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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:54 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets - Week 9 Lines
Replies: 12
Views: 5855

Re: 3 Best Bets - Week 9 Lines

NO -3.5 and OVER 52.5
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 10 places to meet balck men.
Replies: 5
Views: 966

Re: Top 10 places to meet balck men.

Moby Dick wrote:Top 10 places to meet balck men.
:shock:


What is next...

10 things to shove up your asshole
10 tools to hammer your cock with
top 10 britney spears songs
my 10 favorite dudes who have nailed my dad
10 goats who have eaten my ass
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If Obama Loses, These Intellectuals Will Riot
Replies: 57
Views: 4196

Re: If Obama Loses, These Intellectuals Will Riot

Moving Sale wrote:You are a fat vapid flyover fuckhole. Rinse and Repeat tard.

I am fairly certain dude's picture has been posted on this site quite a few times. He's about as fat as you are intelligent = not very.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Replies: 16
Views: 1455

Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers

Screw_Michigan wrote:You couldn't pay me $100 to see a RHCP concert, even at 9:30.

I don't get the whole 9:30 thing... is that during the middle of your jizz mopping shift? What if it was at 11:00? :?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:00 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 8 Results and S-T-D Results
Replies: 1
Views: 2252

3 Best Bets -- Week 8 Results and S-T-D Results

Week 8 felix: 1-1-0 KC Scott: 1-1-0 Shoalzie: 0-3-0 DallasFanatic: 2-0-0 Sirfindafold: 2-1-0 JSC810: 1-2-0 MGO: 3-0-0 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 2-1-0 ChargerMike: 2-1-0 Screw Michigan: 2-0-0 Godzilla: 0-3-0 DELSDAD: 2-1-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 3-0-0 Biggie: 0-2-0 Shine: 1-1-0 Season To Date KC S...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hurricane Sandy
Replies: 100
Views: 5792

Re: Hurricane Sandy

Lefty has a very twisted take on why some property is more valuable than other property. sin MA Wait. So you mean it's NOT because a hunk of granite in Boston costs way more than a hunk of granite in Texas? :doh: :lol: You mean, it's NOT because I could own a fucking parking spot in downtown Boston...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:07 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bwaha @ the 'Boys
Replies: 11
Views: 1006

Re: Bwaha @ the 'Boys

What was 'bogus' about it? His hand came down out of bounds. Clearly out of bounds.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hurricane Sandy
Replies: 100
Views: 5792

Re: Hurricane Sandy

Is Lefty from KC?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:48 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 8 lines
Replies: 14
Views: 5181

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 8 lines

Oak +2
Nyg -1
Sf -6.5
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:22 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: World Series
Replies: 108
Views: 2901

Re: World Series

I was born in Chicago and the family were White Sox fans... but I meant Giants. I could give two shits about your family history, Chimes. We're talking about the order in which things actually occured. First the Red Sox. Then the White Sox. Both of their 'championship-less' streaks were longer than...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maybe this should go in the cooking forum
Replies: 9
Views: 342

Re: Maybe this should go in the cooking forum

Sudden Sam wrote:as being even more fascinating.
I think the use of the word even is totally unnecessary in this context.

Grammarsmackers... your thoughts?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:57 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Could the Chargers Possibly Suck Any Worse?
Replies: 69
Views: 3603

Re: Could the Chargers Possibly Suck Any Worse?

Felix wrote:there is no "link" but when he overthrows and underthrows balls, he's always pointing at the receivers, throwing his hands up, making gestures like they should have somewhere else, etc.

Sin,
90% of all the QBs in the league.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:53 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Week 8 results and Season to Date Results
Replies: 6
Views: 3005

Re: Week 8 results and Season to Date Results

Yep. You're 7-8-2 on the season. My spreadsheet has been updated.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:14 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: World Series
Replies: 108
Views: 2901

Re: World Series

M2 wrote:You just know the Cubs hate this !

First the Red Sox, then the Giants....

