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It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

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Tiny Tim
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Post by Tiny Tim »

I hope somebody hep me pretty soon.


merry christmas to all
I wanna be a bace

Post by I wanna be a bace »

Help you? Help ME! Wifey asked me to use EXACTLY one-half teaspoon Caraway seed in the goulash I'm supposed to make for her tonight and I only have enough for one-quarter! Can I substitute fennel? Turmeric? I need help, people!
Pomegranate Cheesecake

Post by Pomegranate Cheesecake »

Remember when you tried to make me for the lovely wife but you screwed it up and she threw you in a tiny bamboo cage, Bizzarofelice?
Tiny Arms

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I cant reach my crank!
:sad:
Brokeback_the_Spongebath

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I only wish that was the least of my problems.
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heh heh

i love this forum
help me scrape the mucus off my brain
Random Racker

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RACK!
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Tiny Tim
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Post by Tiny Tim »

time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe


somebody hep me
Dumpster Diver

Post by Dumpster Diver »

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe


somebody hep me
I found this for ya tim

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Merry Xmas
Tiny Crank

Post by Tiny Crank »

I cant reach my arms.

:sad:
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Why have I not been reading this forum before? This is gold... :lol:
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Evil Santa

Post by Evil Santa »

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe
I think one more day of starving and you'll be small enough to fit in a child's stocking.

Just imagine the happy children all sleepy-eyed and wandering downstairs to see what Santa brought them. Little Billy got a BBGun, Tommy got train set and Susie got a 4 lb. starved ethnic boy.

Speak for little Susie.
Pneumonia

Post by Pneumonia »

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe
Have we met?
Death

Post by Death »

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

Thursday good for you?
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Tiny Tim
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dats tomorrow.

I needs another ham sammich or chick bone

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Can I have your ukelele?
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
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bf

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PSUFAN wrote:Can I have your ukelele?
I should delete this to help the board.
I should delete this to help your image.
skidmark

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psufan.

call me
LK_Hick

Post by LK_Hick »

Bill,

Call me.

And if you could bring your checkbook, that would be super.
LK_Lick

Post by LK_Lick »

and don't forget the fridge dollies
Big Bill Hawky

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Come on, sweets. Lemme jam my peeled baby carrot between those droopy bologna flaps again.
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eject wrote:eject
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Tiny Tim
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Post by Tiny Tim »

christmas eve, I be about dead and you all jiving bullaZzzzzzShitt around. fukkers...

serious now, this about it fo me....

I too weak to fight with the gulls over fries out the window in da parking lot now...



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Looter Joahlquin

Post by Looter Joahlquin »

I breeng the beer for the Ti-ny Teem.
Wake up boy. Wake up.

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Elton John

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Help you? Someone needs to help me find another mimosa.

Please my dear boy. I'm 2nd knuckle deep in my wonderfully extravagant honeymoon with my new husband. I hope to find items about your size and suck on them until they decorate me like my face was a tinsel covered christmas tree.
Empty Champagne Bottle

Post by Empty Champagne Bottle »

Help me.

I was once proud and full of expensive champagne. One night in the Elton John honeymoon suite and I'm covered in felchampagne.
Soul Food

Post by Soul Food »

I would mop up this thread with some corn bread.
Last Poets

Post by Last Poets »

Have you seen the skinny little boy that chases the white ghost at night?
scrooge 06

Post by scrooge 06 »

Well....

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is the little whelp dead yet or not?

can I please have some peace!
R. Budd Dwyer

Post by R. Budd Dwyer »

I could use some Excedrin right about now.
Tony Dungy

Post by Tony Dungy »

Where did you find my kindergarten picture?
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Tiny Tim
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Post by Tiny Tim »

hello

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I be Timmie's mom. He dead now.
But he lef me his password ax I say bye

We keepin his pants for remembering

bye
dumpster diver

Post by dumpster diver »

Tiny Tim wrote:hello

I be Timmie's mom. He dead now.
you ate the sandwich I fished out of the dumpster for him didn't you, you pathetic overweight biotch?

timmy could have lived for months on that sandwich.......
Tiny Tim's Mammie

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whitey got me down

and dat picture of me is a link to whitey doin it
Rack Bace

Post by Rack Bace »

Up and left
Eddie Sutton

Post by Eddie Sutton »

GRRAARRRR!!!!! ANYONE NEED A RIDE!?!
Big Country

Post by Big Country »

HUR?
WayDrunkBen

Post by WayDrunkBen »

Eddie Sutton wrote:GRRAARRRR!!!!! ANYONE NEED A RIDE!?!
Nopesh, I'm all good to go- whoops, dropped my keys. Hang on.

Okay...gonna take off now...see you guysh later.
Town of Stillwater

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Eddie Sutton wrote:GRRAARRRR!!!!! ANYONE NEED A RIDE!?!
Thanks. Them cows ain't gonn tip themselves, you know.
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