Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:03 am

I was trying to hook up with an ugly woman now? You being fucking uglier than sin? Well, now I'm amused.

I mean ugly. I should have sent you an ass pic too.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:08 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I was trying to hook up with an ugly woman now? You being fucking uglier than sin? Well, now I'm amused.

I mean ugly. I should have sent you an ass pic too.

You did send your fat, dimpled ass.
I must say, I've never seen a man with cellulite on their ass and thighs.
Talk about hail damage. It's a shame, really, that a fat man with a fucked up grille and a big walleye, has to be cursed with middle age spread and cellulite as well.

And speaking of shameful things, whoever you got those panties off must have been a real looker before you killed her and stuck her in your crawlspace twenty years ago.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:09 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
Chyna wrote:

Oh my God. I'm a pathological liar? Because I posted a link to a picture of prancing about in a dead hooker's yellowed grannypanties?

So, if I tell you you looked hawt in them panties would you take a pic of yourself in a red teddy for me??
I swear I won't share them.
I wish you were attractive so it would be cool and all. You are the ugliest female that has posted on the boards in 10 years or so. I'll even take sides with Rumps on this one also.

So, is that a no on the red teddy pic??

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 31, 2008 1:10 am

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:10 am

IKYABWAI works in your region too.

Remember Margaret, this IS a smack board. Try to keep up.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:15 am

Atomic Punk wrote:IKYABWAI works in your region too.

Remember Margaret, this IS a smack board. Try to keep up.

Who is Margaret? Is that your stage name when you crossdress, or was that the dead hooker you stole the underwear from?

Seriously, are you still taking picture requests??

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:25 am

You keep asking aboot Margaret Hamilton. Google it and see what I'm talking about.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:38 am

Atomic Punk wrote:You keep asking aboot Margaret Hamilton. Google it and see what I'm talking about.

[1983]I know what it is, it's yo mama's picture.[/1983]

Ok, I've dumbed it down for you and you still can't keep up.

Hey, Mi..eeerrr AP, tell me, do you still talk to those old fat bitches from the Star forum?
You know, the tabloid message boards you belonged to just to bang chicks.
The chicks you traveled cross country to bang?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:42 am

Atomic Punk wrote:That was to me?

Uhm, no.

It was to the other guy who sent out pics of himself in womens' underwear.

Sorry for the confusion.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:43 am

Chyna wrote:The chicks you traveled cross country to bang?

Strippers?

Freaky?

A/S/L?

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:15 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Chyna wrote:The chicks you traveled cross country to bang?

Strippers?

Freaky?

A/S/L?

Nah, boring house-fraus that liked to talk about J-Lo and Brad all day long. They were mostly at least 55 or over.
AP- A.K.A. Austin liked to flirt with these women,and tried to "hook up" with them.
He would send them pics of male models and claim they were him.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:18 am

The Big Pickle wrote:JACKASS007?????

After the troll invasion of the National Enquirer message board I stayed and recruited a couple of those cunts. Who was the fat bitch from down under? I brought that amazon, big titted, chick with a dikkk from Queensland to the trolls.

They loved me over at National Enquirer. :D

AP may be a Jackass, however, he wasn't the Jackass at NE.
He went by the handle "Austin"- complete with a faggy male model avatar.
Some of the older, lonelier chicks fell for his schtick. . it was quite sad.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:22 am

BTW, where did AP go?
Let me guess, he's banging one of the many hawt, freaky 20 somethings he runs with.
Or could he be doing what I asked him to and snapping the pic of him in a red teddy??

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:29 am

The Big Pickle wrote:
Chyna wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:JACKASS007?????

After the troll invasion of the National Enquirer message board I stayed and recruited a couple of those cunts. Who was the fat bitch from down under? I brought that amazon, big titted, chick with a dikkk from Queensland to the trolls.

They loved me over at National Enquirer. :D
AP may be a Jackass, however, he wasn't the Jackass at NE.
He went by the handle "Austin"- complete with a faggy male model avatar.
Some of the older, lonelier chicks fell for his schtick. . it was quite sad.

God, that's pathetic! What a LOOOOOOOSER!

