Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

[Mikey]

Ultra Maroon of page 32

[Rootbeer]

Typical for a Cardinals fan.

[mvscal]

That's awesome!

Sin,

15 years ago.

[FiatLux]

https://x.com/PeopleGotFUp/status/1921555641510092865



Yes, please.

[Diego in Seattle]

https://x.com/PeopleGotFUp/status/1921555641510092865



Yes, please.

Sexpresso stands are a dime a dozen in the Emerald City.

[FiatLux]

https://x.com/PeopleGotFUp/status/1921555641510092865



Yes, please.

Sexpresso stands are a dime a dozen in the Emerald City.

Do they have her?

If not. I don't care.

[Mikey]

Catch of the year, yesterday, for sure.

[Diego in Seattle]

[bungle clone]

[Roux]

Cracker? Alvin Roché is black. Nice guy, good attorney, a real straight arrow.

[bungle clone]

thot u mite njoy

but don't sleep on colorism---hi Yella bougie house n-----a like Roché mite as well be craka

[Diego in Seattle]

thot u mite njoy

but don't sleep on colorism---hi Yella bougie house n-----a like Roché mite as well be craka

We need some help here...

[Sudden Sam]

https://apnews.com/video/video-captures ... e693e9f9ae

[bungle clone]

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Are trying to make Pythons head explode?

No cool velo, not cool at all.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Team Donut Theory

[Mikey]

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

WASHINGTON—Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose of the homeland security secretary’s outfit, sources confirmed Monday they were not sure why Kristi Noem was wearing a firefighter helmet, night-vision goggles, high heels, and a wet suit. “Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said one of the sources, who frowned as they took in the sight of the overdressed DHS chief adjusting the quiver of arrows she wore over her back. “We’re in a conference room, but maybe she’s going somewhere afterwards? But where exactly would that be? I don’t remember any of the previous homeland security secretaries wearing that, but maybe I just wasn’t paying attention?” At press time, Noem was reportedly putting on a ghillie suit.

[Roach]

One of the trump Barbie Doll battalion.

[Dr_Phibes]

She's really kinky or really nuts.

[Mikey]

She's really kinky or really nuts.

Maybe both.

[Slap]

I've been in the habit of jerking off to Kristi Noem at least once every six or seven days.

[Peter Duncan]

I've been in the habit of jerking off to Kristi Noem at least once every six or seven days.

Looks like you hit her right in the eye with that last big load Dad, and now she wearing a patch. Is she goaan be ok. Good job thanks for teaching me how to jack off. Slap Slap slsp

[Diego in Seattle]

She's really kinky or really nuts.

Just don't do it doggy style with her...

[Meat Head]

She's really kinky or really nuts.

Just don't do it doggy style with her...

Hey it was a bad dog. Wouldn't be quiet and chase pheasants.... wanted to play.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

She's really kinky or really nuts.

Just don't do it doggy style with her...

Not bad. I'll give it a 42 but I can't dance to it.

[Carson]

Resistance is futile.

[The Seer]

San Francisco Protesters Spell Out 'No King' With Sidewalk Poop

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an inspiring display of solidarity to voice their opposition to President Donald Trump's policies, San Francisco protesters spelled out "No King" with sidewalk feces.

"This will show Trump how much better off we are without his policies!" shouted one angry San Franciscan as he sculpted handfuls of excrement into the giant letter "N." "Our city is the perfect example of the liberal utopia that can be achieved if we get rid of the bigoted, hateful ideas promoted by conservatives. May the smell of this poop be a sign to Trump and his fascist administration of how much of a stench his policies are! Somebody hand me some more feces!"

"In other cities, we wouldn't be able to pull this off. Thanks to the leadership from our elected Democratic officials, we've got an abundant surplus of sidewalk feces. Take that, Trump!"

[Mikey]

Resistance is futile.

Kristi doesn't hold a candle to Seven of Nine.

[Dr_Phibes]

People of Earth!

I come to you from an erotic 90s Star Trek parody. Take me to Bob Guccione at once.

[FiatLux]

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

WASHINGTON—Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose of the homeland security secretary’s outfit, sources confirmed Monday they were not sure why Kristi Noem was wearing a firefighter helmet, night-vision goggles, high heels, and a wet suit. “Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said one of the sources, who frowned as they took in the sight of the overdressed DHS chief adjusting the quiver of arrows she wore over her back. “We’re in a conference room, but maybe she’s going somewhere afterwards? But where exactly would that be? I don’t remember any of the previous homeland security secretaries wearing that, but maybe I just wasn’t paying attention?” At press time, Noem was reportedly putting on a ghillie suit.

I guess she's not a surfer. You don't need a wetsuit in LA this time of year.

O'Neill is a good suit... but I'll stick with my Upcycler.



Found this a while ago and started laughing...

The Posse

My guys... and not to forget Bianca, Izzi, and Zoe. And RACK JOB. Best guy ever.

Pretty much my life for 3 or 4 days a week when I not on the road.

[Meat Head]

Years and years of bullshit and fantasy and Never even one picture.

[Diego in Seattle]

Obviously she was fighting a wildfire & got sucked up by a CL-415....

[FiatLux]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics ... -hostpital


I blame neoprene. Or a dog.

[Diego in Seattle]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics ... -hostpital


I blame neoprene. Or a dog.

She's going to steal a nurse's uniform....

[bungle clone]

Years and years of bullshit and fantasy and Never even one picture.

over at .net Bill-DC used to do PETs that were quite good, even to me and I'm familiar with the area.

I thought about it, still might, but d.c. is pretty well documented photographically (-marcus allen). & google street view has all the rest sooo....

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Years and years of bullshit and fantasy and Never even one picture.

over at .net Bill-DC used to do PETs that were quite good, even to me and I'm familiar with the area.

I thought about it, still might, but d.c. is pretty well documented photographically (-marcus allen). & google street view has all the rest sooo....

I think you misapprehend what this board wants from a Dem Shithole PET. Nobody wants to see paper boat races in the park and cherry blossoms on the river. Everyone has seen that shit. We want to see two bums fighting over a pair of pants in front of a strip mall with a nail salon (korean), liquor store, and title loan. We want to see where tanks tore up asphalt during that dumbass parade. How about an AOC impersonator tastefully dancing in an upscale gentleman's club? Is that too fukken hard?