resulting in error.

ummm ....

Somebody pull the kid off the swing set and rub his face in the dirt.

KC v. Oakland:

Both teams run the ball all day long and neither defense really stops them.
Oakland makes a couple more plays in the passing game and wins 24-20.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:46 am

poptart wrote: Both teams run the ball all day long and neither defense really stops them.
Oakland makes a couple more plays in the passing game and wins 24-20.

I'm not sensing much conviction there, but thanks for the try.

How'd McFadden do in his first game. btw? Is he a ROY candidate yet?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:02 am

Looked pretty good.

9 carries, 46 yds.
1 reception, 11 yds.

Got dinged on a BLATANT cheap shot and had to leave the game.

No flag. lol

So it goes.

Btw, I never called him for ROY.

YOU called him to definitely suck.

Get your facts straight if you want to run your hole.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:24 am

joe6pac wrote:maybe no one will show up

Reminds me of the good’ole days when we used to caravan east on I-70 and turn that stadium half orange!

BTW TFLB,
You need to post some pics of "party cove"!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:43 am

poptart wrote: Got dinged on a BLATANT cheap shot and had to leave the game.

No Way!

Well, let's hope he's good to go soon enough. Wouldn't want him to miss out on his first Arrowhead experience. Though he's pretty familiar with getting smacked around by Mizzou, this needs to be another memory to file away for posterity's sake.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:06 pm

Broncos/Bolts ain't gonna be much better

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:22 pm

Cuda wrote:Broncos/Bolts ain't gonna be much better

Memories of the beating your team took from us at home last year?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:26 pm

Until proven otherwise, the Broncos monday night performance is an abberation. Without Merroidman, the Chargers are going to be a few weeks figuring out how it's going to work. Cripple Fight.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:30 pm

I predict whoever wins this epic battle still sucks ass.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:46 pm

Have to agree with one of mvscal's earlier points in another thread.

Sandy Eggo is a slow-starter, even without Norvell. I seem to remember an 0-5 start in the mid-90s that turned into an AFC West title, and I think the Chargers will be fine without the post-cycled Merriman this season and beyond. If Rivers/Tomlinson/Gates can stay healthy, this team will remain in the AFC West discussion.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:52 pm

rhymenocerous wrote: If Rivers/Tomlinson/Gates can stay healthy, this team will remain in the AFC West discussion.

One out of three.

As long as LT is in the mix, they have a good shot in this weak assed division.

Without him, they're a one-dimensional collection of scrubs who'll be lucky to win six games. And that's being generous.

joe6pac · Post by **joe6pac** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:43 pm

godzilla2002 wrote:
joe6pac wrote:maybe no one will show up
Reminds me of the good’ole days when we used to caravan east on I-70 and turn that stadium half orange!

BTW TFLB,
You need to post some pics of "party cove"!

I would but I haven't been to the cove this year. We have one at Lake Perry that's not too far away from me (big party this weekend). How's Chatfield?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:45 am

KC RuPaul 3.0 wrote:
Chefs- 20
Raydahs- 13

^^^ Kiss of Death

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:21 am

Rams fan says what?

Go worry about your own shit team, we'll worry about ours.

This year.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:29 pm

I wouldn't start Thigpen, but other than that... no.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:34 pm

One of the talking heads, can't recall now who it was, was jocking Thigpen this off-season, saying he was going to be this year's Derek Anderson.

Take that with a grain of ... bacon grease, Chef fan.

Oakland showed NO pass rush v. Dungver and receivers seemed to be open all night long.

You're at home -- what better time to see what the kid can do?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:41 pm

e wrote: i think you meant to say, "if the chiefs and raiders don't leave the division, this team will remain in the AFC West discussion."

Stop using words that hurt.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:18 pm

War Wagon wrote:LJ rushes for a hundy and one TD

:swoon:

/s/
Enigmas

this actually might turn out to be an entertaining game to watch

all things considered, I'll give the chefs the homefield edge here

KC-21
duds-16

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:54 am

joe6pac wrote:How's Chatfield?

It’s a puddle compared to the lakes you go to but we do okay. I’ll be taking the 12volt TV this weekend to watch football at the curiosity dock. Not sure what the early games are going to be but can’t beat booze, boating and football

RJ · Post by RJ » Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:11 pm

Raiders-21
Queefs-17

Raider Loco · Post by **Raider Loco** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:31 pm

ESPN is reporting that Lane will be fired regardless of the out come of today's game. We are so fucked up, I've never bet against my team to lose a game but since there's no money in it why change!

Raiders 13
Chiefs 10

RJ · Post by RJ » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:43 pm

Raider Loco wrote:ESPN is reporting that Lane will be fired regardless of the out come of today's game.

Yep. Its why Lofton was hired in the first place. I also heard Rathman might be in line for the job too.

Where do I start?

Eseentially, Kiff sealed his fate earlier this week when he flat out confirmed what we all knew: That Ryan AND Al run the defensive side of the ball, and he has no say over that or personel decisions. Ryan then had a press conference where he lashed out at Kiffin for basically being called a "yes man" and a "puppet" to Al (even though he really IS a fucking "yes man" and a puppet to Al) and blamed the loss on his horrid fucking defensive scheme. (which would lead me to believe two things at this point-that he truly does fucking suck at his job, and that his "yes man" persona kicked in and he took the bullet for Al's defensive calls)

Some may call Kiff a "whiner", and to some degree I would go along with that-but he had no other choice but to use the media at this juncture to show what is really going on with our Oakland Raiders. Its known that Al has closed his door on him, and Kiff wanted to kick Ryan's dumbass to the curb after last year, so no dice there either.

To sum it all up, Kiff is getting fired because he isnt a brown nosing yes man who's willing to go along with Al's patented "loser blueprint" of picking his own shit subpar players and using his own antiquated schemes.....

