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by smackaholic
Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:32 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Fellow chowds, your thoughts?
Replies: 11
Views: 637

It's not that they're spoiled, it's just that they are not, traditionally, great football fans. The last few years has improved them, but, the fact remains that chowds are world class baseball fans, but, in the football fan rankings, I'd have to put them somewhere between atlanta and cincinnatti. At...
by smackaholic
Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Good Economic News Keeps Coming
Replies: 32
Views: 2596

I was at the falls a little over a year ago. Get more than a block or two away from the falls and it was absolutely shitty. Almost as depressing as Utica which, unfortunately, doesn't have a world famous landmark. There was one thing in Utica that didn't suck. It was a sports bar named Zeb's. I got ...
by smackaholic
Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Stewart can now officially fuck off!
Replies: 93
Views: 4514

Blitzen wrote:
frodo_biguns wrote:my IQ is 142
Metric?
Close. Canadian. That's about 85-90 US. But, it's smarter than it was a few years ago when there was about a 50% conversion. Still nothing to write home about.
by smackaholic
Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Good Economic News Keeps Coming
Replies: 32
Views: 2596

Bsmack, You live in the crapchester area, don't you? You really don't need to be talking locale smack. I have been to upstate NY. Beautiful country, but, just about every single crappy little town is depressed as hell, economically. I was in Utica for a week back in 96 the middle of Clinton's greate...
by smackaholic
Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Good Economic News Keeps Coming
Replies: 32
Views: 2596

more republican "bad intelligence" being fed to the public. What dupes we all are. We are actually in the middle a a huge depression. The only companies with economic growth are haliburton and Exxon mobil.
by smackaholic
Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Once again- RACK! Ann Coulter
Replies: 61
Views: 3225

For in her latest "column" (if by "column," you mean "the blood blots of self-mutilated flesh from a loathsome, foamingly rabid she-wolf on shredded toilet paper"), Coulter packs in so much bullshit about Iraq that you can see the turds slipping through the cracks. It'...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Once again- RACK! Ann Coulter
Replies: 61
Views: 3225

Re: Once again- RACK! Ann Coulter

Do you think for one second, that these people are not affected by the bickering they see amongst american politicians? You are an idiot if you think an Iraq picks up a gun because an American says the war in iraq is a farce. you are an even bigger idiot if you think the shitbag insurgent terrorist...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Once again- RACK! Ann Coulter
Replies: 61
Views: 3225

Re: Once again- RACK! Ann Coulter

Let's get one thing clear here and now ... just because we "talk" about Iraq, whether in a bar among two drunks, or on a national level, it's not going to enbolden the terrorists any more nor any less. They are ALREADY emboldened. The U.S. having a discussion about how we're conducting th...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:57 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: TO......Punk'd....bitch
Replies: 5
Views: 327

Faiduh may be on to something. Parcells is an absolute master at dealing with players. He knows how to work different situations. I am not saying that he'll take any shit, cause the big tuna don't need to do that with anybody. I can see him sitting TO down and telling him that he can get some jewelr...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Owens suspension upheld
Replies: 28
Views: 869

Thanks for proving that you know jack fucking shit about football or the cap. Not that im surprised- you are the douchenozzle that said a fucking '57 gullwing could beat most muscle cars. Fucking clueless tard :lol: Oh NO he dih-unt!! :shock: :meds: You cant make shit like that up, Paul. In fact, M...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:46 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Replies: 5
Views: 565

Don't know. Going to the sis in law's for dinner. But one thing's for sure. There better not be no smucker's blackberry jam there.
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Owens suspension upheld
Replies: 28
Views: 869

fukk you right back faiduh. the raiders, back when they were actually the raiduhs as opposed to faiduhs, were always a collection of black sheep that didn't fit in anywhere else. that formula got them more than 1 super bowl ring. the day they start shunning talent like TO because he is bad for team ...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Owens suspension upheld
Replies: 28
Views: 869

lemme see if I got this right. he's suspended 4 games without pay. then, the checks start again and he can go play golf or do whateverthefukk it is he does in his off time. I really don't think we'll need to keep to away from the shower rods. He can spend the next 7 or 8 months getting himself in sh...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:10 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Story Time: the last fat chick you banged
Replies: 71
Views: 8502

