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Since Prussia is no more, I'm pulling for Germany.
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Now that the US is out can ESPN please stop shoving soccer down my throat??
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Jsc810 wrote:Since we're knocked out of the World Cup, now have to pull for the Motherland.

Where is euro? Time to get on his bandwagon. Long live the Queen!
It's March Madness all over again in June...make sure you leave room for your boy TTB on the wagon. :roll:
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IndyFrisco wrote:make sure you leave room for your boy TTB on the wagon. :roll:
Since when did LSU make it to the World Cup?


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Since when did you, or JSC for that matter, start pimping LSU?

We can do this all day.
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Cicero wrote:Now that the US is out can ESPN please stop shoving soccer down my throat??
The Roger Clemens fellatiofest has started.
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IndyFrisco wrote:Since when did you, or JSC for that matter, start pimping LSU?

We can do this all day.
Why does it matter?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Cicero wrote:Now that the US is out can ESPN please stop shoving soccer down my throat??
The Roger Clemens fellatiofest has started.

Fuuuuuuuck, I saw that on ESPN.com. They are saying he is making a comeback??? He missed the first fucking 60 games. So didnt Mark Prior.
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TenTallBen wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Since when did you, or JSC for that matter, start pimping LSU?

We can do this all day.
Why does it matter?
Kinda relates to the bandwagoning plot we have going on here.
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Cicero wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Cicero wrote:Now that the US is out can ESPN please stop shoving soccer down my throat??
The Roger Clemens fellatiofest has started.

Fuuuuuuuck, I saw that on ESPN.com. They are saying he is making a comeback??? He missed the first fucking 60 games. So didnt Mark Prior.
They had 7 reporters, the Goodyear blimp and all of Baseball Tonight dedicated to Clemens' limited A start. Everybody but Pedro Gomez was there. He's such a team player that he won't be a round the team, and will only be around when he's pitching. As much as I respect the Astros, I hope they don't make the playoffs because of that bitch Clemens.

Fuck ESPN and their idiot color guys. Next time Jeff Brantley says something I want to hear its a muffled "I'm going to blow my brains out with this rifle"
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IndyFrisco wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Since when did you, or JSC for that matter, start pimping LSU?

We can do this all day.
Why does it matter?
Kinda relates to the bandwagoning plot we have going on here.
You're not going to see me ever pull for any soccer team.

Football season is coming up! Go Tigers! Go Saints!!!
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True. Go San Antonio Saints.
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IndyFrisco wrote:True. Go San Antonio Saints.
They aren't going anywhere anytime soon, brah. Sorry to disappoint.
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TenTallBen wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:True. Go San Antonio Saints.
They aren't going anywhere anytime soon, brah. Sorry to disappoint.
I agree. Reggie Bush isn't the answer.
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TenTallBen wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:True. Go San Antonio Saints.
They aren't going anywhere anytime soon, brah. Sorry to disappoint.

DAMN IT TO HELL!! Why did you have to disappoint us?

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IndyFrisco wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:True. Go San Antonio Saints.
They aren't going anywhere anytime soon, brah. Sorry to disappoint.
I agree. Reggie Bush isn't the answer.
They'll make the playoffs.


(This is what you guys call pimping your team before the season starts. That way, when they actually do have a sucessful season, you can avoid being labeled as a bandwagoner during the post season)

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Cicero wrote:ESPN


"I'll take Networks not on my TV unless it's football season for $1000, Alex."

Even DURING the NFL season they just don't have time for things NFL.

Loves me some NBA on occasion, NHL is great from what I've seen, MLB doesn't suck but I don't have time for any of those, NFL is it for me then. The ESPNs even merely give lip service to those other sports so they can fit in anything remotely resembling something competitive... it's just a retarded mess.

Why is it that networks with one simple mission can't fukken stay on task? And then when they stray, they almost always suck... and then keep trying that?

HBO... a movie channel? No, sports and TV shows too! Sopranos... rack. Other than that: forgetaboutit.

ESPN: should be renamed EBTSYCA: Everything But The Sports You Care About. Fact is, NFL rules the land. If ESPN reflected that at all, there would be no need for the NFL Network.

MTV: Bwa!


A&E (arts and entertainment???): nothing but the crappiest "reality" tv offered here.


All the news channels: propaganda


TV is sux and is gax.




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velo goes yard.

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Jsc810 wrote:FUCK YEAH THEY"LL WIN THE FUCKING SUPER FUCKING BOWL!!!!!!!!!!

No dude. They got Reggie Bush now. That's bandwagoning. You would have needed to call that shot fifteen years ago for it to be legit.

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Never pimped LSU until Matt Mauck led them to a BCS victory.

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IndyFrisco wrote:Never pimped LSU until Matt Mauck led them to a BCS victory.

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We must have been on different boards for the Sugar Bowl '04.

Texas A&M done shit lately?
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velocet wrote:
Why is it that networks with one simple mission can't fukken stay on task? And then when they stray, they almost always suck... and then keep trying that?

HBO... a movie channel? No, sports and TV shows too! Sopranos... rack. Other than that: forgetaboutit.
I liked the Pornucopia series on HBO.. I think HBO's mission is to turn a profit.
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Jsc810 wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Never pimped LSU until Matt Mauck led them to a BCS victory.