Oh you have no idea.
I believe the panties he was wearing in that pic came from one of the regulars who went by the nic Starwatcher.
One of the women from that forum met her and described her as being a dirty, smelly, fat hippie chick with no sense of style.
That's our AP, always reaching for the stars.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:34 am

"austin" was the name. Not "Austin." Damn that was back in 2002 or 2003? It was a simple Brad Pitt avatard that the bitches fell for. You're right on this one and I'll back you up here Chyna. Some of those bitches actually wanted to hook up.

I remember this one girlie that had a younger sister that dug me. I forget their names, but Caddy would have been proud. I'm trying to remember their names now. Pickle was there too? Jonhny Rembrant?

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:40 am

The Big Pickle wrote:I'm pretty sure he hooked up with that amazon from Austrialia too. I think her name was Missjo. Remember her?

Yes, I remember her. I remember you posting and being banned from there as well.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:43 am

The Big Pickle wrote:I stuck around NE for about a year after the troll invasion. I was the one that brought over Missjo from Austrialia. Remember her??????

Oh yeah, I trolled under the nic "The Big Pickle". Big surprise, huh?

I remember. Do you remember who I trolled as?

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:46 am

The Big Pickle wrote:
Chyna wrote:
I remember. Do you remember who I trolled as?

Please tell!!!

Check your pm's.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:53 am

The Big Pickle wrote:
Chyna wrote:
Check your pm's.

WOWSA!!!

I had some good times with Red too. hehehehehehehe

She was a tough old broad, I kind of miss going toe to toe with her.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:08 am

Atomic Punk wrote:You are the ugliest female that has posted on the boards in 10 years or so.

guy in womens panties says what?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat May 31, 2008 11:58 am

Yes, and what better way to land the classy, take-her-home-to-mom, girl of your dreams than to roll up on gossip-rag message boards with Brad Pitt as your avatard and start hitting up fugly pear-shaped middle-aged women with PM cock shots?

Laughing forever here, sorry!

The more revelations that come out about Atomic Drunk the more we realize that he is, without a doubt, TEH biggest fucking squirrel to ever grace these boards.

Yes, AP, we know about your stable of 27 yr old hotties, but to date, all we have for evidence is the now famous interweb classic pic of twinkletoes YOU prancing around in a pair of panties that are big enough to fit Siamese Rumplewives.

Sack the fuck up and produce some pics of your hottie girlfriend(s) or continue to be the frontrunner for biggest internet loser of the 21st century.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat May 31, 2008 12:12 pm

poptart wrote:... Siamese Rumplewives.

3 pages of scroll wheel speed reading this not even good enough for trots abortion of a thread made worthwhile by 2 words.

thanks for making me laugh, paahtaah.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:45 pm

bwahahaha! Rack poptart

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat May 31, 2008 5:26 pm

The only "Golden Rule" I see around here is that if you wait long enough, somebody goes mental.

Warren giving out his name and challenging people to fights?
AP in women's underpants?
Pickle posting pics of his dad in a coffin??

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Some of you fukkers need to be committed.

fix · Post by **fix** » Sat May 31, 2008 6:12 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Some of you fukkers need to be committed.

Bwah!

We're two steps ahead of the rest here.

Sin,

OCMike and GPC (that troll/guy from North Dakota whose parents had him committed)

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sat May 31, 2008 7:27 pm

PSUFAN wrote:No: post somebody's personal info.

This one I never understood. Worst bitch move in the history of the interweebs. Plus, if you're patient enough, it seems many peeps here have a propensity for disclosing embarrassing information about... themselves.

Give an idiot enough posts, and they'll hang themselves with them... or something like that.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sat May 31, 2008 8:00 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
I wish you were attractive so it would be cool and all. You are the ugliest female that has posted on the boards in 10 years or so.

That would actually hurt my feelings if I actually gave a flying fuck what anyone on a smack board thought about me. You see, AP, I don’t post at these boards to look for love the way you do. I don’t post at these boards looking for praise and approbation the way you do. I’ve never made any claim to be a “hottie”- because I know I’m not, and guess what, twinkle toes-I’m ok with that.

I still think it’s fucking riotous that a fat, cellulite- ridden, walleyed having drunk thinks his opinion of what I look like actually matters to me.