May the Cubs go another 100 years !

Don't you mean, first the Red Sox then the White Sox?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:00 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: World Series
Replies: 108
Views: 2901

Re: World Series

Mikey wrote: Consider the source.

Someone pummels the shit outta your colostomy bag every time we tangle in this forum?






Where the fuck is that punkbitch A-Gone playing these days?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:15 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: World Series
Replies: 108
Views: 2901

Re: World Series

I guess the best I can hope for is for the series to go to at least the sixth game to see AT&T Park decked out in orange and black on Halloween Night. San Fagcisco on a normal day: http://lovemygays.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/4836576561_be2b57874a_b.jpg I wonder how the faggots 'dress up' f...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:30 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Week 8 results and Season to Date Results
Replies: 6
Views: 3005

Week 8 results and Season to Date Results

Week 8 felix: 2-0-0 KC Scott: 2-0-1 Shoalzie: 2-1-0 DallasFanatic: 3-0-0 MGO: 0-3-0 stuckinia: 3-0-0 Hockeymom: 1-2-0 ChargerMike: 2-1-0 Terry in Crapchester: 1-1-0 Screw Michigan: 3-0-0 Godzilla: 2-1-0 bucmonkey: 1-2-0 DELSDAD: 2-1-0 Biggie: 1-2-0 Shine: 2-0-1 Season To Date 88: 1-0-0 100.0% (rapi...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:53 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 8 lines
Replies: 14
Views: 5181

3 Best Bets -- Week 8 lines

Rules - Players will "bet" off of the lines (and pt totals) which post here - The lines (and pt totals) will not change throughout the week. - You may bet on zero, one, two, or three lines (or pt totals) in a given week. - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Season T...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:05 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Could the Chargers Possibly Suck Any Worse?
Replies: 69
Views: 3603

Re: Could the Chargers Possibly Suck Any Worse?

I have it on good authority the Chargers did not lose this week. RACK them.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you really think
Replies: 3
Views: 192

Re: Do you really think

What does this have to do your bingo wings being covered with hideous "art" and/or NYC bagels?

And why it's instead of its? And why it'self instead of itself? What is your fascination with the superfluous apostrophe, ho?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Discrimination by Universities on Trial at Supreme Court
Replies: 82
Views: 5338

Re: Discrimination by Universities on Trial at Supreme Court

Papa Willie wrote:Image



When did Moving Sale sprout a 3rd arm? Is it as useless as the other 2?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:55 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Week 6 Results and Season to Date Standings
Replies: 0
Views: 1812

Week 6 Results and Season to Date Standings

Week 6 felix: 1-2-0 KC Scott: 2-1-0 Shoalzie: 1-2-0 DallasFanatic: 3-0-0 JSC810: 0-3-0 MGO: 1-2-0 stuckinia: 0-3-0 Hockeymom: 2-1-0 ChargerMike: 1-1-0 War Wagon: 0-3-0 Screw Michigan: 0-3-0 Godzilla: 1-2-0 bucmonkey: 2-1-0 DELSDAD: 0-3-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 1-2-0 Biggie: 2-0-0 Shine: 3-0-0 Seaso...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stupid Whore
Replies: 94
Views: 4749

Re: Stupid Whore

Dinsdale wrote:Tru, worded correctly, it's funny.

Worded poorly, it's IKYABWAI, which the KC Contingent should be especially wary of.

Truman clearly called MS a shitty lawyer after being called a fast food technician. You and mvscal should take a lap...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Somewhere...
Replies: 20
Views: 1028

Re: Somewhere...

Truman wrote:he is predicting the Clarks will blow out Pioli.
But who will pick up the candy wrappers from the stairwells? :?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GT40
Replies: 9
Views: 296

Re: GT40

Poopshoot? :lol:


I think you've been tempting one too many 8 year olds driving around in that Ice Cream truck, Diego.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:26 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Three Best Bets Week 6
Replies: 16
Views: 3075

Re: Three Best Bets Week 6

Picking all late games... (yes, I know it's > 1 o'clock.)

