The smack is flowing freely now

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:32 pm

This place needs some board name changes. I thought the mods here could really bring it. Does anyone talk shit around here or is everyone just seating around waiting for a half decent topic to discuss, let me know I'm already losing interest.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:33 pm

Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:34 pm

it's a good thing you showed up. We were running short of cowards who hide behind troll names.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:53 pm

Cicero wrote:Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.

I'm not from .net dumbshit, take a look around I hate that place too.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:54 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:it's a good thing you showed up. I haven't had anything productive to say for weeks.

Glad I could help :D

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:55 pm

bishop wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:it's a good thing you showed up. I haven't had anything productive to say for weeks.
Glad I could help :D

OH SNAP!
AGAIN WIF THE EDITS!

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:04 pm

bishop wrote:
Cicero wrote:Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.
I'm not from .net dumbshit, take a look around I hate that place too.

...oxyMORON much?

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:12 pm

ChargerMike wrote:
bishop wrote:
Cicero wrote:Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.
I'm not from .net dumbshit, take a look around I hate that place too.

...oxyMORON much?

You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:17 pm

Who let Bishop out of the crib again? God damn people, if you're not gonna mind the anklebiter (or is that anklegrabber?), I'll have to call in the Dept. of Child Services to mind the little fuckstick.

Now put this Gerber feedin bed wetter back in his place.

Thank you.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:22 pm

Roofer wrote:Myself just like the many on here, have no real ability to run anyone, so if some of you assgrabbers don't mind please give me a helping hand trying to figure out a way to run this guy because I alone can't accomplish much.

There right behind you bubba.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:26 pm

So far it's been nothing but FTFY edit smack and I use the term "smack" loosely. Is that all you got?

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:30 pm

bishop wrote:
Roofer wrote:Myself just like the many on here, have no real ability to run anyone, so if some of you assgrabbers don't mind please give me a helping hand trying to figure out a way to run this guy because I alone can't accomplish much.
There right behind you bubba.

Bishop,

Just because you're more willing to double as a fucking internet punching back for even the weakest of smackers, instead of logging out like any sane person would, doesn't make you a hero or anything, bro. Just makes you fodder for our daily amusement.

Now I'm about to hand your ass to you on two boards, and handle my business here at my job. Let me apologize though for using that dirsty 3 letter word on you, as it's obvious you haven't the ability to hold one yourself.

And no, polishing the knob of your 2nd cousin Louie doesn't constitute a job, even if he does give you a lollipop and a couple bits.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:33 pm

bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
bishop wrote:I'm not from .net dumbshit, take a look around I hate that place too.

...oxyMORON much?
You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.

It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:34 pm

Roofer wrote:
bishop wrote:
Roofer wrote:Myself just like the many on here, have no real ability to run anyone, so if some of you assgrabbers don't mind please give me a helping hand trying to figure out a way to run this guy because I alone can't accomplish much.
There right behind you bubba.

Bishop,

Just because you're more willing to double as a fucking internet punching back for even the weakest of smackers, instead of logging out like any sane person would, doesn't make you a hero or anything, bro. Just makes you fodder for our daily amusement.

Now I'm about to hand your ass to you on two boards, and handle my business here at my job. Let me apologize though for using that dirsty 3 letter word on you, as it's obvious you haven't the ability to hold one yourself.

And no, polishing the knob of your 2nd cousin Louie doesn't constitute a job, even if he does give you a lollipop and a couple bits.

Just because you figured out a way to log onto your bosses computer at Dairy Queen doesn't constitute doing a job and talking smack all at the same time.

I guess I can't expect much from a guy who's idea of multi-tasking is giving his brother the reach around while hammering his own ass with Grandma's wooden dildo. Go fucking earn a real living and STFU.

bishop · Post by **bishop** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:35 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:
bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
...oxyMORON much?
You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.
It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie.

