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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:And it can't be my mom......cause she only likes black men.
Your mom is Stanley Pickle? Weird.
I was kidding about my mom only liking black men.

She's actually just mentally disabled.


Much less shame to be had there.
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c_u gets props from me for several reasons, FloArt is just one of them.
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To go along with your shit posting?
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cinderella_undercover wrote:To go along with your shit posting?
I apologize for making the assumption you do not sport a package.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Here you go - this is the menstrual virtuoso.

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I see a scholarship to the San Francisco Art Institute in her future.

http://www.sfweekly.com/2000-02-23/news ... enema-no-2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I hope nobody thought the menstrual masterpieces were particularly hardcore or original.

http://community.livejournal.com/blood_art" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Or possessed of much talent for that matter.
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She’s not exceptionally hot, but definitely better looking than Wombanimal. Oh, and she’s obviously quite limber.
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unless that ain't her toe.
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Papa Willie wrote:I just wonder what she'll do next for attention. Cut her child's arm off and sew it to her gash to make everybody think she's got a cock?
This trick is much easier when you actually have a cock.

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I'd settle for her showing us her cunt.

Preferably with some sort of chinese-made power tool jammed in it, like that one skank from that one board.

Not that the internet isn't full of such images, free for the viewing, but it's just so much more demeaning when it goes down on a messageboard.
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Papa Willie wrote:I just wonder what she'll do next for attention.
This is pretty funny in a loaded with irony kind of way.
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Thanks for doing the research on a topic that you profess not to care for, Bennish. When we come around to giving a flying bloody fuck, you'll be the first one to know right quick.
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Goober McTuber wrote:[//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/WOMANIMAL/Anangtoesucking.jpg[/img]

She’s not exceptionally hot, but definitely better looking than Wombanimal. Oh, and she’s obviously quite limber.

yeah, well this isnt the first thing you've fucked up... :jimmah:
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:[//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/WOMANIMAL/Anangtoesucking.jpg[/img]

She’s not exceptionally hot, but definitely better looking than Wombanimal. Oh, and she’s obviously quite limber.

yeah, well this isnt the first thing you've fucked up... :jimmah:
You really are that stupid, aren't you Chuckles?
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PSUFAN wrote:Thanks for doing the research on a topic that you profess not to care for, Bennish. When we come around to giving a flying bloody fuck, you'll be the first one to know right quick.
I didn't have to do any research because I heard about the sick degenerate shit going down in our universities a decade ago.
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Are you going to post pics of that, too?
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Goober McTuber wrote:[You really are that stupid, aren't you Chuckles?
Focus, fuckhead. The question on hand is how stupid are you?
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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PSUFAN wrote:Are you going to post pics of that, too?
Do you want me to? If so you will have to wait till tonight.

Maybe you could Google "menstrual art" and take 2 minutes out of your busy day on the internet to learn something about the Sprockets crowd.
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Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:[//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/WOMANIMAL/Anangtoesucking.jpg[/img]

She’s not exceptionally hot, but definitely better looking than Wombanimal. Oh, and she’s obviously quite limber.

yeah, well this isnt the first thing you've fucked up... :jimmah:
You do realize that Wombanimal (aka Bennish) is not c_u (the Menstrual Michaelangelo). She just saved a pictutre of c_u in her photobucket account. Light coming on yet, Chuckles?
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Goober McTuber wrote:[
yeah, well this isnt the first thing you've fucked up... :jimmah:
You do realize that Wombanimal (aka Bennish) is not c_u (the Menstrual Michaelangelo). She just saved a pictutre of c_u in her photobucket account. Light coming on yet, Chuckles?[/quote]


Do you have fuckin alzheimers?

There's 3 names and how many IPs in your addled mind,or spreadsheet depending on how sophisticated you are with your Amiga?

you're fuckin useless. Go get assraped by some nogs in Dallas already.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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mvscal wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:its much more harmless then the horrific rasict commentary occuring in the Nigerian wants to go to college thread.
Charles De Mar wrote:Go get assraped by some nogs in Dallas already.
Good job kicking your own ass, Chuck.

Melt on, braaaa.
And that's only secondary to the fact that he thinks personal racism is worse than degeneracy.
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Bennish wrote:Here you go - this is the menstrual virtuoso.
New title?



This was actually the original photo, since you're keeping an album and all.

Image


Nothing unsettling about V. I. Warshawski's tenaciousness, is there?


Btw, my troll(s) over at Saturated Fat's board leave much to be desired.


Unimpressed.
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So, see if my scorecard is up to date here...

-You have a pierced nose (even though you probably found the wrong side of 30 some time ago).

-You have a fucking tattoo on your foot.

-Having your hair done involves a trip to mom's house, where she puts bowl over your head and breaks out the clippers.


From you, I expect nothing less than an aroused whorehole, exposed for all the world to see, possibly in a video of some sort of gas-powered marital aid performing some rather invasive procedures.