Given that AP claims to be the resident authority on beauty I would love to see what he considers a hottie. Go ahead, Atomic Drunk, post the pics of the “female” that poured out of those tarp-sized panties.
We're all waiting. . .

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat May 31, 2008 8:03 pm

JaysFan wrote: OCMike and GPC (that troll/guy from North Dakota whose parents had him committed)

I remember that dude.

But he switched to GPC Lights at some point.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:53 am

I would like to know why a guy who flew underwater flying tanks in the Navy on secret missions is now re-training, well into his 40's to become a nurse.

Not that there's anything wrong with nursing. A very honourable profession.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:33 am

Ah, yes, the AMI boards AKA Star/WWN/and National Enquirer. I remember when "austin" showed up on the scence and hooked up with "starwatcher." He all but came on and described her bikini line and went postal on her because their internet affair didn't work out so well. I think he referred to her as a "slumpbuster" that he was too ashamed to take anywhere but Taco Bell. I think his dropping the dime on that woman was why he was banned. I was an Admin at those boards briefly before their demise. I didn't personally pull the trigger on him--but if I remember correctly the personal info he posted was pretty foul and that's why they shitcanned him.

Then there was when he someone pulled a wendylouwho on him. I believe this was before he claimed that he was in on the whole wendylouwho troll job that he takes credit for taking part in.

He believed to be talking to some girl that went by IntrepidPoster69. He proclaimed his undying love and attraction for said chick and it turned out that all along he was talking to this:

Atomic drunk tried to save face for that faux pas and got his ass pounded in by the post menopausal blue hairs that RAN him off those boards for being well---him.

Pity.

But at least he's graduated to bigger levels of tardom and is now forever known as the dude that donned women's underwear. This obsessive little meltdown of his never gets old. Now he claims Chyna is ugly and he was all but trying to hookup with her. When she rejected him--she suddenly became ugly. Typical.

my .02

Ooot.

Chyna · Post by **Chyna** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:20 am

I wonder when AP will confirm or deny that he was chatting up(AKA cyberfucking) an extremely obese dude from Canuckville.
Hmm, maybe, just maybe he got the grannypanties from him? Inquiring minds want to know. :D

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:27 am

top to bottom: AP, T1B, Katy/Chyna

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:12 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Cuda wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:everybody skids, cuddles.
I don't
You leave the whole tire?

MORE LIKE A THREE CAR PILE UP.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:09 pm

Martyred wrote:I would like to know why a guy who flew underwater flying tanks in the Navy on secret missions is now re-training, well into his 40's to become a nurse.

It's not that great of a leap from womens panties to a dress.

Everyone misunderstood what he meant when he said " Boy would I like to get into that nurses uniform"

Money Shot · Post by **Money Shot** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:40 pm

The chick on the right is hot. I'd give her a money shot.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:06 pm

It's tough to see what you're going through here AP. Or NOT.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:42 pm

I've been around these boards a long time now.

We all have.

And if there's ever been more plunger-darts hit paydirt on any subject, both from the pilers-on and the pile-ee himself...

I can't remember it.

This is the most brutal, complete destruction of a poster I've ever seen.

And I've seen quite a few...

And it always seems to start by someone doing something monumentally stupid and weird.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:50 pm

R-Jack wrote:Basically, her hatchet wound probably spouts as much as Moe Greene's eye at the end of Godfather in ten minute intervals for about six days straight if panties like that are required.

Well executed use of comparison and very well written.

It invoked disturbing visuals and deserves a RACK.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:59 pm

mvscal wrote:At least Irie's meat gazing/tweaker double team on his ex-wife sounded like it might have been a good idea at the time. Salad Tosser would have been able to pull it off.

Gayzos....not so well.

Agreed.

It's possible, although unlikely, that a smarter man than Irie (sup All Men) might have been able to parlay that into some sort of BODE for superior endowment.

But not our Irie -- he parlayed it into years of rest stop restroom abuse.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:28 pm

One thing you can say for the Meatgazer is that he didn't try and make it worse for himself afterward.

AP kept (keeps?) beckoning for more plungers from under the immense pile.