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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3v6drp96zo
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The plane crashed into accommodation used by doctors
I guess that's handy. It's like falling into the pool at a lifeguard convention.
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Didn't a plane in Minnesota crash into a pillow factory or something weird like that recently?
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Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Thu Jun 12, 2025 4:05 pmMinnesota crash into a pillow factory
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You just gave DiS a link to blame Trump with.

My Pillow guy.

MUHHHH TRUMP!!!
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See? That's one of the survivors.
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Excellent thread title.

The Unbreakable/Split/Glass trilogy is criminally underrated. It's a superhero movie for thinking people. And maybe that's the problem. Moviegoers have been conditioned to turn their brains off at the opening credits.
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Where is Pitbull when you need him?
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[invis_____mem]

Holy shit, it works!
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu Jun 12, 2025 4:16 pm Excellent thread title.

The Unbreakable/Split/Glass trilogy is criminally underrated. It's a superhero movie for thinking people. And maybe that's the problem. Moviegoers have been conditioned to turn their brains off at the opening credits.
And go figure— the guy that survived this crash was a Shamalayananamanam.
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The police there are saying he jumped out before the crash. :shock:

There's video of him limping away to an ambulance. :shock: :shock:
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Carson wrote: ↑Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:33 pm The police there are saying he jumped out before the crash. :shock:

There's video of him limping away to an ambulance. :shock: :shock:
That's plain stupid.

Step off a vehicle going 150mph & see how you fare (and that's a very low end guess at the speed of the a/c.

I'm going to guess that FOD on the runway will be the culprit of the crash.
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Carson wrote: ↑Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:33 pm The police there are saying he jumped out before the crash. :shock:

There's video of him limping away to an ambulance. :shock: :shock:

As kids we used to ask - why not just jump UP at the doorway right before hitting ground...Looks like the police there are going with it.
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Now he's saying the section he was in didn't catch fire and he squeezed out the emergency door.
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Fickle Finger of Fate.....


One Indian survives an unsurvivable plane crash...and another Indian dies from a bee sting a day apart.

Billionaire friend of Prince William dies from heart attack after 'swallowing a bee': Tributes to Indian businessman, 53, who collapsed while playing polo

Sunjay Kapur, 53, collapsed in front of horrified teammates during the game at Guards Polo Club in Windsor.

Indian-born Mr Kapur was thought to have suffered a fatal heart attack after being stung in the mouth, potentially triggering anaphylactic shock.

Mr Kapur, chairman of global car parts giant Sona Comstar, had hours earlier paid tribute online to the victims of yesterday's Air India plane crash tragedy.
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It’s still possible he may have a Sixth Sense of whispering to his loved ones late at night, what a bee stinger tastes like.
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The Seer wrote: ↑Fri Jun 13, 2025 7:06 pmIndian-born Mr Kapur was thought to have suffered a fatal heart attack after being stung in the mouth, potentially triggering anaphylactic shock.
Well...shit. That was random.

Dump his carcass in the sacred Ganges River so it can float by while street shitting savages brush their teeth in the effluvia. It's what he would have wanted.
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Polo is still safer than golfing with John Elway.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Jun 14, 2025 1:01 am Polo is still safer than golfing with John Elway.

I laughed.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Jun 14, 2025 1:01 am Polo is still safer than golfing with John Elway.
'Hunting quail with Dick Cheney' has upvoted your comment.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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L45B wrote: ↑Fri Jun 13, 2025 10:13 pm It’s still possible he may have a Sikhth Sense of whispering to his loved ones late at night, what a bee stinger tastes like.
FTFY
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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mvscal wrote: ↑Sat Jun 14, 2025 12:57 am. . . street shitting savages brush their teeth in the effluvia.
Very eloquent and descriptive, near poetry.
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Rack the Sikhth Sense. Nice.
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mvscal wrote: ↑Sat Jun 14, 2025 1:43 am
L45B wrote: ↑Fri Jun 13, 2025 10:13 pm It’s still possible he may have a Sikhth Sense of whispering to his loved ones late at night, what a bee stinger tastes like.
FTFY
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mvscal came thru with the ultimate wicket straight drive Tikki Chaat :lol:
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