Agreed fags that put up their own arm tatoos for avatars just screams "mommy didn't love me"

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:40 pm

can I get a Buster Bar?
TIA

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:16 pm

Cicero wrote:Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.

Yeah, you're so above it all.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:23 pm

bishop wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:
bishop wrote:You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.
It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie.
Agreed fags that put up their own arm tatoos for avatars just screams "mommy didn't love me"

Left him alone in the trailer to fend for himself, I spose.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:49 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:
bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
...oxyMORON much?
You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.
It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie.

I'm sure you've been in the presence of a few of those. "No, Elaine, it's not you, I promise"

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:04 pm

bishop wrote:
Roofer wrote:
bishop wrote:There right behind you bubba.

Bishop,

Just because you're more willing to double as a fucking internet punching back for even the weakest of smackers, instead of logging out like any sane person would, doesn't make you a hero or anything, bro. Just makes you fodder for our daily amusement.

Now I'm about to hand your ass to you on two boards, and handle my business here at my job. Let me apologize though for using that dirsty 3 letter word on you, as it's obvious you haven't the ability to hold one yourself.

And no, polishing the knob of your 2nd cousin Louie doesn't constitute a job, even if he does give you a lollipop and a couple bits.
Just because you figured out a way to log onto your bosses computer at Dairy Queen doesn't constitute doing a job and talking smack all at the same time.

I guess I can't expect much from a guy who's idea of multi-tasking is giving his brother the reach around while hammering his own ass with Grandma's wooden dildo. Go fucking earn a real living and STFU.

Well I don't know if I should congratulate you for actually trying to run somethin at me, or laugh at you for the Dairy Queen mini-blast. I'm sorry I couldn't contemplate this dilemma sooner as I was busy in a meeting with an aircraft hinge supplier to discuss some quality problems we have found on their product. God damn, when did Dairy Queen start buying and exporting aircraft hinges? Hmmm...who woulda thunk it. Talk about diversifying your business. Oh shit....I started using big words again, didn't I junior? Maybe I oughta just keep it to "grandmas with wooden dildos" so your feeble mind can keep up.

But again, congrats for trying to run some smack. At least it won't seem like a waste of mine and everyone else's time now.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:22 pm

~honk, honk~

Can I get that Buster Bar? Hello?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:12 am

bishop wrote:Just because you figured out a way to log onto your bosses computer at Dairy Queen doesn't constitute doing a job and talking smack all at the same time.

I guess I can't expect much from a guy who's idea of multi-tasking is giving his brother the reach around while hammering his own ass with Grandma's wooden dildo. Go fucking earn a real living and STFU.

Smack Lexicon Usage Chart

X 'someone else's computer' reference

X 'fast food restaurant worker' reference

X 'talking smack' reference

X 'giving reach around' reference

_ 'I'm rubber, you're glue' reference

X 'grandma' reference

X 'dildo' reference

_ 'you like to suck dick' reference

X 'earn "real" cayesh' reference

Bishop touched most all bases with that healthy blast.

Ooooh what might have been, had Jeffins in THE 'ego brought it with such force.

Props be to bishop.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:39 am

I'll settle for a plumper and a medium slurpmee.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:55 pm

Is the same Bishop his wife made him stop posting at anothet troll board?

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread. ... ght=bishop

after his many meltdowns.............

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread. ... ght=bishop

Trolls looking for him..............
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread. ... ght=bishop

more Bishop drama

http://spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=215184

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:57 pm

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Default Re: Where Did That Bishop Guy Go?
I'm here but I've been posting at another forum where I have some friends. Plus I've been running smack at TT and .net and spent yesterday pissing some yoyo's off at T1B. Plus I've been shooting pool about 30 hours a week so its cut my www time down. You guys are doing great without me but I may make a few posts here today just for ole time sake

Rack Bishop for stirring the pot on multiple boards.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:16 pm

Plus I've been running smack

Link?

pissing some yoyo's off at T1B.

Link?

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:24 pm

RACK ^