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What's long and hard on a nog?

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Imus wrote:What's long and hard on a nog?
That joke was sort of funny the first 50 times i heard it.
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NjSooner wrote:
Imus wrote:What's long and hard on a nog?
That joke was sort of funny the first 50 times i heard it.

Well just FUCK YOU pal. Worthless pile of shit. Fecal drippings.


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Greg Oden is supposed to be all that and more. Would have been the #1 pick in the draft, had they allowed high schoolers to declare still.

But it seems like he's only wanted for his big body.

And has anyone else noticed that for an 18 year-old, dude is awfully slow(physically)? Seems to get slower by the game, even(granted, I haven't seen every OSU game since he started getting into games).

Give him a couple more year and a couple of injuries, and you have late-career Tree Rollins, only with less talent.
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I was at the game last night, and while he did not impress offensively, you have to remember that he still has his shooting hand in a cast and after the game Matta was looking forward to the cast coming off and Oden hoisting some threes.

The guy has definite shot-blocking ability and rebounds well. Of course, at 280 lbs, he is a little bit light for a center.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Of course, at 280 lbs, he is a little bit light for a center.

:lol:
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Tom In VA wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Of course, at 280 lbs, he is a little bit light for a center.

:lol:
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Goober McTuber wrote:Of course, at 280 lbs, he is a little bit light for a center.

Fuck you, bastard.


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A.C. Crut wrote:"Whatcha' doin?"
"Watching the Gators score another TD and drinking a Bud"
"True"
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Imus wrote:
NjSooner wrote:
Imus wrote:What's long and hard on a nog?
That joke was sort of funny the first 50 times i heard it.

Well just FUCK YOU pal. Worthless pile of shit. Fecal drippings.


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Cueball wrote:Image

Maybe Bush is right about evolution
Fucking funny...
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NjSooner wrote:
Imus wrote:
NjSooner wrote: That joke was sort of funny the first 50 times i heard it.

Well just FUCK YOU pal. Worthless pile of shit. Fecal drippings.


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Dinsdale wrote:Greg Oden is supposed to be all that and more. Would have been the #1 pick in the draft, had they allowed high schoolers to declare still.

But it seems like he's only wanted for his big body.

And has anyone else noticed that for an 18 year-old, dude is awfully slow(physically)? Seems to get slower by the game, even(granted, I haven't seen every OSU game since he started getting into games).

Give him a couple more year and a couple of injuries, and you have late-career Tree Rollins, only with less talent.

He has the potential to be a big disapointment in the NBA

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