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here's Kristen

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My refund check should just about cover that.
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"You'd think she could at least wear a better shirt."

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not bad. 8)
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Can I see something skinnier?

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Hmmm, not bad for a chick who isn't a black man with an enormous schwank.

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Nice nose....but $4,500 a pop....No thanks.
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Charles De Mar wrote:Nice nose....but $4,500 a pop....No thanks.
Spitzer wasn't paying for the sex. He was paying her to go away quietly after the sex.
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Nice nose
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BSmack wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:Nice nose....but $4,500 a pop....No thanks.
Spitzer wasn't paying for the sex. He was paying her to go away quietly after the sex.
Exactly.
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Bobby42 wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:Nice nose....but $4,500 a pop....No thanks.
Spitzer wasn't paying for the sex. He was paying her to go away quietly after the sex.
Exactly.


Well gee, Bobby... thanks for that.


I mean... BSmack did the 0.00000000000008% of the world's population that's never heard that joke a big service, but YOU my man...


I mean, without your effort here, we wouldn't have known the full extent of the reaches of that oft-repeated bit of humor.

Holy shit, you suck. What, were you jealous that someone C&Ped a news story before you got a chance?
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Dinsdale wrote:Well gee, Bobby... thanks for that.


I mean... BSmack did the 0.00000000000008% of the world's population that's never heard that joke a big service, but YOU my man...


I mean, without your effort here, we wouldn't have known the full extent of the reaches of that oft-repeated bit of humor.

Holy shit, you suck. What, were you jealous that someone C&Ped a news story before you got a chance?

right on.
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You poor fucks. Holding hands while taking a piss.
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Is this really how you want to play this, Droopy?

After submitting what may possibly be the worst fucking post in the history of this board (and bear in mind that Pickle, BSmack, and you post here), mitigated only by its brevity, you now think it's a good idea to start running veiled homosmack because two people have expressed what a complete fucking (dysfunctional) tool you are?

Really?


Say one more word to me, motherfucker, and you might just get a reminder what a funny guy I really am.
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Dins, you take yourself much too seriously. Motherfucker? C'mon. I'd never do that to you.
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exactly
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Tell you what,you limp-dicked motherfucker -- just back the truck up.

Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

Do you think that twisting of bullshit is going to work on me? It's not, and if there was any remote chance it could, you sure the hell ain't the person intelligent enough to do so.


So, back to the point, rather than you trying to put this on me...


Droopy, please explain, in detail if your grossly inadequate intellect allows, the thought process that went into posting "exactly" after a rest of the world's oldest joke about the world's oldest profession.


No, seriously -- I'm curious at what sort of misfiring neurons it takes to actually follow some sort of thought process that led you to believe that was a good idea.


And here I was, thinking that your C&P news stories were the ultimate in lame -- then, I saw a post you actually thought up on your own, and reevaluated my stance on what constitutes the "ultimate in lame."


bbq is making me laugh, though... he tends to do that.
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^^^

I love it when I bring out his finest qualities.
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OK... a response of "Exactly" to the joke that early homo sapiens first told with a series of grunts...

Followed by a BODE declaration.


Props on pulling a passing grade in Charles De Mar's Posting School.
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Get fucked.

These are the kind of bitches we roll with.
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brevity
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Dinsdale wrote:Is this really how you want to play this, Droopy?
Wasn't droopy one of the seven dwarves?

If Bobby42 was a Dwarf for snow white, I think he would have been called "Darky", or perhaps Pasty, but they wouldn't have known about cut and pasty skills back then, so I'm guessing Darky* it would be.








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Bobby42 wrote:^^^

I love it when I bring out his finest qualities.
Being a predictable anklebiting dipshit?

Join the club. Let us know when you can get him to STFU.

Aside from starting a Smackoff, that is.
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