Doom

[Mikey]

political heavyweights

[Softball Bat]

WH workers have to come in and reinforce the Oval Office furniture before a Henry Kissinger visit.

[Diego in Seattle]

political heavyweights

Is he related to Violet Beauregarde?

[Softball Bat]

U.S. Senators issued emergency satellite phones

Amid growing concerns of security risks to members of Congress, more than 50 senators have been issued
satellite phones for emergency communication, people familiar with the measures told CBS News. The
devices are part of a series of new security measures...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/senators-i ... -measures/

There are no coincidences...



Microsoft warns that China hackers attacked U.S. infrastructure

Microsoft warned on Wednesday that Chinese state-sponsored hackers had compromised "critical" U.S. cyber
infrastructure across numerous industries with a focus on gathering intelligence.

The Chinese hacking group, codenamed "Volt Typhoon," has operated since mid-2021, Microsoft said in an
advisory...

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/24/microso ... cture.html







#doom

[mvscal]

What the fuck is a Senator going to do in an emergency anyway? If they want one, I'm sure they have grifted enough from the taxpayers to buy one for themselves.

[Diego in Seattle]

What the fuck is a Senator going to do in an emergency anyway? If they want one, I'm sure they have grifted enough from the taxpayers to buy one for themselves.

Senators can't afford to buy satellite phones, as they only make $174,000/year and that's not enough to live on.

Sincerely,
Paul Ryan



Perhaps if Republicans cut down on the number of cappuccinos they buy they might be able to afford one...

[Sven Golly]

political heavyweights

How in the hell does Kissinger make it to 99 with that shape?

Talk about a f-ing anomaly...

[Sudden Sam]

How in the hell does Kissinger make it to 99 with that shape?

Lizard blood.

[Diego in Seattle]

How in the hell does Kissinger make it to 99 with that shape?

He didn't merely make it to 99, the man is still making rounds with world leaders, most recently at the Bilderberg conference.

For most who make it to 99, the highlight of their day is eating a cup of pudding, not negotiating geopolitical strategies.

Enjoying your pudding, Wolfman?

[Screw_Michigan]

Enjoying your pudding, Wolfman?

Cold as ice

[mvscal]

[Softball Bat]

Poptart, even I have a satellite phone issued for emergencies.

You are a VIP!

[Softball Bat]

He (Kissinger) is 99 years old.

Now he is 100.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/henry-kiss ... turns-100/

[Smackie Chan]

you have to have a certain chip in the phone.

And a phone for a certain Chip?

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

you have to have a certain chip in the phone.

And a phone for a certain Chip?

I'm going to spin a top and make sure this isn't inception.

[Softball Bat]

#BREAKING: #NorthKorea launches a projectile that it says is a "space missile"- Yonhap news agency.
#Japan has declared an emergency, also warning has been issued in #Seoul, the capital of #SouthKorea,

- Mowliid Haji Abdi

https://twitter.com/MowliidHaji






Even though my phone volume was OFF, the loud *warning* came through on my phone 5 or 6 hours ago (early morning).

I closed my eyes and went back to sleep.




Doom OFF!

[Sudden Sam]

Must be exciting living next door to that little maniac.

[Screw_Michigan]

#BREAKING: #NorthKorea launches a projectile that it says is a "space missile"- Yonhap news agency.
#Japan has declared an emergency, also warning has been issued in #Seoul, the capital of #SouthKorea,

- Mowliid Haji Abdi

https://twitter.com/MowliidHaji






Even though my phone volume was OFF, the loud *warning* came through on my phone 5 or 6 hours ago (early morning).

I closed my eyes and went back to sleep.




Doom OFF!

It was your alarm to watch Roland Garros.

[Meat Head]

Well how comforting . . .

President Biden signed the Fiscal Responsibility Act of 2023 into law on Saturday, ending for now the threat of economic calamity from a default on the nation's debt and putting limits on spending for two years.

Fiscal responsibility. Lipstick on the pig

#doom
#fiscallyfukked
#watchyour$$hrink
#boomers starving to death

[Kierland]

At least the military got theirs.

[Softball Bat]

the Fiscal Responsibility Act of 2023

lol

Yeah, it is the exact opposite of what it is called.

[Screw_Michigan]

At least the military got theirs.

DoD is taking a two-year cut relative to inflation, that's why all the defense slappies on the Hill are pissing themselves looking for legislative ways to continue showering DoD with cash it doesn't ask for. I.E.---giving it more F-35s than it requested.

[Softball Bat]

WHO, EU announce partnership creating ‘global system’ of digital vaccine passports

The digital system 'will help facilitate global mobility and protect citizens across the world from on-going and future health threats, including pandemics,' according to the WHO.





