When KFC Paul's "attack"

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:39 pm

See if you guys can figure out where Paulie went wrong.

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Wannabet? · Post by **Wannabet?** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:04 pm

I am going to go ahead and guess you are linking to one of the only threads where you aren't getting run. Congrats on your tard fight win against KFCPaul, you must be proud.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:17 pm

Paul,

Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.

Wannabet? · Post by **Wannabet?** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:20 pm

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:24 pm

Brian, don't be a fucking tard and spam this shit thread to different forums.

Paul melted. Big deal. Water is wet my friend.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:31 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Brian, don't be a fucking tard and spam this shit thread to different forums.

Paul melted. Big deal. Water is wet my friend.

The proper analogy is "doughnuts are fattening".

sin

:paul:

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:37 pm

We gots to know where did Eliot err--- Client #9 go wrong ?
Tell us Mr. NY Democratic !

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:42 pm

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Teh funny, lololl1111!!1

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:53 pm

The thread title makes no grammatical sense.It shoud ether be When KFC Pauls "attack" or When KFC Paul "attacks".

Your welcome.

I'll explain to Dimsdale why this post is funny later.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:27 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxJi-si5FRY

Teh funny, lololl1111!!1

they should have included that music in the original soundtrack.....

the movie might have been watchable.....

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:00 pm

BSmack wrote:Paul,

Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.

Prove it, shit-for-brains.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:44 pm

Well, I won't cop to "shit-fer-brains", but...

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-on-a-fucking-pogo-stick.

Jayzus, Paul, the wear on your tires has gone from thin to slick. Hell, KC woulda gladly traded your incoherent ass to St. Loser long ago for couple of Imo's pizzas and a suitcase full o' White Castles had those bastards not insisted that the asking price was too high....

Seriously, dude, go entertain the Nutters for the next half-millennia.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:49 pm

Truman wrote:Well, I won't cop to "shit-fer-brains", but...

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 74#p496074" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

-on-a-fucking-pogo-stick.

Jayzus, Paul, the wear on your tires has gone from thin to slick. Hell, KC woulda gladly traded your incoherent ass to St. Loser long ago for couple of Imo's pizzas and a suitcase full o' White Castles had those bastards not insisted that the asking price was too high....

Seriously, dude, go entertain the Nutters for the next half-millennia.

Way to have my back there Truman...I'll say it one more time. Somebody PROVE that Wannabet is my troll. I'm telling you that it's NOT. PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:57 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Way to have my back there Truman...I'll say it one more time. Somebody PROVE that Wannabet is my troll. I'm telling you that it's NOT. PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.

Christ, pop a fuckin Midol bitch.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:06 am

Diogenes wrote:The thread title makes no grammatical sense.It shoud ether be When KFC Pauls "attack" or When KFC Paul "attacks"

Option 3 - AKA Discount day at the Buffet

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:26 am

BSmack wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Way to have my back there Truman...I'll say it one more time. Somebody PROVE that Wannabet is my troll. I'm telling you that it's NOT. PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.
Christ, pop a fuckin Midol bitch.

Translated: You CAN'T prove it.

Fuck off, you ankle-biting cunt.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:01 am

Admissions be damned, eh, Paul?

Now HERE's a thought: Why don't YOU try proving that it isn't.

AP much?

After all: What part of,

"Alright, alright. You guys got me, this is one of my trolls."

…did we fail to comprehend?

Hint: Dude. EVERYTHING you post North of the NFL Forum is subject to pile-on.

Run away. Now.

fix · Post by **fix** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:07 am

BSmack wrote:Paul,

Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.

You're wrong on this one Bri, but I can see how you might have mistaken it for Paul.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:16 am

Oh lord, Otis. You've just opened up the partially-hydrogenatedgates.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:28 am

B_Smack sure loves calling for the pile on.

Ironic, that he himself would put on a dress and run away like a little bitch when the heat is directed at him.

Glass houses Bri, you fuckface.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:29 am

It fucking ROCKS that I'm still a topic of conversation with some of you.

Carry on with your bad selves.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:30 am

Martyred wrote:B_Smack sure loves calling for the pile on.

Ironic, that he himself would put on a dress and run away like a little bitch when the heat is directed at him.

Glass houses Bri, you fuckface.