Kiff could've definitely handled it better, and when he matures a little more he probably will-as the Chiefs/Bolts coach.

Mark it down-if Edwards gets the boot and Kiff wants to stick it hard to Al (like so many former coaches have done), our division will now have 3 previous coaches under Al who will be kicking his cunt in year in and year out. Nice fucking legacy, old man.

Fuck Al Davis.

Its a damn shame he's destroyed the franchise the way he has.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:36 pm

RJ wrote:
Raider Loco wrote:ESPN is reporting that Lane will be fired regardless of the out come of today's game.
Yep. Its why Lofton was hired in the first place. I also heard Rathman might be in line for the job too.

Saw the supposed leak this morning - it's either Lofton or.................... Paul Hackett

I'd laugh but to be honest, it's such a trainwreck in Oakland, it's past funny

RJ · Post by RJ » Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:46 pm

And literally a half hour after I post about this, here it is:

profootballtalk wrote:DAVIS ORDERED RYAN TO REBUT KIFFIN
Posted by Mike Florio on September 14, 2008, 11:51 a.m.
When Raiders defensive coordinator Rob Ryan launched into a tirade during which he declared his respect for the chain of command and then violated it by bitching publicly about his boss, coach Lane Kiffin, we presumed that someone higher up in the chain of command than Kiffin had compelled Ryan to do it.

And, for a change, this blind squirrel is feasting on acorn.

Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that owner Al David “ordered” Ryan to meet with the media and rebut Kiffin’s suggestion that Ryan deals not with Kiffin but with Davis when it comes to the defense.

We do we have a feeling that Kiffin will soon be working as an unpaid offensive consultant with the Broncos?

Yeah Slob Ryan, you arent a fucking puppet or yes man.

Cunt.

RJ · Post by RJ » Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:48 pm

KC Scott wrote:
I'd laugh but to be honest, it's such a trainwreck in Oakland, it's past funny

Save the laughs for your own shit franchise that Queen Carl has been wrecking for many, many years.

Both of our franchises totally blow cock for essentially the same reason: The fucking owners.

Fuck.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:20 pm

RJ wrote:
KC Scott wrote:
Both of our franchises totally blow cock for essentially the same reason: The fucking owners.

You forgot - Ours died.

The Son owns it now - his patience won't be the same as the old man.

It's already pre-determined this is Peterson's last season.
The real question is it Herm's also?

RJ · Post by RJ » Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:50 pm

Rich Gannon is one of commentators for this game.....and he's Raider homering it and getting excited.

RACK

Man, I miss the hell out of that Silver and Black bleeding cat. I'd love to see HIM become our head coach and tell Al to shove it up his ass when tried to meddle (which he would in a fucking heartbeat-the man doesnt even recognize the words "taking shit from anyone", let alone ever be caught dead doing it.)

I love the way the motherfucker used to grab/scream/disgustingly call timeouts when players werent in the right formations.....thing of beauty, that was.

Gru didnt run the offense-Gannon did. The guy is literally a member of Mensa, and I have no doubt he'd be a great coach.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:56 pm

This is fucking pathetic.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:57 pm

Damn, this game is painful to watch.

rotating QBs is never a good idea -

Give Kiffin a gift W on his way out the door

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:01 pm

Forgot to mention - LJ still blocks like a bitch

Watching Huard get hammered on that Mac blitz and LJ waving at him like a flag in the wind

Just suck

RJ · Post by RJ » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:02 pm

KC Scott wrote: Give Kiffin a gift W on his way out the door

As well as a Chiefs job application to fill out.

Rich Gannon, Head Coach of the Raiders FTW!

RJ · Post by RJ » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:13 pm

Another shit game plan for the offense.

Go fuck yourself, Kiff. You wont be missed.

RJ · Post by RJ » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:19 pm

e wrote:this is a rough one to watch

It wouldnt be if Kiff's dumb ass would STOP running fucking DMac up the GODDAMN MIDDLE. Fuck you, Kiff.

Curry fucking sucks. He's a shell of what he once was, and he needs to be fucking cut yesterday.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:21 pm

Damien McIntosh is fucking worthless at RT - he can't run block or protect.

May as well stick Herb Taylor in there and see what he can do

RJ · Post by RJ » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:26 pm

KC Scott wrote:Damien McIntosh is fucking worthless at RT - he can't run block or protect.

May as well stick Herb Taylor in there and see what he can do

Wont matter. Burgess is back to being 100% healthy, and that means he's back to being a top 5 pass rusher.

Kiff should be fired at halftime. He is misusing the FUCK out of DMac.....then again, what did I expect from the twat that uttered this after our Monday night beatdown:

Lane Kiffin wrote:He praised the rookie for running hard and taking gains that were there, rather than trying to bounce everything outside “make everything a 50-yard run.”

Yeah, why play to a guys strengths and risk getting a touchdown when you can get 3-4 yards in a cloud of dust?

Fucking idiot.

Is this guy even listening to the incomprehensible stupidity spilling out of his damn mouth?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:34 pm

e wrote:this is a rough one to watch

That may be the under statement of the year.

Watching this is enough to make one swear off football. I feel sorry for the poor schmucks who are witnessing this in person. I bet half the seats are empty before the 3rd quarter even starts.

Why the fuck did they take Huard out? Thigpen wouldn't even make a decent Arena League QB.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:50 pm

e wrote:why the hell did that raider touch the ball?!?!?

D touched first

RJ · Post by RJ » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:56 pm

McFadden TD baby!!!

Of course, the outside pays massive dividends for us regarding DMac.

Fuck you Kiff. Pull your head out of your ass, dickhead-he's our best offensive weapon.