GENEVA (LifeSiteNews) – The World Health Organization and the European Union announced their collaboration on global digital
vaccine passports at a joint press conference in Geneva on June 5.

“In June 2023, WHO will take up the European Union (EU) system of digital COVID-19 certification to establish a global system that
will help facilitate global mobility and protect citizens across the world from on-going and future health threats, including pandemics,”
the WHO press release states.

“This is the first building block of the WHO Global Digital Health Certification Network...

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/break ... dium=email

https://www.who.int/news/item/05-06-202 ... h-security





Not IN.

[Kierland]

The welfare/warfare queens.

[L45B]

the Fiscal Responsibility Act of 2023

lol

Yeah, it is the exact opposite of what it is called.

It definitely is, at least until the Inflation Reduction Act lives up to its name.

Biden will no doubt sign the This Isn’t Bullshit, I Swear Act before he’s done clicking pens.

[Softball Bat]

Apocalypse Now





CNN — From Maryland to the Canadian capital, a mammoth-size cloud of smoke spewed by Quebec’s wildfires has forced children to stay indoors, grounded flights in New York City and left millions of residents at risk of breathing unhealthy air.

More than 75 million people in the eastern US are under air quality alerts Wednesday due to the smoke, which made iconic skylines disappear behind wafting orange fumes.

The heaviest smoke Wednesday is expected to hit the Northeast through the mid-Atlantic and down to the Carolinas. Smoke conditions in those regions could last through at least Thursday.

As of Wednesday evening, major metro areas such as Philadelphia; Jersey City, New Jersey; and New Haven, Connecticut, had air quality indexes ranging from 200 to 300 – which is considered “very unhealthy,” according to government website AirNow.gov.

New York City had an AQI of 484 at 5 p.m. on Wednesday, which is classified as “hazardous,” Mayor Eric Adams said during a news conference Wednesday. That’s the highest level on record in the city since the 1960s, he said.

Philadelphia issued a “code red” alert Wednesday, warning certain residents should stay indoors...

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/06/07/weat ... index.html





Code Red in Filthadelphia!







#doom

[Diego in Seattle]

Philadelphia issued a “code red” alert Wednesday

[Softball Bat]

RACK!

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

It's finally clearing up here in upstate NY. I'm sure there will be a run on furnace filters and lines at the car wash all weekend. Good luck to those south of me, this has been "days of bullshit" to say the least.

[Softball Bat]

Filthadelphia

A section of I-95 in Philadelphia has collapsed after a tanker truck fire


"Today's going to be a long day, and obviously with 95 northbound gone and southbound questionable, it's going to be even
longer than that," OEM director Dominick Mireles said at a news briefing Sunday morning.

Mireles said the city would communicate information about detours and impacts to the community in "the days and weeks that
follow on."

https://www.npr.org/2023/06/11/11815541 ... iladelphia

[Mikey]

At least it’s sunny there.

[Sudden Sam]

That shit don’t last forever.

Pipes, bridges, roads…

[Meat Head]

Prostates, memory, ED . . .

[Meat Head]

San Francisco dives deeper into the lawless abyss

https://www.wsj.com/articles/hotel-owne ... s-e84c64ef

"San Francisco’s once thriving hotel market is suffering its worst stretch in at least 15 years, pummeled by the same forces that have emptied out the city’s office towers and closed many retail stores."

Anybody with equity there ought to get a plan to get out.

Not to mention the Fecal Avenues.

[Sudden Sam]

Cue m2 and his stock Chamber of Commerce photos.

[FiatLux]

Let the jealousy flow.

[Sudden Sam]

Let the jealousy flow.

Obviously your area of the state is gorgeous, but I prefer not dealing with needles, trash, feces, homeless encampments, etc.

Straighten things up and few places can compete. But, as it stands now, SF is apparently a disaster.

[Mikey]

I think the Outer Sunset is still pretty nice.

[Sudden Sam]

Been nice knowin’ y’all. Looks like we’re DOOMED today thru tomorrow. Tornadoes, 80 mph winds, beachball size hail (slight exaggeration), flooding and pestilence. Trying to cram my truck into the garage. Keeping dog calm while loud cracking thunder rolls.

Geez, fucking Fox Weather has been labeling this shit as ‘savage’! WTF?!

Tornado on the ground southeast of me!

Aaaaaaggghhhhh!!!!!

[FiatLux]

Let the jealousy flow.

Obviously your area of the state is gorgeous, but I prefer not dealing with needles, trash, feces, homeless encampments, etc.

Straighten things up and few places can compete. But, as it stands now, SF is apparently a disaster.