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FiatLux wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:50 pmHe's a California kid. But we don't claim him since he's from the central valley(okies).
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FiatLux wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:50 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 12:23 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 10:15 am But Josh Allen stepped up and handed it to the Jets.
Allen is the definition of million dollar arm and 10 cent brain. Dude could be a Hall of Famer. But he's too stupid to realize it.


He's a California kid. But we don't claim him since he's from the central valley(okies).
Which explains how Devin Nunes kept getting sent back to Congress....
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 11:21 am
Which explains how Devin Nunes kept getting sent back to Congress....
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Six TDs scored today by Cal …err…Stanford alumni in the Niners vs Cards game today. McCaffrey with four and rookie Wilson with two for AZ.

It was almost seven but Ertz dropped a sure TD in the last minute
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CMC is a beast.
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FiatLux wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:02 pm CMC is a beast.
Should have won the Heisman in 2015, though I can't say that Derrick Henry was undeserving. Over 3800 all purpose yards? Come on. 461 against the Condoms in the CCG which happened, unfortunately, after a lot of the votes had already been cast.

They way he plays, I'm a little surprised that he's still going so strong. Though he seems to know how to deliver some massive hits without taking too many on himself.
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Mikey wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:21 pm
FiatLux wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:02 pm CMC is a beast.
They way he plays, I'm a little surprised that he's still going so strong. Though he seems to know how to deliver some massive hits without taking too many on himself.

Watch his workout regime.
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FiatLux wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:31 pm


Watch his workout regime.
No, you. Lift and steam with your monitor.
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Kal…looking pretty good against the Condoms, who have virtually no D.
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Missed it by THAT much. Too bad only one team can lose.
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Enough to knock USC out of the Top 25. Caleb better enjoy his NIL money because his draft stock is dropping fast. Oregon is going to shove it so far up their ass, they're going to wish a condom was in play.
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A. Rodg' for VP!



RFK Jr. reportedly considering Aaron Rodgers as VP pick

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6348915705112



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Similarly qualified.
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Cal


The Lions sign J. Goff to an extension.
Four years, 212 million dollars.

https://www.nfl.com/news/lions-qb-jared ... -extension
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Softball Bat wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 12:47 am Cal


The Lions sign J. Goff to an extension.
Four years, 212 million dollars.

https://www.nfl.com/news/lions-qb-jared ... -extension
Dayum :shock: 212 million?

And poor Joe Namath wasn't even allowed to keep his part ownership in a Manhattan bar...
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Softball Bat wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 12:47 am Cal


The Lions sign J. Goff to an extension.
Four years, 212 million dollars.

https://www.nfl.com/news/lions-qb-jared ... -extension

Good San Francisco Bay Area Kid. Played high school football 15 minutes from The City. And went to college just across the bay from The City.

Good taste in the ladies, as well.



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Go Bears!
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If I made 50 mil per annum, I’d have great(er) taste in the ladies, too.

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Rodgers will sign with the Steelers.

One year deal.


https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/454 ... ources-say
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They must be desperate.
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Softball Bat wrote: Fri Jun 06, 2025 6:35 pm Rodgers will sign with the Steelers.

One year deal.


https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/454 ... ources-say
"Getting a QB like Rodgers at this point in his career is like bagging your high school's prettiest cheerleader when she's 40 & has 4 kids." :lol:
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Softball Bat wrote: Fri Jun 06, 2025 6:35 pm Rodgers will sign with the Steelers.

One year deal.


https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/454 ... ources-say


The Curtain just got a whole lot better

Now he will have a line and playmakers.


On probably the worst team and organization in the NFL coming off an Achilles tendon injury he still put up some great numbers with no weapons or talent.


AARON RODGERS IS STILL A TOP-#NFL QUARTERBACK.

Rodgers had an extremely underrated season…

3,897 yards (3rd Jets history, 8th NFL)
28 TDs (3rd history, t-7th NFL)
192 first downs (8th NFL)
51 passes of 20+ yards (t-8th NFL)
11 INTs (4th fewest among QBs with 28+ TDs)


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Another year to heal.

No school has put more QB's in the Super Bowl.

The most talented QB in NFL history is going to an actual organization that cares.


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There's a new Sheriff in the AFC North.

Congrats, Bsmack.





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Attaching one's self-worth to of a city where you're nothing more than a resident among millions is pretty awkward.
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Rootbeer wrote: Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:06 pm Attaching one's self-worth to of a city where you're nothing more than a resident among millions is pretty awkward.
Not when you are truly connected to the athletes, celebrities and political stars that literally earned their stripes one block down the street.

That’s definitely how it is here in the 14th district of NY. AOC will be president 2028-36!
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Rootbeer wrote: Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:06 pm Attaching one's self-worth to of a city where you're nothing more than a resident among millions is pretty awkward.
Good point but, technically, Baghdad by the Bay has fewer than million people.
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Rootbeer wrote: Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:06 pm Attaching one's self-worth to of a city where you're nothing more than a resident among millions is pretty awkward.
Not to mention being shallow, living in a pretend world and wasting his life.
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Rootbeer wrote: Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:06 pm Attaching one's self-worth to of a city where you're nothing more than a resident among millions is pretty awkward.