That's how he rolls.

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:31 am

i'm still waiting for KCPaul to post something funny.
He seems to laugh at his own stuff a lot, but I doubt he's actually reading what he's posting.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:35 am

RevLimiter wrote:
Martyred wrote:B_Smack sure loves calling for the pile on.

Ironic, that he himself would put on a dress and run away like a little bitch when the heat is directed at him.

Glass houses Bri, you fuckface.
That's how he rolls.

At least you take a beating standing up.

Douche_Smack hides behind his wife's (fake) maternity dress. He truly is a sackless coward.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:01 am

Otis wrote:
BSmack wrote:Paul,

Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
You're wrong on this one Bri, but I can see how you might have mistaken it for Paul.

I tended to believe that wasn't Paul's troll when he categorically denied it when first accused. Paul's a lot of things, but liar isn't one of them.

That said, Wannabet? sucks worse. Fingernails on a chalkboard level of sucktitude. That's some troll, has to be. Nobody could intentionally suck that bad.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:17 am

^^^^^

What Wags said.

Paul denies it, and Otis confirms it.

Good enough for me.

But in other news, there appears to be unrest within the Board's Central Committee, with Merdered posturing for a possible coup.

I'll take Rochester and lay the points.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:15 am

Papa Willie wrote:

Mine, motherfuckers. All mine.

Nobody is going to associate their name with that other than me. I fuck the birds, I kill the birds, I cook the birds, and I EAT the motherfucking birds.

But you don't link pictures of the birds.

Not from Angelfire.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:04 pm

Martyred wrote:At least you take a beating standing up.

He has no choice. There isn't a chair big enough for him.

Douche_Smack hides behind his wife's (fake) maternity dress. He truly is a sackless coward.

How the fuck am I hiding behind my wife? You're the one who brought her up, not I.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:06 pm

Otis wrote:
BSmack wrote:Paul,

Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
You're wrong on this one Bri, but I can see how you might have mistaken it for Paul.

Yea, Felix gave me the 411 also. Too bad guns are so hard to get in Ootawa. To suck so hard that one is repeatedly mistaken for KFC Paul should merit a a self inflicted gunshot to the head.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:45 pm

BSmack wrote:
Otis wrote:
BSmack wrote:Paul,

Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
You're wrong on this one Bri, but I can see how you might have mistaken it for Paul.
Yea, Felix gave me the 411 also. Too bad guns are so hard to get in Ootawa. To suck so hard that one is repeatedly mistaken for KFC Paul should merit a a self inflicted gunshot to the head.

Are you saying that Wannabet is Marty’s shit troll?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:54 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Are you saying that Wannabet is Marty’s shit troll?

Nope, just that Wannabet is from Ootawa. I seem to recall an equally shitty Patsfan who used to gloss himself Hapday also hailing from that area. Hap was also a dedicated rider of the Bush/Harper nutsack. And based on the two posts Wannbet has posted in the Spin Zone, he appears to be a big fan of ambiguously gay conservatives as well.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:14 pm

BSmack wrote:Paul,

Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.

Brian, I'm going to go ahead and accept your heartfelt apology in advance.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:49 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
BSmack wrote:Paul,

Everybody knows Wannabet? is your troll.
Brian, I'm going to go ahead and accept your heartfelt apology in advance.

For what? Confusing you with another retard?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:54 pm

Brian, just admit you were wrong and this will go SO much better for you.

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:12 pm

Truman wrote:
Seriously, dude, go entertain the Nutters for the next half-millennia.

That shit aint right! We already are stuck with Shrubber, you guys need to place someone at another halfway house.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:22 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Brian, just admit you were wrong and this will go SO much better for you.

What are you going to do Paul? Lob some fresh and original smack in my direction?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:01 pm

Headhunter wrote:Ok Good Lord BSmack, get off your fucking high horse.

Words to live by.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:36 pm

That's exactly what everyone expected you to do Paul. When in doubt, C&P. It sure the fuck beats being original, or funny.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:51 pm

It just doesn't matter if it's TRUE, Brian. You will never learn.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:03 pm

RevLimiter wrote:It just doesn't matter if it's TRUE, Brian. You will never learn.

I can almost see the tears streaming down your face as you mashed that post on your keyboard.