With each thrust from Johnnie, bitch unloads a new pile of yak like she’s a fucking play-doh taffy machine.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rack mo and johnnie!!!
by smackaholic
Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:22 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Go Utes!
Replies: 4
Views: 573

The yutes beat the college football forum? I didn't know they had a team.
by smackaholic
Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:17 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Go Utes!
Replies: 4
Views: 573

speaking of utes, my cousin vinny was on comedy central last night.

damn I wanna do marissa tomei.
by smackaholic
Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:30 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: SC - Fresneck State....your prediction
Replies: 93
Views: 2142

And on that note, your O-line is not all its cracked up to be. If you didn't have a RB who could out manuver everyone and a QB who has great vision and can get rid of the ball fast, your record would signify how bad your line is. didn't watch the game, but, I saw holes that My dead grandma with shu...
by smackaholic
Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:16 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Hey Van
Replies: 32
Views: 1816

what he ^^^^ said. the sc/domer game was 100X better played by both teams. that farce yesterday looked like an allstar game where everybody is playing for fun, nobody's hitting and you have more scoring than a basketball game.
by smackaholic
Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:57 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Hey Van
Replies: 32
Views: 1816

didn't texas beat Ohio St. this year? They aren't as good as FSU?

Didn't see any of the game, but watching the highlights on espn this morning, all I could think was that airforce coach sure was right. they can run.
by smackaholic
Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:23 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Story Time: the last fat chick you banged
Replies: 71
Views: 8502

I've managed to go half a fukking decade without trolling, but, I may have to give in.

Any of you fukkers out there gotta troll you break out just for stories that would put you in divorce court if the OL read it?
by smackaholic
Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:10 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Story Time: the last fat chick you banged
Replies: 71
Views: 8502

Wolfman wrote:you naughty--naughty boys !!

(-:

I'm not talking !!

(really chuckling now)
^^^^^'s wife reads the board. So does mine, occasionally, so, I'll just sit on the side with wolfie, smilin' not sayin' a fukkin' thing.

war 5th amendment!
by smackaholic
Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So the war on terror is being fought by the poor, eh?
Replies: 124
Views: 7785

I'll buy that 40k is not poor in some areas. But 25k? If you got even 1 kid, it's pretty damn poor. And 60K in wny where you can buy a house for approx. nothing, may not be rich, but, it ain't hurting neither. The bottom line is that the caliber of person attracted to the military now, knowing full ...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: TO will not be in Eagles green again
Replies: 26
Views: 902

Memo to the rest of the NFL. This is the kind of teamate you get if you sign TO. Paul Grasmanis, his lower right leg still immobilized after Achilles' tendon surgery, hobbled out of his pickup and tried to navigate the curb outside the NovaCare locker room yesterday. It would have been easier for G...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:44 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: "West Coast" offenses
Replies: 47
Views: 2349

One other team that has had a small bit of success as of late running it that I've yet to see mentioned. New England. As for what exactly it is? Dunno. Why does it work so well? The number one reason, IMO, is that it does not play KYOA, evahh. You want excitement? Watch a bledsloe or marino thread t...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: UNION YES!
Replies: 85
Views: 4539

And we wonder why we are slipping steadily from a society that used to support an average of 4 people on one paycheck to one that can barely support one person on one paycheck. Want to know one big reason? Feminism. In 1960 4 folks lived off a paycheck, because, well, 1 in 4 had yobs outside the ho...
by smackaholic
Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:39 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Manny rumor
Replies: 11
Views: 1300

Damon might have gotten 10 mil 5 years ago when they were paying stupid money, but, I doubt he would today. Not saying he isn't worth it. Well, yes I am, no one is worth that much. Damon is the second most valuable offensively after Papi. They should resign him if possible. They should also face the...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:45 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Congrats to the Sox
Replies: 31
Views: 1385