NE -3.5
SD -2
NYG +5
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden is still an ass
Replies: 86
Views: 6856

Re: Biden is still an ass

Are Biden's teeth large enough to replace letters in the Hollywood sign?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:49 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Rack the A's
Replies: 39
Views: 1417

Re: Rack the A's

Verlander, and his 4.96 ERA, is certainly beatable in the post season.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:08 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Rack the A's
Replies: 39
Views: 1417

Re: Rack the A's

1972: The A’s win the first 2 at home. 2012: The Tigers win the first 2 at home. 1972: The Tigers win game 3 at home. 2012: The A’s win game 3 at home. 1972: The A’s have the clinching game 4 wrapped up with a 2-run lead on the road going to the bottom of the final inning, but their bullpen gives u...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:11 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: AfuckingMEN
Replies: 17
Views: 2016

Re: AfuckingMEN

OCmike wrote:black guy.
:?

Image
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hockey Fans
Replies: 58
Views: 1322

Re: Hockey Fans

KC Scott wrote:Not many people remember when NBC tried the original puck trail back in the 80s
Are you talking about the NHL? :?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:43 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Braves/Cards.
Replies: 45
Views: 1718

Re: Braves/Cards.

And to answer your question, I umped high school and college baseball for 20+ years while you were mopping up jizz. It would be funny if Screw were running around the establishment with a bucket trying to catch these loads instead of having to mop them up later. Picture this, some dude blasts a hug...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Off To The Right Coast, Biatches...
Replies: 36
Views: 1059

Re: Off To The Right Coast, Biatches...

While your physique would certainly lead one to believe that you've had several bagel from every single bakery in a city of 8 million people We talking bagels? I mean, who gives a fuck if they're the best. The last time I checked, it's just bread. Bagels, man... we talking 'bout bagels? You don't g...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:51 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Three Best Bets Week 6
Replies: 16
Views: 3075

Three Best Bets Week 6

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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:21 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Three Best Bets Week 5 results (and season to date)
Replies: 0
Views: 520

Three Best Bets Week 5 results (and season to date)

Week 5 Results: felix: 2-1-0 KC Scott: 2-0-0 Shoalzie: 1-2-0 DallasFanatic: 1-2-0 JSC810: 2-1-0 MGO: 0-2-0 stuckinia: 1-2-0 Hockeymom: 1-2-0 ChargerMike: 1-2-0 Terry in Crapchester: 1-2-0 Screw Michigan: 2-1-0 Godzilla: 1-2-0 DELSDAD: 1-2-0 ucantdoitdoggSTyle2: 0-3-0 Biggie: 1-2-0 Shine: 0-3-0 Seas...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Off To The Right Coast, Biatches...
Replies: 36
Views: 1059

Re: Off To The Right Coast, Biatches...

Diego in Seattle wrote:Beantown.
Although their menu is limited, I think you'd like this place called... The Archdiocese of Boston.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:45 am
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Three Best Bets Week 5
Replies: 17
Views: 2185

Re: Three Best Bets Week 5

Pitt -3
Cin -3
Car -2.5
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:46 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ex-Chiefs stick it to their former team
Replies: 31
Views: 2173

Re: Ex-Chiefs stick it to their former team

KC Scott wrote:They want you to pay $27 to park.
That sounds like stealing to me... it's $40 at Gillette. And even more if you try parking at a gas station on Rt 1 somewhere.

I'd gladly pay that little to park anywhere in Boston too. :brad:
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:21 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: AL MVP
Replies: 16
Views: 719

Re: AL MVP

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Also, rack the classy fans in KC.
Why am I picturing KC Paul hurling a half-eaten donut** at Cabrera and Wags chucking his empty bottle of Bud Light at him?

** I know this makes zero sense. Paul hurls these things down his throat, not at somebody.