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WTF are you talking about? I've been going to Tiger stadium since I was in grade school and now live about two miles away from it.
He's a fucking idiot....obviously.
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Mississippi Neck wrote:I think HBO's mission is to turn a profit.


Their ultimate goal is to turn a profit. The mission pursuant to that end is to show movies (Home Box Office). Where's the controversy? Oh wait, there is none, it's just MN doing his routine contrarian best to start with me. Ok, Cowboy fan, let's go the rounds.




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mvscal wrote:Soccer, huh? Whatever...
Shut up you boring cunt. Go back to defending your shitty failure of a war.

And no, JSC - STAY AWAY FROM THE ENGLAND. They'll only break your heart, like they have mine many times before.

Go with Argentina, seeing as your lot were practically on their side during the Falklands.
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Do you limeys actuallt think we routed for argentina during that momentary Royal Navy return to greatness thing? I think you'll find that we were solidly on your side, not that you needed it. South Americans seem to be much better at footie than warfare.

As for who to root for, I have to go with Ghana. There are a number of Ghanaians at work. Every last one of them damn nice guys. They looked like little kids opening their christmas presents yesterday. One of them even ran a bit of good natured smack my way. I would too, were I him.

I told him that I wasn't aware there were enough folks in ghana to even field a team. He reminded me that they were 22 million strong. The fact that 21.99999 million of them are too poor to have enough idle time to actually play sahkah makes their showing particularly impressive.

Rack the black stars or whatever silly name it is they go by.
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velo, no love for The Wire, you ballmer curmudgeon?
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Mississippi Neck wrote:
velocet wrote:
Why is it that networks with one simple mission can't fukken stay on task? And then when they stray, they almost always suck... and then keep trying that?

HBO... a movie channel? No, sports and TV shows too! Sopranos... rack. Other than that: forgetaboutit.
I liked the Pornucopia series on HBO.. I think HBO's mission is to turn a profit.
Their "America Undercover" and other documentaries kick some ass too.....
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velocet wrote:
Mississippi Neck wrote:I think HBO's mission is to turn a profit.


Their ultimate goal is to turn a profit. The mission pursuant to that end is to show movies (Home Box Office). Where's the controversy? Oh wait, there is none, it's just MN doing his routine contrarian best to start with me. Ok, Cowboy fan, let's go the rounds.




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TenDUI'sBen College Basketball Post Total:

1999 - Mar 21, 2006: 0
Mar 22, 2006 - April 6, 2006: ~30

LSU beats Texas in Elite 8 and moves on to Final 4 (March 25).
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:lol:

TeenTantrumBen thinks LSU stands for Lushes Sucking Up
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IndyFrisco wrote:TenDUI'sBen College Basketball Post Total:

1999 - Mar 21, 2006: 0
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LSU beats Texas in Elite 8 and moves on to Final 4 (March 25).
Why do you even care, dipshit? So fucking what?
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I AM NOT A BANDWAGONER!!!!!!!!

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PSUFAN wrote:I AM NOT A BANDWAGONER!!!!!!!!

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Is that all you got?
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I guess the filter is funneling off your funnay.
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All you really gotta say is "Yeah, I'm a bandwagoner." and I'll drop it. Until then, watching you claim not to be is just too funny to me.

Especially the "Just because I only come around pimping this team when they are doing good doesn't make me a bandwagoner" shit. Priceless.
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IndyFrisco wrote:All you really gotta say is "Yeah, I'm a bandwagoner." and I'll drop it.
I think the term you are looking for is "Fairweather Fan".
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ONE fucking goal in 90 minutes? Since the whole intent of the sport is to score goals, WTF were they doing for the other 89:59?

I think you could watch the grass grow with more enthusiasm except for the players running around stomping it back down.

maybe if they take out the goalies then you might have some thing worth viewing.
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so.. has anyone determined how much loot was paid to that italian who gave the US a goal last week by kicking it into his own net?



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The destruction of deutchland begins!!!

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STUTTGART, Germany — Police broke up two brief but violent disturbances involving English soccer fans Saturday, arresting more than 300 people the day before England plays Ecuador in a World Cup second-round match.

Following Germany's 2-0 afternoon win over Sweden, English and German fans clashed in a plaza near outdoor viewing screens in this southern German city. German fans were singing in celebration when England fans began throwing plastic chairs and bottles at them, police spokeswoman Christiane Honer said.

Five Germans were injured before officers in riot gear separated the two sides. Police two or three deep corralled the English fans and waded into the crowd, arresting them one by one. In all, 200 people were arrested, most of them English, police spokesman Stefan Keilbach said.

About 50,000 England fans were expected in Stuttgart for Sunday's England-Ecuador match. They were greeted with a heavy security presence — about 1,800 officers on patrol along with British police.

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Early Saturday in the same downtown area, police arrested 122 English fans who had been throwing bottles and glasses at passers-by from a pub terrace.

In that incident, arriving officers also became targets of what police described as drunken fans. Eventually the disturbance required about 200 police, including British officers who helped calm their compatriots.

No one was reported injured. Those fans will be held until Monday, police said.

In Munich, where Germany beat Sweden, 56 people were arrested in various incidents, police spokeswoman Veronika Flemisch said. Aside from several arrested for trying to hop the fence into a separate stadium where the game was being broadcast, others were arrested for offenses such as drug possession and public drunkenness.

"I wouldn't call it quiet with all the people in the city, but there's nothing serious," Flemisch said.
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