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kcdave wrote:
kcdave wrote:Lamar Hunt - Chiefs Owner, Founder AFL - cancer. Damn I hate doing that.
Bob Barker - Game show host
Charlton Heston - Actor
Gary Glitter - musician
RiP Lamar.

Updated List:

Bob Barker - Game show host
Charlton Heston - Actor
Gary Glitter - musician
Rowdy Roddy Piper - Pro Rassler
What a bunch of fucking tards we have here.

Luth ...... you need to add in a 10 point penalty for anyone that it to fucking stupid to read who is already taken.

Maybe we should just start a new contest. Hell, death pools are just friggin creepy and morbid. The better contest would be predicting which douche bags here could not follow the most simple of rules.
hey fucktard, it's 5 selections. maybe YOU should read the rules.



1. Pick 5 names, must be famous people, list the names and what made them famous i.e. Movie they were in, political position, something that put them in the history books, significant contribution to society, commercial....etc. Once a name has been picked it can not be used again.

nice job of kyoa retard.
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Read the rules ya fucking douche bag. Is this Dec 25th?
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Ozzie Osborne-it's time
Clint Eastwood-brain hemmorage
Arnie Palmer...cock cancer
Paul McCartney-plane crash
phil Rizzuto
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Toddowen wrote:Barbara Streisand- stroke
Rod Stewart- cancer
Richie Blackmore- gunshot
Ron Wood- suicide
Dick Vermiel- cancer


edit...atomic dad already has the good humor man, I see

There’s no rule against taking your own worthless self, Tardowen. I do hope you’ve made arrangements for your next of kin to post the details here after you’re gone.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Barbara Streisand- stroke
Rod Stewart- cancer
Richie Blackmore- gunshot
Ron Wood- suicide
Dick Vermiel- cancer


edit...atomic dad already has the good humor man, I see

There’s no rule against taking your own worthless self, Tardowen. I do hope you’ve made arrangements for your next of kin to post the details here after you’re gone.
Let's get an age on that as well... dude seems to be worth at least 45 points...
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Toddowen wrote:I'll be worth 56 points in '07. 66, if you can predict the cause for my death.
Suicide of course. But do we have to predict exactly how he'll do it?

Hang?
OD?
Shotgun?
Jump off a bridge?
Step in front of a train?

You should get extra credit if you predict his exact method.
Toddowen wrote:I'll be worth 56 points in '07. 66, if you can predict the cause for my death.
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He’ll contract AIDS whilst fucking his mother. He doesn’t have the guts to off his worthless self.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Trollfessor wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I'll be worth 56 points in '07. 66, if you can predict the cause for my death.
Suicide of course. But do we have to predict exactly how he'll do it?

Hang?
OD?
Shotgun?
Jump off a bridge?
Step in front of a train?

You should get extra credit if you predict his exact method.
If dude gets exhausted on a little 12 mile, 4000 foot hike that takes him 6 fucking hours... I will go with a cardio infarction and / or respiatory arrest the next time he decides to rub one out.
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DamnTheCowboys wrote:
Bill Walsh, former 49ers head coach, leukemia


That pick looks like money.
What happens when you get the multi-billion dollar corporations - Big Tech, Big Pharma, foreign money, etc., able to form collaboration with politicians susceptible to corruption via payouts and power with the media which controls the messaging to the population of the country?
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Post by Thorhammer »

I haven't read this entire thread, but I'd like to make my predictions for death in 2007.


God willing, I predict Bace and Luther will die in early Janary 2007. Hopefully with their cokks
in each others arse.
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Trollfessor wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I'll be worth 56 points in '07. 66, if you can predict the cause for my death.
Suicide of course. But do we have to predict exactly how he'll do it?

Hang?
OD?
Shotgun?
Jump off a bridge?
Step in front of a train?

You should get extra credit if you predict his exact method.
If i off him, do i get a prize?
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!
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L45B wrote:Louis Farrakhan, U.S. Nation of Islam Leader - Prostate Cancer
James Brown, Singer - Diabetes
Joe Jackson, Father of Wacko Jacko - Stroke
John Goodman, Actor - Heart Attack
Lou Henson, Former Illinois Basketball Coach - Kidney Failure
jackpot!
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Are you allowed to select yourself?

By God if I'm gonna go this year I wanna go out a winner ;) :twisted:
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Paul Tagliabue - NFL douchebag
Walt Coleman - NFL 'referee'
Mike Carey - NFL 'referee'
Pat Bowlen - NFL owner cunt
Jon Gruden - NFL coach cunt


Good idea to pick folks who are sick, so there ya go.
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I know it's past the deadline but did anyone take Saddam? Sounds like he's gonna be hung within 30 days according the highest court of appeals in Iraq. I don't know what the policy is on death sentences in dead pools.
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Shoalzie wrote:I know it's past the deadline but did anyone take Saddam? Sounds like he's gonna be hung within 30 days according the highest court of appeals in Iraq. I don't know what the policy is on death sentences in dead pools.

Luthers 1st post in this thread, the one with the RULES wrote:The basic rules are the same as last year, except you cannot take someone that is on death row. That also applies to foreign leaders who are in the pokie waiting to be shot ('sup Saddam).
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