Top 10 reasons not to waste your time tomorrow on ABC

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:13 am

10. SCum has had only 1 week off, not 3 like UCLA.

9. UCLA now has 3 starters on the O-line out for the game.

8. Dorrell has not shown he can coach a game of any importance.

7. UCLA's defense ranks 115 out of 119.

6. Only 22,000 seats offered UCLA in the 90,000+ colisseum.

5. SCum has the confidence from the past 2 years.

4. UCLA has not played 1 decent game wearing their whites.

3. SCum traditionally gets the calls in this series.

2. Drew Olson has done it with mirrors and will be exposed tomorrow.

1. Final prediction: SCum - 82, UCLA -0

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:41 am

10. What the fuck does that mean.

9. Cry for me. Injuries are still part of the game.

8. Who's Dorrel :P .

7. So what. You and the rest of the cfb world knows if UCLA has a chance, it's in a shootout.

6. as a percentage that's way more seats alotted than in any other rivalry I've ever heard of.

5. excuse

4. pussy excuse

3. Jon=bitch of an excuse!!

2. Who the fuck are you rooting for?

1. If you are a UCLA fan, please turn in your card. You're a worse naysayer than Lou Holtz.

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:22 am

I for one will be tuning in to see the Heisman debate settled once and for all. Reggie the Gangbanger (sup Sky) and his mates will have an advantage as they'll know the numbers VY put up earlier. Not saying they'll taylor their game plan around getting The President some hardware, but it could mean leaving him in a little longer if it's a blowout.

I'll be watchin.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:59 am

I'll be tapin', and tryin' like hell not to find out anything about the game all day until I get home tomorrow night to watch the tape.

Fuggen work. I just know some assdart is going to try to ruin it for me before I can make it home.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:06 am

[Beavis] He said ass dart [Beavis]

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:32 am

WolverineSteve wrote:
2. Who the fuck are you rooting for?

Just parroting the conventional wisdom and summarizing all the cumulative knowledge of the prognosticators that has been spewing all over the college football world....

That said, I think I'll tune in. :wink:

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:49 am

now I get it. My bad!

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:22 am

The Seer wrote:10. SCum has had only 1 week off, not 3 like UCLA.

9. UCLA now has 3 starters on the O-line out for the game.

8. Dorrell has not shown he can coach a game of any importance.7. UCLA's defense ranks 115 out of 119.

6. Only 22,000 seats offered UCLA in the 90,000+ colisseum.

5. SCum has the confidence from the past 2 years.

4. UCLA has not played 1 decent game wearing their whites.

3. SCum traditionally gets the calls in this series.

2. Drew Olson has done it with mirrors and will be exposed tomorrow.

1. Final prediction: SCum - 82, UCLA -0

Funny how critics only figure your important games as the ones you lost. When you win they just denigrate your opponent and/or how you won. Thus making it not a big win anymore.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:56 pm

OKlahoma-Villanova on ESPN.

:D

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:43 pm

I'll watch USC/UCLA it to see the final game for Tommy Trojan, II.

socal · Post by **socal** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:07 pm

My only reason for missing the second half will be if my kid's soccer team advances in tournament play. Then again, I can multi-task and shout directions while watching the game on a portable TV.

Seer, have a little faith, bro.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:50 pm

your kid plays soccer? what is he 3? 4? get the kid out of ballerina ball before he learns to dive like Greg Looseanus and gets in touch with his sensitive side

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:20 am

Holy shit seer, you had this shit right on!!

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:22 am

WolverineSteve wrote:Holy shit seer, you had this shit right on!!

Wurd.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:25 am

I know my college football.

P.S. Take SC whatever the spread vs. Texas.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:27 am

Texas might have scored 90 on UCLA today.

GreginPG · Post by **GreginPG** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:40 am

WolverineSteve wrote:Texas might have scored 90 on UCLA today.

USC might have as well.

socal · Post by **socal** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:57 am

SoCalTrjn wrote:your kid plays soccer? what is he 3? 4? get the kid out of ballerina ball before he learns to dive like Greg Looseanus and gets in touch with his sensitive side

Actually she's 10, and would have held SC to 45.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:56 pm

Thats cause SC doesnt play ballerina ball.
at 10 he should have started playing Junior All American for 4 years now

T1B

Top 10 reasons not to waste your time tomorrow on ABC

Top 10 reasons not to waste your time tomorrow on ABC

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