You know you wanna... I know how your kind rolls.
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Nah.

Well, the nose thing.....okay. "Wrong side"? Brutal.

No tattoo. The picture was taken as a joke for another board.

I have gorgeous hair. I have bangs. It's my thing.

I can kinda see how it could get "Mo Howard" or "Spockish" in a hurry though.


The rest of your post is just plain silly.
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Nose thing aknowledgement... claims of "gorgeous hair"... clamoring for internet attention...

Too bad you don't live near me. You seem to have the sort of self-image that would make you a hanging curve, right in my wheelhouse.


Ah, but since distance makes this a problem, I'll just continue knocking off your soul sisters in quantity.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:a joke
:?
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Dinsdale wrote:Nose thing aknowledgement... claims of "gorgeous hair"... clamoring for internet attention...

Too bad you don't live near me. You seem to have the sort of self-image that would make you a hanging curve, right in my wheelhouse.
Doubtful.

"Clamoring" is a little strong. I've been here a little over a year, and never been tempted to post a picture.

I'm sorry.

I do have wonderful hair.
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SaladTosser wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:a joke
:?
cinderella_undercover wrote:The picture was taken posted as a joke for another board.
Fuck!
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cinderella_undercover wrote: This was actually the original photo, since you're keeping an album and all.
Image

Is that really your pic, angiee? You look to be all of 4'10" 107 lbs.

Hell, you could give me a blow job without even having to get on your knees. I promise I wouldn't pull your "wonderful" hair... well, not any harder than it took to make sure you swallowed.
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I was only keeping this thread alive until YOU showed up.

Bwahahaha!

I figured I owed to you.


Now zip up, and get back on that forklift.
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This isn't an original angle for you, Jabba.

If it's even POSSIBLE for you to have one?
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cinderella_undercover wrote:I was only keeping this thread alive until YOU showed up.
Flattery will get you nowhere... oh hell, who am I kidding? I'm a huge sucker.

You seem like a damsel in distress and contrary to popular belief, chivalry isn't dead. Just quit talking about me behind my back, k? And lose the forklift smack. That was so 15 years ago, but even if I went to work tomorrow and that's what I did to earn a paycheck, there'd be no shame in that.
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That's prolly the nicest I'm going to be to you, on purpose.

I'd be less likely to talk about you "behind your back", if I knew which side was which?

I'm not gonna do this with you here, because you now have something to work with.

(and no.....that wasn't more "forklift smack")
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mvscal wrote:You've been played, dude. Sorry you had to find out this way.
Story of my life, brother ........... story of my life.

You spend six months PMing dozens of inadequate cock pics, e-greeting cards, baking recipies, poems about making love in the butt, really cool youtube links, updated spreadsheet information, and taint shots to an e-chick then WHAMMY!

Fuck this shit.

Well, at least I held out on the pic of me in fat girl panties. I've got THAT going for me.
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SaladTosser wrote:You spend six months PMing dozens of inadequate cock pics, e-greeting cards, baking recipies, poems about making love in the butt, really cool youtube links, updated spreadsheet information, and taint shots to an e-chick then WHAMMY!
Did you check the fluids?

Wait...that could get a little messy, from what I understand.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:That's prolly the nicest I'm going to be to you, on purpose.
One takes what one can get.
I'd be less likely to talk about you "behind your back", if I knew which side was which?
Did you just smack me? I think you just smacked me. But being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
I'm not gonna do this with you here, because you now have something to work with.
Do what? Something to work with?

Madame, you disrespect me by questioning my motives. What you see is what you get. I wish no harm or mental anguish towards anyone on this fair board.

Well actually, there have been times I'd like to strangle Goobs, Bushice and Bsmack, but I digress...

I would never intentionally hurt a woman or a dog, even if they were chewing my pantleg to shreds.
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K.

Thanks.

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Papa Willie wrote:I can only pray that she'll draw pictures of dead Holocaust victims in pussy blood. Maybe she can even smear a little shit in there for the decayed skin.

Oh shit - I think I gave her a new idea.
Here's an idea..... Nutri-fucking-System.


And no one's interested in your abomination of a site, dude.

It more than likely wreaks of month old bologna and old spice.
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That link works about as well as your appetite restraint, ya fat fuck.
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Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:[
yeah, well this isnt the first thing you've fucked up... :jimmah:
You do realize that Wombanimal (aka Bennish) is not c_u (the Menstrual Michaelangelo). She just saved a pictutre of c_u in her photobucket account. Light coming on yet, Chuckles?

Do you have fuckin alzheimers?

There's 3 names and how many IPs in your addled mind,or spreadsheet depending on how sophisticated you are with your Amiga?

[/quote]

So you still don't get it, do you, you retarded pile of shit. Nice work with the ubb code, BTW. Three names for two people but no way in hell you can sort that out. And where would I get IPs, Corky?
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Call me an optimist, but I still believe there's hope for Bennish.

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