Moratorium on shit phrases.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:01 am

Mods, Admins, I request a simple trial run prohibition on any post containing the text:

"...out front should have told you that."

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:06 am

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Best Marty Post Ever.

I second the motion.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:16 am

How about we just add a moose to the emoticon list? That way a tired old phrase can suck double-time.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:19 am

My nomination for overused phrase to be retired:

"Tell me you knew."

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:22 am

how bout anything that starts out "In the U&L...."

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:30 am

^^^^^
RACK !!!!

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:36 am

we should ban biggie whilst we're at it.

ban biggie

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:54 am

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:My nomination for overused phrase to be retired:

"Tell me you knew."

Yeah, but if we drop that AND "...out front should have told you.", then Bri's post total would drop in half.

HEY... You may be on to something there. :D

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:49 am

Add the following to the moratorium; they've all worn out their welcome.

Just sayin'

Wow. Just wow.

Tears, Jerry. Tears

Chuck(ie) D

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:31 pm

Moratorium on shit phrases, please.

Please meet your new boss, Mr _______enstein.

- LTS TR 2

We're sorry, sir, but our curly fry machine is down today.

- KFC Paul

We're unfortunately going to have to remove your ________.

- Jsc810

You must be as tall as insert fav' Disney character here to get on this ride.

- Moving Sale

It's time for Mr Colonsquirter's diaper change.

- AP

The Dow was off .......

- KC Scott

____ days 'til Christmas!

- Kevinic

Your mom's like a bowling ball -- she gets fingered, thrown in the gutter, and always comes back for more.

- Adelpiero

Wikipedia is down for routine maintenance, but will be back up again shortly.

- Dinsdale

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:58 pm

IKYABWAI? you ankle-biting fucktard.

^^^ Of course, that's the same as banning a user and we don't like that anymore ^^^

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:08 pm

Let me know if a word filter modification is required.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:17 pm

Wow. Just wow.

Talking like this makes you cool. Tell me you knew? The U&L out front should've told you. If we put an end to the lingo, half this board will be Chuckied. Just sayin'. Then all we'll have left are guys like Paul and Wags acting like ankle-biting fucktards and going all IKYABWAI.

Tears, Jerry. Tears.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:19 pm

Fascinating thread.

You people are really interesting.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:48 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:You people are really interesting.

Not really.

Well, maybe compared to you.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:51 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Let me know if a word filter modification is required.

Since you asked...

Go ahead and replace the word 'thumper' with Christian (at least in the theology forum).

Just to see MtLR's head explode.

TIA.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:56 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:IKYABWAI? you ankle-biting fucktard.

^^^ Of course, that's the same as banning a user and we don't like that anymore ^^^

Can we get a ruling on the autofellatio quotient here?

Diogenes wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:You people are really interesting.
Not really.

Well, maybe compared to you.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:05 pm

Any.use.of.peroids.between.words.where.they.normally.wouldn't.go.

As in...

Best.CtrlPaul.post.ever.

For some reason this is supposed to give the phrase extra emphasis. I just don't see it.

This might cramp Gaydar James' posting style to the point where he disappears completely, though.

Best.
Fucking.
Idea.
Ever.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:07 pm

So, does anyone who isn't a perennial boardbitch have any thoughts on the matter?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:10 pm

Dinsdale wrote:So, does anyone who isn't a perennial boardbitch have any thoughts on the matter?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Tears, Jerry. Tears.

Sorry, Dins, I should have included you with RJ in my list. Except it's only about 25% of your M.O.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:16 pm

Do whatever makes you happy, dude.

For myself, I've declared a moratorium on shit posters. This board has become a great deal more readable since they added the ignore feature. My list of "foes" has been bulking up pretty good as of late. And it's still probably just the tip of the iceberg. I thought maybe ignoring a lot of people would water this board down possibly. But my concerns proved completely unfounded.

Matter of fact, I added another shit-poster to the list this morning, who is addicted to stalking, self-propping, and IKYABWAI. The place keeps getting better all the time.