88 FUCKING YEARS MAKEAS YOU WONDER WHY EVERYIONE MADE SUCH A BIG FUCKING DEAL LAST YEAR WHENT THAT TEAM WON FOR THE TFIRST TIME IN 86 YEARS 86 BIG FUCKING DEAL 88 HOLY SHI TTHATS A LONG TIME. TOTALLY OVERSHADWOIES WHOEVER WON LAST YEAR. WAR TWO BLIND SQUIRRELS FINDING ACORNS BACK TO BACK YEARS HOLY...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:33 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: T. Epstein Out in Boston: Does it Matter?
Replies: 27
Views: 1254

Don't let the door hit you in the arse, you fukkin' whelp. You just walked away from the best gig you will ever have. I am glap lil' theo is gone. Last year he made one damn good trade. He traded Nomahhh for 2 of the biggest reasons they won it, Cabrerra and Roberts. He then let both of them walk. H...
by smackaholic
Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:39 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Manny rumor
Replies: 11
Views: 1300

I doubt anybody wants the baggage that comes along with manny, unless the sox pick up a nice chunk of his contract. In that case, they might as well hang onto him tolerate his antics and continue to enjoy the best 3,4 hitting combo since Ruth, Gehrig.
by smackaholic
Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:09 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Y0 Luth, Chowd,Orc, ECT... since im here
Replies: 56
Views: 6386

Re: Y0 Luth, Chowd,Orc, ECT... since im here

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midget groupie. Now there's a job title I could do without.
by smackaholic
Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Those in Cal-ee-forn-ee-a
Replies: 101
Views: 4728

Gilroy is in the sticks and the entire city smells like garlic. It ain't exactly Beverly Hills North. Maybe not. But I just did a search of real estste in Gilroy and the cheapest house on the market there is going for 325,000. The median appears to be in the 500k range or a bit higher. If he can af...
by smackaholic
Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Those in Cal-ee-forn-ee-a
Replies: 101
Views: 4728

Not familiar with California's specific Prison Guard situation, but, I suspect ti is like CT. Our prison guards make damn good money. And they have a killer retirement package. All this for a yob that doesn't have much in the way of educational requirements. Sounds nice, don't it? There is one littl...
by smackaholic
Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:53 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Who wants to win money?? My LOCKS!
Replies: 21
Views: 1704

My lock for next week, take the JON's pics and go the other way.
by smackaholic
Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:48 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: It's Game Day Irish Fans!!
Replies: 36
Views: 2844

smackaholic, hey, most little kids jump on their first bandwagon based on who was the dominant team at that time. Little kids aren't going to instinctively jump on the team that's getting pummeled, they're going to find themselves being attracted to winners. I grew up in L.A. and I was born in '64 ...
by smackaholic
Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:13 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: I WANT ANSWERS!!!!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 1239

I think NU is top 5 in Nebraska. Are there even 5 colleges in Nebraska? You are right about that 95 team. Didn't they play Florida in the NC game? That was a serious buttfukking in the mouf, right there. Too bad they couldn't beat a high school jv team today. How much jack do you think NU would scra...
by smackaholic
Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:57 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The grass at ND....
Replies: 19
Views: 1604

BTW, just how does one get grass to grow that well in mid october in N. indiana? Must be some fukkin hearty strain of siberian grass.
by smackaholic
Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:55 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The grass at ND....
Replies: 19
Views: 1604

Yeah, kinda surprised we didn't see more bunts.
by smackaholic
Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:54 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: It's Game Day Irish Fans!!
Replies: 36
Views: 2844

The Coliseum...Notre Dame...1974...Anthony freaking Davis. Rack! That little fukker ran back, what, maybe 12 kick offs for TDs that day. That is my oldest memory of being a college football fan. What a bandwagonning little punk I was. A kid from connecticut who's teams were USC and the Miami dolphi...
by smackaholic
Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:31 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The grass at ND....
Replies: 19
Views: 1604

growing the grass longer would probably take some of the speed advantage away from a fast team. SC is kinda fast, aren't they? As for danger, the deeper turf is probably more prone to tripping players up, which could cause more injuries. But, the overall slowing effect and added padding might decrea...
by smackaholic
Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Enbridge makes FINAL Pipeline decision!
Replies: 42
Views: 2928

Quagmire? pffftttt. We got a lotta bored SAC pilots sitting around in the upper midwest that could take care of that thing and be back for lunch.