classy

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:43 pm

http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/ch ... rgers.html

Kiel cited for urinating outside downtown club

Chargers safety Terrence Kiel was cited by police for public urination outside a downtown club last month, the latest incident in a string of legal embarrassments for the Chargers stemming from the Gaslamp Quarter.

Kiel was cited in the 600 block of J Street, by the popular Jbar lounge. The San Diego City Attorney's office is reviewing the case, with Kiel scheduled for a court hearing on Feb. 20.
Meanwhile, cornerback Cletis Gordon will not face drunken-driving charges after he was arrested near the same corner, at 6th and J, in November. His blood-alcohol was below the legal limit of .08.

“However, the City Attorney's Office will keep the file open and will not pursue this case provided there are no other violations of the law,” city attorney spokeswoman Maria Velasquez said.

Tight end Ryan Krause's DUI case also still is under review by the city attorney's office, stemming from his arrest Jan. 6, this one in Pacific Beach. He also faces a court hearing in February, a busy month for Chargers legal proceedings.

In addition to his public urination citation, Kiel is to appear in court in February hoping to reach a deal with the San Diego County District Attorney on felony charges of theft and possession of a controlled substance. Kiel was arrested in September after Drug Enforcement Administration agents intercepted two packages containing 18 pint bottles of a codeine-based cough syrup. Authorities said Kiel admitted to shipping the syrup to his native Texas, where it can sell for up to $325 on the street.

Linebacker Steve Foley is facing two DUI counts after being shot near his house Sept. 3 by an off-duty police officer, who suspected him of driving drunk. Foley had been driving home after leaving Stingaree, another Gaslamp club.

Another Chargers linebacker, Shaun Phillips, was arrested in April in the Gaslamp after a struggle with police. The district and city attorneys declined to file charges in the matter.

Uhhh ..... anyone on the team not a thug, juicer, or street pisser .... ?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:11 pm

Kiel was a model student-athlete at A&M and has completely turned thug since he got to the NFL. Guess his college leadership/demeanor was simply an act.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:20 pm

Kiel has had other run-ins. Some to do with drugs, as well. That's more what I was referring to.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:22 pm

SAN DIEGO -- Chargers starting strong safety Terrence Kiel will miss Sunday's game at Baltimore following his arrest at team headquarters on felony drug charges.

Drug Enforcement Administration officials said Wednesday that Kiel admitted to shipping at least two parcels of prescription cough syrup to Texas. While Kiel did not tell the DEA his motive, the agency in Texas has found widespread abuse of codeine-based cough syrup mixed with soft drinks or drugs and referred to as "lean," said John S. Fernandes, the special agent in charge of the San Diego office.

A pint bottle of "lean" can cost between $200 and $325 on the street, he said.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:25 pm

2 felony charges and 3 misdemeanors.

Then again, I forgot you're a Charger homer. I'm an A&M Fan and all, but when you gotta smack your own, you gotta smack your own.

How can you breathe with all the sand around your head?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:28 pm

mvscal wrote:Like any of you degenerates haven't pissed on the side of a building after a night of drinking.

I usually hold it, sneak in the back door while the wife stays asleep, and then piss all over the toilet seat.

That's the extent of my violation.

I'm all class.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:43 pm

As expected.

Minimize it if it relates to you.

Dramatize it if it doesn't.

Waiting on the "dumbfuck" and we'll be done here.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:46 pm

It's cold & flu season.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:47 pm

IndyFrisco wrote: Waiting on the "dumbfuck" and we'll be done here.

It's not done until RaiderFan chimes in with something like "If Kiel didn't squat to pee he wouldn't have been caught" along with a few threats of getting shanked in the parking lot and bathroom.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:50 pm

(sometime in 2007 after Phillip Rivers is arrested in possession of 3,000 pounds of Sudafed)

Why do you care about cold medicine? I don't! It's not like he was going to start his own meth lab or anything! He just had a bad cold!

Sin,
mvscal

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:07 pm

He's charged with felony theft and possession of a controlled substance.

The only one in here offering piss weak deflections is YOU, 'tard.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:12 pm

So none of you classy folk have ever tailgated for a few hours before a concert or game and took a piss behind bushes?

