Constantine...

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:59 pm

...anybody heard anything interesting about Keanu's new movie? It looks pretty badass from the previews...

the_ouskull

ElTaco · Post by **ElTaco** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:25 pm

That is about all I've seen too is the preview and it looks promissing.

-ET

tomas8 · Post by **tomas8** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:06 pm

ElTaco wrote:That is about all I've seen too is the preview and it looks promissing.

-ET

dude, i watched open water a few nights ago, you were dead on! wtf was that all about?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:57 pm

I read Hellblazer in junior high and early high school. My favorite comic book.

Friend works for Village Roadshow and she said test audiences have really liked it, but didn't think there was enough action. British audiences familiar with the comic were unhappy that an American was playing John. American audiences, I'm sure, are pleased they weren't forced to witness KEanu trying a british accent.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:11 pm

Hellblazer is one of my favorite DC/Vertigo titles ever.

I still read it. I think it looks like they did a pretty good job. I'll most certainly go catch this one in the theaters

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:17 pm

rack hbo on feb 28th showing matrix trilogy all in a row!

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:24 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:British audiences familiar with the comic were unhappy that an American was playing John. American audiences, I'm sure, are pleased they weren't forced to witness KEanu trying a british accent.

Wish I'd tried talking like the British, instead of playing Robin Hood
with an American accent!

Sin, Kevin Costner
:P

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:32 pm

Funkywhiteboy wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:British audiences familiar with the comic were unhappy that an American was playing John. American audiences, I'm sure, are pleased they weren't forced to witness KEanu trying a british accent.
Wish I'd tried talking like the British, instead of playing Robin Hood
with an American accent!

Sin, Kevin Costner
:P

thats nothing-------

connery playing a russian with heavy scotch accent

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:59 pm

mvscal wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:American audiences, I'm sure, are pleased they weren't forced to witness KEanu trying a british accent.
...again.

I just saw Coppola's Dracula. Keeenow sucked horsecock and swallowed. What a joke that was.

Before that movie, I thought Keanu and his Gus Van Zant movie might prove a decent actor. Dracula and Much Ado About Nothing were painful to watch.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:01 pm

the_ouskull wrote:...anybody heard anything interesting about Keanu's new movie? It looks pretty badass from the previews...

the_ouskull

Does your husband golf?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 3:58 am

Constantine wasn't too bad. I enjoyed it.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:37 pm

mvscal wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:American audiences, I'm sure, are pleased they weren't forced to witness KEanu trying a british accent.
...again.

I just saw Coppola's Dracula. Keeenow sucked horsecock and swallowed. What a joke that was.

oldman made up for it

even hopkins enjoyed hamming it up

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:17 am

mothster wrote:
Funkywhiteboy wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:British audiences familiar with the comic were unhappy that an American was playing John. American audiences, I'm sure, are pleased they weren't forced to witness KEanu trying a british accent.
Wish I'd tried talking like the British, instead of playing Robin Hood
with an American accent!

Sin, Kevin Costner
:P
thats nothing-------

connery playing a russian with heavy scotch accent

Actually, the character of Capt. Ramius was Lithuanian. :P

Costner trying a Brit accent might not have been better, but it probably
would have made the "Prince Of Thieves" movie a cult favorite
for the attempt.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:48 pm

Funkywhiteboy wrote:
mothster wrote:
Funkywhiteboy wrote: Wish I'd tried talking like the British, instead of playing Robin Hood
with an American accent!

Sin, Kevin Costner
:P
thats nothing-------

connery playing a russian with heavy scotch accent
Actually, the character of Capt. Ramius was Lithuanian. :P

Costner trying a Brit accent might not have been better, but it probably
would have made the "Prince Of Thieves" movie a cult favorite
for the attempt.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:51 pm

Funkywhiteboy wrote:
mothster wrote:
Funkywhiteboy wrote: Wish I'd tried talking like the British, instead of playing Robin Hood
with an American accent!

Sin, Kevin Costner
:P
thats nothing-------

connery playing a russian with heavy scotch accent
Actually, the character of Capt. Ramius was Lithuanian. :P

Costner trying a Brit accent might not have been better, but it probably
would have made the "Prince Of Thieves" movie a cult favorite
for the attempt.

What exactly did a British accent sound like in 1215?

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:22 pm

BSmack wrote:
Funkywhiteboy wrote:
mothster wrote: thats nothing-------

connery playing a russian with heavy scotch accent
Actually, the character of Capt. Ramius was Lithuanian. :P

Costner trying a Brit accent might not have been better, but it probably
would have made the "Prince Of Thieves" movie a cult favorite
for the attempt.
What exactly did a British accent sound like in 1215?

most likely norman :o

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:42 pm

mothster wrote:
connery playing a russian with heavy scotch accent

Russians should always be played with a heavy Vodka accent. I thought everybody knew that

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:03 pm

Cuda wrote:
mothster wrote:
connery playing a russian with heavy scotch accent

Russians should always be played with a heavy Vodka accent. I thought everybody knew that

a bit kamchatka, maybe minsk

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:29 pm

mothster wrote:
Cuda wrote:
mothster wrote:
connery playing a russian with heavy scotch accent

Russians should always be played with a heavy Vodka accent. I thought everybody knew that
a bit kamchatka, maybe minsk

Rack all RISK references

WAR IRTUSK

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:43 am

Was worth the 5 dollar admission price
I went on cheap bastards tuesday
I refuse to pay $15 to see a movie with Keanu Reeves

T1B

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