Trump/GOP bullshit

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 4:55 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat Jun 10, 2023 11:09 am

Documents being stored next to a toilet is sort of funny.

This is not.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 5:28 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat Jun 10, 2023 1:21 pm Does Lars Launchaload have a security clearance?

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/06/trum ... um=twitter

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jun 13, 2023 4:51 am

Roach wrote:Now who really steps up and says this guy ought to president?

The straw that finally breaks the camel's back?

I would like to think that many cult members would see this as their opportunity to escape.
Better late than never.

But I doubt that many will.
Donald has kept himself turgid and inside their rectum for so long now, that if they allow him to pull out, their rectum will cave in completely.
Ruination.

The only avenue they now see is to continue to allow Donald to bang away at their backside, and pretend that all is well.
It will be such until his bitter end.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Jun 13, 2023 12:01 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 4:51 am
Roach wrote:Now who really steps up and says this guy ought to president?
The straw that finally breaks the camel's back?

I would like to think that many cult members would see this as their opportunity to escape.
Better late than never.

But I doubt that many will.
Donald has kept himself turgid and inside their rectum for so long now, that if they allow him to pull out, their rectum will cave in completely.
Ruination.

The only avenue they now see is to continue to allow Donald to bang away at their backside, and pretend that all is well.
It will be such until his bitter end.

Indeed:

The question becomes how far down the GOP will follow former president Strangelove....

Because at the end of the day it's not just about Dump, it's about all those members of the GOP who enabled him (and even continue to do so).

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Jun 13, 2023 7:47 pm

No Mugshot
No perp walk
Zero bail
Keeps passport
Oh but he is not allowed to tamper with witnesses

Probably a sign of things to come. Great job Judge Bozo.

And we got this from Orangeaid News…

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Wed Jun 14, 2023 4:00 pm

Good lord.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:51 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 7:47 pm No Mugshot
No perp walk
Zero bail
Keeps passport
Oh but he is not allowed to tamper with witnesses

Probably a sign of things to come. Great job Judge Bozo.

And we got this from Orangeaid News…

So Reality Winner swiped ONE document & was immediately arrested, not given bail, and sentenced to four years in prison.

Meanwhile, the Orange Mess is galavanting around the country in his 747....

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Wed Jun 14, 2023 11:08 pm

This is Amer’ca! One justice system for you and me. And one for politicians and wealthy fuckers.

You know that.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:43 pm

“Republicans Declare Banning Universal Free School Meals As 2024 Priority: As states across the country move to make sure students are well-fed, Republicans have announced their intention to fight back.”

It’s all about protecting kids. You people are disgusting.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jun 15, 2023 11:43 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:43 pm “Republicans Declare Banning Universal Free School Meals As 2024 Priority: As states across the country move to make sure students are well-fed, Republicans have announced their intention to fight back.”

It’s all about protecting kids. You people are disgusting.

It's all about pain and suffering for everyone but the white and rich. The GOP way.

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Thu Jun 15, 2023 11:47 pm

They can't enjoy dinner unless they can watch kids starving.

:bbq:

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:31 am

I miss Ethiopian jokes.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:21 am

An Ethiopian walks into a bar in Kansas City and asks “Hey can I get some beyainatu?”

The bartender replies “Sorry the kitchen’s closed.”

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:35 am

What do you call Ethiopians in a hot tub?

Soup

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:32 am

What do you call an Ethiopian who comes across an American white supremacist?

Murdered.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:42 am

Lighten up, Francis.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Jun 16, 2023 12:04 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:42 am Lighten up, Francis.

One can be humorous w/o resorting to racist remarks.

Or at least those who have an IQ above that of a house plant can.

Sucks for you.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 16, 2023 12:42 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:35 am What do you call Ethiopians in a hot tub?

Soup

I don’t get it. Why Ethiopians specifically? Do they cook at a lower temperature or something? Please explain.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:23 am

Today's libs..intolerance abounds.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:35 am

WTF are you babbling on about now.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:49 am

Carson wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:23 am Today's libs..intolerance abounds.

Dipshit, that wouldn’t have made sense even if I was a knuckledragging racist POS. So I’m just requesting you to enlighten me on you’re trying to say here - what’s funny, ironic or whatever. I just don’t get it.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Jun 17, 2023 4:20 am

It was an Ethiopian joke from the 80s during the famine.