If you're reply is you get in line at the port-o-potties than your a woman.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:15 pm

Kiel was just getting his "lean" on.

Drug Enforcement Administration officials said Wednesday that Kiel admitted to shipping at least two parcels of prescription cough syrup to Texas. While Kiel did not tell the DEA his motive, the agency in Texas has found widespread abuse of codeine-based cough syrup mixed with soft drinks or drugs and referred to as "lean," said John S. Fernandes, the special agent in charge of the San Diego office.

A pint bottle of "lean" can cost between $200 and $325 on the street, he said.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:18 pm

What is it to me ... ?

Theft is illegal.
Drugs are illegal.

That's what it is to me.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:25 pm

mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:He's charged with felony theft and possession of a controlled substance.
So what? What's it to you?

Straight from the KC Paul Boardbitch handbook. This particular deflection is known as the 'Derrick Thomas Turnaround' in which you suck dick of said pile of shit player's off field actions because he produces on the field.

Excellent work, Oilerfan. I suppose Moon didnt beat his wife that badly when his meatsword was holstered in your cock cozy all those years....besides, whats it to us anyway, right?

I don't and never will give a fuck about the following:

1. Pissing in alleys

2. Shipping parcels of cough syrup

3. Taking steroids

Yeah, but we do dipshit.

Sin,

The PoPo

Next time Keil air dries his pastrami pissflaps, he should locate a fucking bush to squat in first.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:28 pm

And there it is.

RACK Raydah James.

But we're still without the threats of shanking. Get them and we can wrap this one up.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:34 pm

Tom In VA wrote:And there it is.

RACK Raydah James.

But we're still without the threats of shanking. Get them and we can wrap this one up.

We dont threaten them Tom, we just do it at the game.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:36 pm

And that's a wrap.

Excellent job team. Ice cold gatorade and fresh seafood are available in the locker room lobby. Good practice.

Nice work RJ

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:06 pm

mvscal wrote:Like any of you degenerates haven't pissed on the side of a building after a night of drinking.

Cited twice...never prosecuted. Got the official Portland Police version of a "stern warning," which basically says "we'll prosecute you if you do it again"...then, I promptly went out and got caught again...pussies.

So, mv...care to explain how theft doesn't hurt other people?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:15 pm

mvscal wrote: I don't and never will give a fuck about the following:

1. Pissing in alleys

2. Shipping parcels of cough syrup

3. Taking steroids

When did you start caring about niqqers?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:20 pm

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:So, mv...care to explain how theft doesn't hurt other people?
Theft of what?

poptart wrote:In addition to his public urination citation, Kiel is to appear in court in February hoping to reach a deal with the San Diego County District Attorney on felony charges of theft and possession of a controlled substance.

I ain't the fucking district attorney, dude. Ask him.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:32 pm

mvscal wrote:You don't find it odd that they don't say what it was that he stole?

Neither here nor there, really. I'm guessing the DA didn't just make the shit up, and at least had some reason to get a grand jury indictment.

That any person with an NFL player's salary would even consider stealing or creating his own little "drug ring" is beyond me. But it seems to be the level of dumbfuckery that we've come to expect from the Chargers.

It's not that they have "no class," it's more a matter of their "class level" being a negative number, at this point.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:55 pm

Dinsdale wrote:It's not that they have "no class," it's more a matter of their "class level" being a negative number, at this point.

Cowboy fans are about to have somebody to start busting on. Nice job Chargers. We're ready to hand the torch off any time you're ready. If you can just get a Pro Bowler to mix in some hookers and some cocaine, we're off the hook.

I just want to tell you "good luck. We're all counting on you. ..."

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:14 pm

mvscal wrote:
Headhunter wrote:Cowboy fans are about to have somebody to start busting on.
You already do...the Bengals.

Exactly. Where have you been HH? The Bengals have 9 offenders on that squad. That more than triples the number of felons on the Cowboys squads of the 90's.

Boy those were the days.

420 · Post by **420** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:24 pm

Dinsdale wrote: I'm guessing the DA didn't just make the shit up, .

Want to bet?

