"Dead!"
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9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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Worst death announcement thread title ever. You need to spend a week in the Deborah Messing suite.
Nobody picked him in the DP.
Nobody picked him in the DP.
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Looking forward to a list of times he visited The City and/or mentioned The City during interviews.
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Also on the edge of my seat waiting for Mikey to make this thread about a certain political candidate or party.
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so does this mean being an alcoholic is no longer cool?
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Wow, you even suck at death thread announcements. Jesus.
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Cheers sucked ass, but I spotted Cliff in 'A Bridge Too Far'. When the Americans were crossing the river in rafts you can see him get shot in the face and fall overboard. 

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We can save this thing.
Change the thread title to "A Bridge Too Far" and make ^that^ the Original Post. Heal the board.
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Norm’s liver finally Wendt up to heaven / Melville’s.
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The only other thing I've got, is that I got kicked out of the real Cheers in Boston for smoking.
I lit up, someone yelled 'you can't smoke in here, put that out!'. I thought they were joking, I never heard of a pub you couldn't smoke in so I laughed and kept smoking and they threw me out.
It also doesn't look like it does on TV.
I lit up, someone yelled 'you can't smoke in here, put that out!'. I thought they were joking, I never heard of a pub you couldn't smoke in so I laughed and kept smoking and they threw me out.
It also doesn't look like it does on TV.
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I’m telling Dad on you.Jesus H. Christ wrote: ↑Tue May 20, 2025 9:14 pmWhat?
Didn't you know "Jesus" had a twin eh? He went good, I went so so.
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"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
"Whatcha up to, Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Woody, & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
"Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know. If she calls, I'm not here."
"Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
"Whatcha up to, Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Woody, & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
"Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know. If she calls, I'm not here."
"Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."
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yeah, those are a little funny. Bet they're a riot with the proper live studio audience cues
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Year?Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Tue May 20, 2025 9:40 pm The only other thing I've got, is that I got kicked out of the real Cheers in Boston for smoking.
I lit up, someone yelled 'you can't smoke in here, put that out!'. I thought they were joking, I never heard of a pub you couldn't smoke in so I laughed and kept smoking and they threw me out.
It also doesn't look like it does on TV.
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This is all an early sign of what is yet to come before month’s end…
“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
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Mourn Norm
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Rack Biggie!
“Chief Karlin with a ‘K’?”

“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
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Hey coach. Any thoughts on Pope Bobby?Mike Ditka wrote:Fuck you. I hope your dick gets frozen to an amtrak rail and the giants use you for a tackle dummy.
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It was eating you, wasn't it?
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Ding ding ding
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Yeah. For a while he heard confessions from some team members. Trying to keep those young dumb full of cum kids on track. Some wild and borderline stuff was going on.smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed May 21, 2025 11:28 pmHey coach. Any thoughts on Pope Bobby?
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He has all ways kept his mouth shut, so that's going for him.
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“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield