WHY CAN'T I GET IN THE SMACKOFF FORUM?

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Re: WHY CAN'T I GET IN THE SMACKOFF FORUM?

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Dinsdale wrote:brain tumor.
Speaking of which ... that gives me an opportunity to open a new thread, about health care ...

Sin,

J.ack

P.S. Dins, Fuck you for stealing my reply, bastard. But I might be adel to salvage it ...
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Dude, I mean brah: You need to use the invite-only password that should have been mailed to you.

After that, you'll be able to swing in on a vine and open a can of jacked up gloss on all the epic monkeys from Bugaha.

Oh beggie and I am out!
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uhhh, I already explained this too him, fes. pay attention, will ya?
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Brah, I know, but I checked the website for this Roman guy and he had this thing called the "Smactionary" and it was "all that" and "blowing up."

Therefore, I'm using this opportunity to swing on a vine and get my gloss tightened so that I won't sound as stiff as Arthritis Sabonis. Besides, we all know that I'm the bomb in this boat race so quit Crying Irish in this crib or I will be forced to eat bugs.

Thank you.

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Fester is probably my favorite. Good to see him back
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Good to see you admitting to having personal preferences. Let me know when the IP keys don't inhibit your ability to "bring it." After all, you bring the funnay after a parade leaves piles for you to mop up.
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This Dinstale Dodge isn't working for me. It's like a barstool reindeer.
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Let's let 'stale run a few more posts. I actually like the concept. Hopefully their is a competent troll jockey at the wheel.
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Who is this Bennish? Is it funny? What board is it from, or is it new to the message boards? Is there another name I might know Bennish as?



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Dinstale wrote:Good to see you admitting to having personal preferences. Let me know when the IP keys don't inhibit your ability to "bring it." After all, you bring the funnay after a parade leaves piles for you to mop up.
What was that about the hope for a competent troll jockey? Dashed...dashed!
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Adelpiero wrote:the Fat Drunkard Housewife(trev)
This is the only part of your post that made any sense whatsoever.
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Post by Kierland »

Not.

"Troll nics ... are ... not [to] be used in the actual Smackoff."
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adelpierdorko wrote:how shitty of smack you have
I must pack my lunch for tomorrow.
I look in refrigerator.
Bologna and wheat bread winks at me.

How shitty of lunch I have.
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Post by Moorese »

Dinsdale wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Park Steak hole

Motherfucking ISSUE it.
Precisely.
When life hands you a park steak, you'd better motherfucking ISSUE it.

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