Sin,

The Duke Lacrosse Team

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:27 pm

Terrence Kiel is a classless THUG and should go play for the Raiders or Niners.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:32 pm

trev wrote:Terrence Kiel is a classless THUG and should go play for the Raiders or Niners.

Actually, he's right at home on the Bengals West squad.

Why give up now, Doltfan-you're a mere 2 player arrests away from catching the 'Gals.

Might as well lead the league in something other than a fanbase consisting of the most CPPSI.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:38 pm

Raydah James wrote:
trev wrote:Terrence Kiel is a classless THUG and should go play for the Raiders or Niners.
Actually, he's right at home on the Bengals West squad.

Why give up now, Doltfan-you're a mere 2 player arrests away from catching the 'Gals.

Might as well lead the league in something other than a fanbase consisting of the most CPPSI.

I won't give up on them yet. Are you serious? About the arrest numbers?
I actually want my boys to stay clean and wholesome.
We have good fans just like any other team. I didn't think the Raiders had good fans until I met you and poptart. Let's not exaggerate.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:41 pm

trev wrote:
We have good fans

No, you have idiot fans.

Pile-ons out front should have told you.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:45 pm

Har-har.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:48 pm

Pretty soon, the KC folks are going to start getting pissed off, since Doltfan is taking away their claim to fame -- being able to become pile-on victims at the drop of a hat.

420 · Post by **420** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:49 pm

trev wrote:Terrence Kiel is a classless THUG and should go play for the Raiders or Niners.

No you didn't.

It must have been a brain fart. The Niners in the same sentence as the raiders?

Chargerfan is truly a mess.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:55 pm

420 wrote:
trev wrote:Terrence Kiel is a classless THUG and should go play for the Raiders or Niners.
No you didn't.

It must have been a brain fart. The Niners in the same sentence as the raiders?

Chargerfan is truly a mess.

Y2K is the only good Niner fan around these parts.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:20 am

trev wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
trev wrote:Terrence Kiel is a classless THUG and should go play for the Raiders or Niners.
Actually, he's right at home on the Bengals West squad.

Why give up now, Doltfan-you're a mere 2 player arrests away from catching the 'Gals.

Might as well lead the league in something other than a fanbase consisting of the most CPPSI.
I won't give up on them yet. Are you serious? About the arrest numbers?
I actually want my boys to stay clean and wholesome.
We have good fans just like any other team. I didn't think the Raiders had good fans until I met you and poptart. Let's not exaggerate.

AHEM....

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:13 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Headhunter wrote:Cowboy fans are about to have somebody to start busting on.
You already do...the Bengals.
Exactly. Where have you been HH? The Bengals have 9 offenders on that squad. That more than triples the number of felons on the Cowboys squads of the 90's.

Boy those were the days.

It's pretty hard to bust on the Bengals. I mean, for God's sake... they're the fucking Bengals. Kind of like beating up your little sisters boyfriend. But, I guess that means Chargerfan is off the hook as well.

The Cowboy felons won Superbowls. But that was back in the day when drugs were drugs, not cough syrup and caffeine.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:18 pm

The Assassin wrote:
trev wrote:
Raydah James wrote: Actually, he's right at home on the Bengals West squad.

Why give up now, Doltfan-you're a mere 2 player arrests away from catching the 'Gals.

Might as well lead the league in something other than a fanbase consisting of the most CPPSI.
I won't give up on them yet. Are you serious? About the arrest numbers?
I actually want my boys to stay clean and wholesome.
We have good fans just like any other team. I didn't think the Raiders had good fans until I met you and poptart. Let's not exaggerate.

AHEM....

You've always been cool.

:cool:

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:25 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Pretty soon, the KC folks are going to start getting pissed off, since Doltfan is taking away their claim to fame -- being able to become pile-on victims at the drop of a hat.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:43 pm

trev wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
trev wrote: I won't give up on them yet. Are you serious? About the arrest numbers?
I actually want my boys to stay clean and wholesome.
We have good fans just like any other team. I didn't think the Raiders had good fans until I met you and poptart. Let's not exaggerate.

AHEM....
You've always been cool.

:cool:

Trev must be on quaaludes again.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:06 pm

Mikey, those 3 are (unbelievably) 'aight. Take my word for it.