Matter of fact, there's posts in this very thread that don't show up on my monitor. Sheer bliss.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:36 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Do whatever makes you happy, dude.

For myself, I've declared a moratorium on shit posters. This board has become a great deal more readable since they added the ignore feature. My list of "foes" has been bulking up pretty good as of late. And it's still probably just the tip of the iceberg. I thought maybe ignoring a lot of people would water this board down possibly. But my concerns proved completely unfounded.

Matter of fact, I added another shit-poster to the list this morning, who is addicted to stalking, self-propping, and IKYABWAI. The place keeps getting better all the time.

Matter of fact, there's posts in this very thread that don't show up on my monitor. Sheer bliss.

You take this Internet stuff pretty seriously don't ya, big guy?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:40 pm

"You take this too seriously" smack?

For reals?

And the ignore list just keeps growing.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:41 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Do whatever makes you happy, dude.

For myself, I've declared a moratorium on shit posters. This board has become a great deal more readable since they added the ignore feature. My list of "foes" has been bulking up pretty good as of late. And it's still probably just the tip of the iceberg. I thought maybe ignoring a lot of people would water this board down possibly. But my concerns proved completely unfounded.

Matter of fact, I added another shit-poster to the list this morning, who is addicted to stalking, self-propping, and IKYABWAI. The place keeps getting better all the time.

Matter of fact, there's posts in this very thread that don't show up on my monitor. Sheer bliss.

You take this Internet stuff pretty seriously don't ya, big guy?

You can make a whole lot of imaginary friends for Posts: 16980

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:42 pm

Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:45 pm

You.
Can't.
Get.
Away.
From.
Me.
Motherfucker.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:45 pm

Dinsdale wrote:"You take this too seriously" smack?

For reals?

And the ignore list just keeps growing.

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YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:47 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.

yeah, you just keep ignoring us like you are

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:48 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.

we.

are.

INYOURDOME!

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:49 pm

YumYumSaladBar wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.
yeah, you just keep ignoring us like you are

Dude, He's got Eternal Sc0'bod3.

We better watch teh fuck out!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:49 pm

Mikey wrote:You.
Can't.
Get.
Away.
From.
Me.
Motherfucker.

I guess it all boils down to all thing being relative. In comparison to some of these new folks, even your worst day isn't sounding nearly so bad.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:51 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Mikey wrote:You.
Can't.
Get.
Away.
From.
Me.
Motherfucker.
I guess it all boils down to all thing being relative. In comparison to some of these new folks, even your worst day isn't sounding nearly so bad.

Fishing for you Dins is easier than a $10 hooker

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:51 pm

quote="Dinsdale"

Just sayin'

Bode

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:51 pm

Although I can't see the posts, I'm guessing these newbietards are spamming this thread with a serious ferocity... after running post-total smack, of course.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:52 pm

Holy fuck, they put up like 5 more while I was typing a short post?

Deal with it, admins.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:54 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Although I can't see the posts, I'm guessing these newbietards are spamming this thread with a serious ferocity... after running post-total smack, of course.

yeah right

I bet you're just aching to smack us ain't you big man?

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:55 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Holy fuck, they put up like 5 more while I was typing a short post?

Deal with it, admins.

You type really slow Dins

I've seen thalidomide victims with more back bone than you...but hey, you cant read this can ya?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:58 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Deal with it, admins.

That sounds familiar. :twisted:

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:59 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Holy fuck, they put up like 5 more while I was typing a short post?

Deal with it, admins.

but you said....

Dinsdale wrote:
I guess it all boils down to all thing being relative. In comparison to some of these new folks, even your worst day isn't sounding nearly so bad.

after replying to an apriori post

Dinsdale wrote:Although I can't see the posts, I'm guessing these newbietards are spamming this thread with a serious ferocity... after running post-total smack, of course.

You teh liar :paul:

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:02 pm

Like Dinsdale said on Post:00003

Brain, and THEN keyboard.......Brain first, keyboard second. You seem to keep getting that confused