Has there been a thread about Planet Earth yet?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:16 am

War Wagon wrote:If you can come up with even ONE prince lyric that's memorable and quotable other than "Let's Get Crazy" let me know.

Prince got me laid a whole lot more often than John Lennon or Ozzy. Back in 1985, Purple Rain was money with the ladies.

For that matter, Alan Parsons' Greatest Hits and a bottle of red wine was the absolute best in that regard.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:18 am

Mister Bushice wrote:Fuck, I at least expected an "I saw JJ in the U& L in 1981 and I told her 'I love rock and roll' and saw her eyes light up" reset, or some other nonsense from you.

I saw Joan Jett get booed off the stage when she attempted to open for Deep Purple back in 87. She sucked.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:04 pm

BSmack wrote:
War Wagon wrote:If you can come up with even ONE prince lyric that's memorable and quotable other than "Let's Get Crazy" let me know.
Prince got me laid a whole lot more often than John Lennon or Ozzy. Back in 1985, Purple Rain was money with the ladies.

For that matter, Alan Parsons' Greatest Hits and a bottle of red wine was the absolute best in that regard.

BSmack = The Ladies Man?

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:31 pm

War Wagon wrote:If you can come up with even ONE prince lyric that's memorable and quotable other than "Let's Get Crazy" let me know.

Camille wrote:If God one day struck me blind
Your beauty I'd still see
Love is 2 weak 2 define
Just what u mean 2 me

Pugsley, you put the whole song the above verse is in on for your wife and she'll look at you in a way no woman before has: as a man with game. White, black, yellow, when women hear that song, they lose their fucking minds. As for songs other than that which are quotable, shoot, 1999, Kiss, Purple Rain, and the list goes on and on.

Just turn on your radio and I guarantee when one of his songs comes on, you'll undoubtedly start humming along, even if you don't really like it.

Rack Violet the Organ Grinder.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:20 pm

Mister Bushice wrote: Fuck, I at least expected an "I saw JJ in the U& L in 1981 and I told her 'I love rock and roll' and saw her eyes light up" reset, or some other nonsense from you.

In 1981, I was working part time at a five and dime.

My boss was Mr. Magee.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:12 pm

Rain sounds so cool
when it hits the barn roof
The Mrs. Ucan'ts wonder who you are.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:20 pm

He told me several times
That he didn't like my kind
Cause I was a bit too drunkardly

Seems I was busy
Doing something close to nothing
But different from the day before
That's when I saw her, ooooh, I saw her
She let me in through the out door, out door

She wore a chocolate moustache
Like the kind you find on a German porn whore
She wore a chocolate moustache
If it weren't for the sores, I would have nailed her more
Chocolate moustache
I think I'm grossed out

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:18 pm

mvscal wrote:
SaladTosser wrote:What makes John Lennon a genius,
He wasn't. He was a successful pop musician.

People tend to be far too liberal with the term genius.

Lennon is called a genius by many because he successfully mastered just about every category of music at the time, other than hard rock, including adult contemporary/folk (Rubber Soul), psychadelic (Sgt Pepper), Rock (The White Album, Revolver, A Hard Day's Night). Granted, McCartney wrote plenty of Beatle's tunes also, but one need look no further than his solo work to see who the real genius in the duo was.

BTW, I agree that "genius" is thrown around waaay too much in music, but feel that if it applies to anyone, it should apply to a guy who wrote music across several genres, the vast majority of which, though 40 years old or older, would still get radio play if it was produced today.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:21 pm

What facts can you draw from to argue "genius?" Way too subjective.

Total waste of time.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:22 pm

Thanks, OCGenius.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:23 pm

John Lennon can have any woman he sees...and he picks...

Yoko Ono?

...

RMoG, anyone?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:37 pm

PSUFAN wrote:John Lennon can have any woman he sees...and he picks...

Yoko Ono?

...

RMoG, anyone?

Who knows, maybe Yoko's got the best piece of pussy on the planet. She had to lure him in somehow. I'm thinking "ten dollah, fucky/sucky" had something to do with it.

Barbary Coast Barmaid wrote:Thanks, OCGenius.

Someone in the craps pit needs another Tanqueray and tonic. Chop-chop!

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:59 pm

Two of my favorite lyrics .................

Oh yeah!

In France, a skinny man died of a BIG disease with a little name
By chance his girlfriend came across a needle and soon she did the same
At home there are 17-year-old boys and their idea of fun
Is being in a gang called The Disciples
High on crack and totin' a machine gun

Time
Times

Hurricane Annie ripped the ceiling of a church and killed everyone inside
U turn on the telly and every other story is tellin' U somebody died
A sister killed her baby cuz she couldn't afford 2 feed it
And yet we're sending people 2 the moon
In September, my cousin tried reefer 4 the very first time

Now he's doing horse - it's June

Times
Times

It's silly, no?
When a rocket ship explodes and everybody still wants 2 fly
But some say a man ain't happy unless a man truly dies
Oh why?

Time
Time

Baby make a speech, Star Wars fly
Neighbors just shine it on
But if a night falls and a bomb falls
Will anybody see The Dawn?

Time
Times

Is it silly, no?
When a rocket blows and.. and everybody still wants 2 fly
Some say a man ain't happy truly until a man truly dies
Oh why, oh why?
Sign "O" the times

Time
Time

Sign "O" the times mess with your mind
Hurry before it's 2 late
Let's fall in love, get married, have a baby
We'll call him Nate
If it's a boy

Time
Times

Times
Time

I was only 16 but I guess that's no excuse
My sister was 32, lovely and loose
She don't wear no underwear
She said it only gets in her hair
And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice

My sister never made love 2 anyone else but me
She's the reason 4 my, uh, sexuality
She showed me where it's supposed 2 go
A blowjob doesn't mean blow
Incest is everything it's said 2 be

Oh sister - don't put me on the street again
Oh sister - I just wanna be your friend

I was only 16 and only half a man
My sister didn't give a goddamn
She only wanted 2 turn me out
She'd take a whip 2 me until I shout
Oh motherfucker, she's a motherfucker, can't U understand?

Oh sister - don't put me on the street again
Oh sister - I just wanna be your friend

I know what U want me 2 do
Put me on the street and make me blue

Oh sister!
Oh sister!
Oh!

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:04 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:JOAN JETT

People often accuse you of being a humorless douche.

You do little to contradict that claim.
What the fuck are you on about, Clavin?

You C & P those two words and call it a day?

Best step back, Dins.......I mean, Bushice IS in a Cover Band.