WARNING TO PSUFAN

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:35 pm

consider what i'm about to tell you a fucking favor, dickslap.

here's the deal: tomorrow Rollins is headed to the Burgh for the weekend to conduct some business. i'm also sending Slim along with him to move some puka necklaces and other merch to earn some extra cash for the tour. Steiner will be tagging along to cover their backs and to make sure no shit goes down.

consider this a fucking warning PSUFAN - I HAVE ORDERED THEM TO CAPTURE YOU IF YOU ARE SPOTTED. while i am not sending them to take care of you "per se", i HAVE ordered for them to bag you up if seen and to have you delivered back to me where i will dispose of you personally.

trust me. they won't harm you. they KNOW you're mine. they won't lay a finger on you other than to secure you and load you in the trunk.

don't say i never did you a fucking favor, you cock

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:38 pm

I call bullshit. You're just trying to cover up the fact that Stevo's tracking equipment got repo'd.

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:46 pm

Wrong, C3PO.

PSU is getting bagged and tagged this weekend. By the time my shift at the booth is up on Saturday evening, Slim and Steiner will have him stuffed in a burlap sack in the back of Slim's minivan.

Then, we're going to hit whatever piss-poor clubs we can find in the Burgh and party like rockstahs.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 03, 2007 5:53 pm

I don't think it's gonna go down like that, nitwits.

They're just going to "spot" me? Tell you what - I'll be at POINT STATE PARK at noon on Saturday. If you two little scrotum-snacking rimjob gurus want to STEP to me, I'll be there, cracking my knuckles, waiting to kick you dicks in the furry pussies.

The weather will be perfect - at least until I soil the air with your spurting aeortas and your fearfully tremulous streams of urine and poop.

I've been itching to deal with the Bag Crew as soon as possible. Thanks for getting things underway - although I'm afraid you won't enjoy the results.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:09 pm

fearfully tremulous streams of urine and poop

good one !!

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:13 pm

PSUFAN wrote:They're just going to "spot" me?

like i said dumbass, this isn't a mission to take you out. Rollins and Slim will be there on business.

BUT...

they'll be on the lookout for you. their eyes will be peeled and their arms will be flexed.

IF they see you, i have ordered for them to bring you back UNSCATHED.

so i can take care of you on my own terms

got it?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:31 pm

they'll be on the lookout for you. their eyes will be peeled and their arms will be flexed.

Like I said, ASS--HOLE !! , they can find me at the POINT. I'm gonna look like Pete Townshend windmilling my fists as they approach. I'm gonna beat them silly-senseless...just for RESEARCH purposes.

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:43 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I'll be at POINT STATE PARK at noon on Saturday.

If you wouldn't mind hanging out until 5:30 or so, it's ON, DICK!

Oh, and we'll need directions. If Steiner wins shotgun, we'll probably need really good ones, too.

See you this weekend, FOOL.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:49 pm

Rollins wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:I'll be at POINT STATE PARK at noon on Saturday.
If you wouldn't mind hanging out until 5:30 or so, it's ON, DICK!

Oh, and we'll need directions. If Steiner wins shotgun, we'll probably need really good ones, too.

See you this weekend, FOOL.

You need directions? To The Point???

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:53 pm

Oh, and we'll need directions.

I'm sure you will, ass-to-mouthbreather. It's not like you could google POINT STATE PARK or anything.

When I step to you, and you quail under the fury of my relentless approach, will you need DIRECTIONS for stepping back? As you weakly swing at me, will your girly fist ask directions for my nose?

Think carefully about this, young man. One well-placed swingkick and I could take out for liver for months - you'll be reduced to fellating actual urine out of Douchebag's needledick in order to get your pissfix.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Thu May 03, 2007 7:58 pm

fucking SWEET.

this wasn't my original plan, but PSUFAN just made this shit waaaaay too easy for us.

Rollins, Slim, Steiner - you know what to do. you've got my orders. head to the Point and locate PSUFAN. Catch him, tarp him up, and send him back.

WITHOUT A BRUISE ON HIS BODY

that part is very important.

Dice · Post by **Dice** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:02 pm

awesome. just awesome.

i'm gonna make the trip to your crib this weekend just to see this display of torment.

i'll bring the Bud forties.

