Bonds failed amphetamine test in 2006

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Bonds failed amphetamine test in 2006

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And places blame on a teammate. Shocking!

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My parents went on a "Cardinal Cruise" once. Said they talked to Mark Sweeney a great deal, and he was 100% the nicest human being ever.

I hope all the other Giants decide to take stuff from Barry's locker. Not to ingest, but just to take. Seems as if its acceptable in his mind.
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I just like the image of Bonds walking around sampling things out of teammate's lockers. What a prick.
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I can't decide what I find more funny:

A.) Bonds claiming he thought Anderson was rubbing Vitamin E and flaxseed oil on his skin for his roids defense.
2.) Bonds claiming he just rifles through his teammates lockers when they're not around and pops pills from unmarked bottles for his 'greenies' defense.
Z.) The time my ex g/f walked in on me banging her sister and I used my invisible powers to hide from her, but not until after I busted my nut, and then wiped my cock on the drapes.
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You know what Bonds punishment will be? The same as last time. NADA. Selig is too chickenshit to do anything as usual.
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First substance violation is a warning. Next will be 25 games. In his defense, he did come out and say that he did NOT receive them from Sweeney's locker. Good thing that the Giants contract with him is just an agreement as yet (has not been signed). I'm ready for them to let him go. Just my 2 cents.
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battery chucka' one wrote:Just my 2 cents.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:Just my 2 cents.
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Bonds contract with the Giants may finally be a done deal...

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=a ... &type=lgns
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Shoalzie wrote:Bonds contract with the Giants may finally be a done deal...

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=a ... &type=lgns
Sounds like the team is (finally) yanking some of his perks in this deal. One year is okay. They're still paying him too much, though.
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