Berkeley and Pittsburgh are not in The City.

Would it mean more if I lived in a state with 12 people like you?

Your post is confusing.
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L45B wrote: Sat Jun 07, 2025 1:17 am
Rootbeer wrote: Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:06 pm Attaching one's self-worth to of a city where you're nothing more than a resident among millions is pretty awkward.
Not when you are truly connected to the athletes, celebrities and political stars that literally earned their stripes one block down the street.

That’s definitely how it is here in the 14th district of NY. AOC will be president 2028-36!

I laughed.
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FiatLux wrote: Sat Jun 07, 2025 1:54 am Would it mean more if I lived in a state with 12 people like you?
Yesssssss!!! Southern hicks with no teeth think a “city” is a royal flush of trailer homes! Too funny
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The California Golden Bears lead the pack with a whopping five quarterbacks making appearances in Super Bowl games after their time in Berkeley came to a close, but the Alabama Crimson Tide and Purdue Boilermakers have the most Super Bowl-winning quarterbacks with three winners apiece.

https://www.businessinsider.com/super-b ... 019-1?op=1
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L45B wrote: Sat Jun 07, 2025 2:00 am
FiatLux wrote: Sat Jun 07, 2025 1:54 am Would it mean more if I lived in a state with 12 people like you?
Yesssssss!!! Southern hicks with no teeth think a “city” is a royal flush of trailer homes! Too funny


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Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Jun 07, 2025 2:04 am The California Golden Bears lead the pack with a whopping five quarterbacks making appearances in Super Bowl games after their time in Berkeley came to a close, but the Alabama Crimson Tide and Purdue Boilermakers have the most Super Bowl-winning quarterbacks with three winners apiece.

https://www.businessinsider.com/super-b ... 019-1?op=1

Attaching one self worth to a state where people have no teeth and live in trailer parks seems pretty awkward..
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Looks like the New York Knicks are interested in a Cal Bear.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/454 ... dd-opening


Looks like there might be one more resident in the 14th district of NYC.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Jun 07, 2025 2:04 am The California Golden Bears lead the pack with a whopping five quarterbacks making appearances in Super Bowl games after their time in Berkeley came to a close, but the Alabama Crimson Tide and Purdue Boilermakers have the most Super Bowl-winning quarterbacks with three winners apiece.

https://www.businessinsider.com/super-b ... 019-1?op=1
Sort of depends on how you look at it. Michigan quarterback(s) have seven Super Bowl wins. Notre Dame has five.
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FiatLux wrote: Fri Jun 06, 2025 7:46 pm
There's a new Sheriff in the AFC North.

Congrats, Bsmack.
I'm sure when Bsmack got the news, he threw himself off the highest cliff in Rochester.*

*5 ft.

RIP Bsmack. If this doesn't kill Tomlin, nothing will - he's a monster like Dracula.
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I feel your pain Phibes. Now there is no way in hell the Bills will see the Super Bowl next year.

It's not too late for the Bills to make a bold move and trade the fake Californian for a real Californian. If the Bills throw in their first round draft pick for the next 4 years I think you guys can get this done.

Maybe you guys can trick The Curtain into taking the illegal migrant and get a real quarterback that can take you to the promised land.

Frankly, it's your only real option now that The Curtain pulled the trigger and signed the second best quarterback in NFL history. If you can get him... you guys will be hoisting the Lombardi next year.

Good luck my friend.
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Aaron Rodgers gave a great interview on the Joe Rogan Experience last week. 3 hours in the chair and not once did Rodgers mention Chico, Berkeley, or the Bay Area. I'm beginning to suspect Rodgers hasn't wrapped his entire persona around the place he briefly played football as a teenager. Strange, I know, but there it is.
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Rootbeer wrote: Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:49 pm Aaron Rodgers gave a great interview on the Joe Rogan Experience last week. 3 hours in the chair and not once did Rodgers mention Chico, Berkeley, or the Bay Area. I'm beginning to suspect Rodgers hasn't wrapped his entire persona around the place he briefly played football as a teenager. Strange, I know, but there it is.

He's at Cal hanging out all the time when he's not working or getting dosed in a jungle or whatever the fuck he likes doing.


A few months ago with a Cal QB in Berkeley.


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This is what happens when you get your news and information from Joe Rogan and live in a state with 12 people. Things may not be as they appear if you're not there.
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To be clear, I never claimed Rodgers never goes back to Cal. Looks like he shows up long enough to bask in some fawning accolades. That's nice of him.

You Cal guys must feel privileged when he deigns to grace you with his glorious presence. How do you prepare for his arrival? And I mean you, personally. Do you bake a Bear shaped cake and weep into the frosting? Do you turn every TV in the house to a different sports station and refresh Xitter like a maniac hoping to see his transcendent figure?

The catharsis when you finally see him on campus must be orgasmic. You take a day off from work, I assume. Or at the very least avoid wearing khakis.
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