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:09 pm

Dice, I need that $20 you owe me before we leave this evening, man.

Left you a myspace, but I guess you were street racing or something.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:10 pm

Douchebag wrote:Rollins, Slim, Steiner - you know what to do. you've got my orders.

OK, a question for Rollins, Slim & Steiner: you guys take orders from a junior in high school?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:12 pm

Dice wrote:awesome. just awesome.

i'm gonna make the trip to your crib this weekend just to see this display of torment.

i'll bring the Bud forties.

You sure you can pry yourself away from the gay bars in Vancouver Alex Alupului?

http://www.nsnews.com/issues99/w101199/entertn.html

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:17 pm

I'm gonna flay them alive. I'll barely touch them and their skin will turn to jerky and their fat stores will slap on the river rocks wetly. I'm gonna open my clamshell phone halfway and use it as a punishing bludgeon. I'll call RtS with the phone so he can hear the wet thumps and girlish cries of fear and pain. He likes that stuff...he can recite The Passion blow by blow, as we all know. Rollins, Slim, and Steiner will be like bloodsoaked watercookies, chalky pink and crumbling, ere they fall from my iron grasp.

Dice · Post by **Dice** » Thu May 03, 2007 9:20 pm

BSmack wrote:
Dice wrote:awesome. just awesome.

i'm gonna make the trip to your crib this weekend just to see this display of torment.

i'll bring the Bud forties.
You sure you can pry yourself away from the gay bars in Vancouver Alex Alupului?

http://www.nsnews.com/issues99/w101199/entertn.html

Nice find, cockholster.

I sure do miss ol V-Town. Some damn good clubs and hot ass bitches. I'm gonna try and convince The D to swing up there when we roll through the U&L.

Dice · Post by **Dice** » Thu May 03, 2007 9:26 pm

Rollins wrote:Dice, I need that $20 you owe me before we leave this evening, man.

i'm a little strapped right now, brah. i've got a few deals goin down later so i'll see what i can do.

i'll hit you up on your celly

Steiner · Post by **Steiner** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:43 pm

for the past two hours i've been chainsmoking and pounding red bulls. i'm getting JACKED THE FUCK UP just thinking about this saturday!

some of you ni.ggas think we stuntin. we aint.

and i've got SHOTGUN on the way there.

Slim-J · Post by **Slim-J** » Fri May 04, 2007 12:29 am

we're definitely takin my company van since the Sunfire is in the fuckin shop with tranny problems. but since i'll be loadin up my merchandise and we'll need plenty of room for PSUFAN's squirming body, i'd say we're fucking STRAIGHT.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:32 am

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OK, I can now say with 100% certainty that 3putt is not in the crew

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:47 am

Dice wrote:
Rollins wrote:Dice, I need that $20 you owe me before we leave this evening, man.
I thought you said you would toss my salad for $10. Correct me if i'm wrong

Stevo · Post by **Stevo** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:26 pm

By this time, Rollins, Slim, and Steiner should be in The Burgh.

I really lucked out and got them set up at a nice Quality Inn in the heart of the university district. This will be a perfect place for Slim to sling his merch and to also scout for hot skanks for Douchebag's future visit (assuming he still keeps Pittsburgh on the tour after we've bagged and tagged PSUFAN).

Rollins is carrying the laptop so he should be able to check in with an update sometime this weekend.

Things are going swimmingly.

Quad McWheels · Post by **Quad McWheels** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:43 pm

douchebag is a faggot.

also, water is wet.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Sun May 06, 2007 6:07 am

Quad McWheels wrote:douchebag is a faggot.

also, water is wet.

uh oh - 'Wheels has thrown down. It's on....

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:22 pm

Slim-J wrote:since the Sunfire is in the fuckin shop with tranny problems.

Your ride too? I knew you boys were down like that...

Sin,

adam-$300 · Post by **adam-$300** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:59 am

holy shit. looks like the van broke down and they had to steal a truck

http://waldo.villagesoup.com/government ... ryID=91460

A-Bomb · Post by **A-Bomb** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:06 pm

adam-$300 wrote:holy shit. looks like the van broke down and they had to steal a truck

holy shit. looks like yet another unfunny loser resides in this highway rest stop kleenex wad.

T1B

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