I first saw it in National Lampoon. Remember, back when humor was around?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:16 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2023 4:20 am It was an Ethiopian joke from the 80s during the famine.

I first saw it in National Lampoon. Remember, back when humor was around?

Your problem is it wasn't funny.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:21 pm

The best Ethiopian famine humor was Sam Kinison’s bit, when Sam was actually funny.

Unfortunately, the cocaine took over completely and his comedy went right down the shitter.

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:22 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Carson wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2023 4:20 am It was an Ethiopian joke from the 80s during the famine.

I first saw it in National Lampoon. Remember, back when humor was around?
Your problem is it wasn't funny.

In 1988, it was a mildly funny joke. Nothing special.

Is National Lampoon still around? Imagine them trying to put out the material they did in the 70s.

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Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:04 pm

Your “old man yelling at a cloud” routine is as old and boring as you are.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:06 pm

How does this Trump saga play out?

a. He wins the R nomination -- and goes on to win the White House.
b. He wins the R nomination, and then loses the general election. He goes to trial(s) and is convicted. He serves prison time.
c. He wins the R nomination, and then loses the general election. He goes to trial(s) and is convicted. He serves no prison time, due to being pardoned (or for some other reason).
d. He loses the R nomination, goes to trial(s) and is convicted. He serves prison time.
e. He loses the R nomination, goes to trial(s) and is convicted. He serves no prison time, due to being pardoned (or for some other reason).
f. He drops out of the race -- in which case there are a handful of scenarios that could play out.
g. He dies before the 2024 election.

Which one do you see?

Or feel free to describe another scenario.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:10 pm

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:50 pm

The convention is 13 months away so I’m going with some scenario where he is convicted first. Probably wins nomination and loses the General. He will be eligible for prison, but never sees the inside of a real one, Pablo Escobar style.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:15 pm

Fascinating takes.

I agree with Jsc that he will not earn the Republican nomination.

Roach · Post by **Roach** » Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:30 pm

k. He finally gets pushed into the corner and reaches out for a deal. Gets pardoned and goes away.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 pm

Is there a single GQPer in government who isn’t bought and paid for? Time for people to stop listening to these corrupt fucks.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:25 pm

Roach wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:30 pmk. He finally gets pushed into the corner and reaches out for a deal. Gets pardoned and goes away.

It is nice to imagine that happening, but I find it hard to visualize him ever admitting failure.

Dump is the pitiful twat who, when faced with the reality that has lost the Monopoly game, flips the table over so nobody wins.

I think I could see him doing something monumentally destructive before I could see him acknowledging his failure.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:21 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:25 pm I think I could see him doing something monumentally destructive before I could see him acknowledging his failure.

That’s what I expect.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:25 pm

He just keeps on stepping on his own dick. At some point, enough of the Trump faithful will walk away from him.

At that point, I suspect he’ll announce he must step down, probably for medical reasons and he’ll adapt the role of Republican kingmaker.

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Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:26 pm

I have had many delusional clients like Dump. They don’t listen to anything but the voices in their heads.
Had a girl looking at 15 to life in a kidnap case. She was offered time served, she wouldn’t listen, she ended up with 10years after trial, and of course it was my fault.

He is not pleading unless he can somehow see it as a win. Like maybe they throw in Russian citizenship.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Jun 22, 2023 1:06 am

smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:25 pmHe just keeps on stepping on his own dick. At some point, enough of the Trump faithful will walk away from him.

That point has already been reached. He has 0.00% chance of winning the general election. He has done nothing to appeal to independents and emotionally frail soccer Karens and is bleeding conservative/populist support. He will energize more libtards to vote against him than he will republicans to vote for him. There is no path to victory for him in that scenario.

Personally, I've had enough. Not down for the Trump Personal Grievance Tour 2024.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Jun 22, 2023 1:46 am

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2023 1:29 am So your reason for not voting for him is that he isn't likely to win? If he had a better chance of victory, you would vote for him?

No, I'm making the point that his behavior is costing him support that he can't afford to lose.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Jun 22, 2023 1:49 am

Then why did you suck his dick for four years. He is the same POS now as then, or 1980, or 1990, or …

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Jun 22, 2023 9:14 am

Bret Baier roasted Donna pretty good, and it was really effortless.

I particularly liked how Donna claimed he didn't comply with the subpoena because he needed to fish his golf shirts, pants, etc. out of the boxes.

And he was also... sort of busy.

What's this thread called?

Oh...

Trump/GOP bullshit.